Legendary producer Phil Spector, who received three claps and a roomful of uncomfortable murmurs when mentioned during the Ronettes’ Rock Hall induction, has had his murder trial shift into the jury selection phase. While the alleged facts of the case seem damning — Phil’s accused of killing Lana Clarkson, an actress he met at a Sunset Strip rock club (she was found shot dead in his castle foyer the next morning) — nothing screamed “unhinged dude totally capable of murder” more than his Bride Of Frankenstein hairdo. On advice of counsel (though counsel denies it), Phil turned up yesterday at the court house sporting a new look. Compare and contrast. (via NY Post)

 

Hey, he’s got a new wife, too! Nothing says innocence like young brides and mop tops. You’re on the jury, you’ve never seen the guy before: more likely to let him off? If the hair looks less like shit, you must acquit? Cochran would be proud.

Comments (11)
  1. kidgotham  |   Posted on Mar 20th, 2007 0

    the wall of hair!!!

  2. Richie  |   Posted on Mar 20th, 2007 0

    They can’t take his hair away, that’s like stealing his identity!

  3. the 9  |   Posted on Mar 20th, 2007 0

    How the fuck does a man like that lure a 20-something to marry him?

  4. dannygutters  |   Posted on Mar 20th, 2007 0

    now he looks like the dude in the princess bride that lives in the lab with the life sucking machine.

  5. nick  |   Posted on Mar 20th, 2007 0

    yeah dude. total prince valiant cut.

  6. Jesustapdancingchrist, he looked better with the afro.

  7. wiscod  |   Posted on Mar 20th, 2007 0

    he looks like Barry Manilow’s murderous doppelganger

  8. Skatelip  |   Posted on Mar 20th, 2007 0

    I’ll take a stab at the 9′s question:

    I think it’$ true L$O$V$E.

  9. JoeyT  |   Posted on Mar 20th, 2007 0

    Is he under house arrest? How is he paler than my left ass check?

  10. Now he just needs a week’s worth of tanning sessions and he’ll be on his way to looking more human and less like a succubus.

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