I met David Lee Roth today. It was awesome. He drank a beer and we talked about donkeys (long story).
*blinks*
For serious?
did you get a gay vibe? because i heard he’s a friend of dorothy. just sayin.
okay, it’s official: you are now the worst storyteller ever. hello? what happened? give us a LITTLE something, mister. sheesh!
g’damn. more details please!
one of my friends, a waitress, once served david lee roth at a swanky restaurant here in seattle…
and he made her cry.
he said the water wasn’t up to his standards, and then bitched her out and told her it was all her fault.
charming, no?
That’s excellent. I’m jealous.
David Lee Roth is short too.
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*blinks*
For serious?
did you get a gay vibe? because i heard he’s a friend of dorothy. just sayin.
okay, it’s official: you are now the worst storyteller ever. hello? what happened? give us a LITTLE something, mister. sheesh!
g’damn. more details please!
one of my friends, a waitress, once served david lee roth at a swanky restaurant here in seattle…
and he made her cry.
he said the water wasn’t up to his standards, and then bitched her out and told her it was all her fault.
charming, no?
That’s excellent. I’m jealous.
David Lee Roth is short too.
Hello! Super work performed. Top PAGE, further so!
kasino