Britney, you should be practicing keyboard, not canoodling with dancer Kevin Federline who has a pregnant girlfriend and a four-year-old daughter.

Here are some photos of the couple on a Santa Monica beach earlier this week. Click to enlizzarge.

 
 

Cheetos and cigarettes are bad for you Brit Brit. Madonna would be soooooo pissed. Lucky for you I blocked her IP Address.

Yes, Britney’s thriving on a steady diet of Cheetos and cigarettes. Don’t believe me? Here she is the following day…

 

Comments (386)
  1. marina  |   Posted on Apr 30th, 2004

    she needs to ask a guy about earlier affers before jumping in his bed and going wit him!!

  2. Be Me  |   Posted on Apr 30th, 2004

    You guys, the real issue is, what is Britney’s new boyfriend’s children supposed to do for a father while he’s busy hooking up. Also, Britney is not fat, and she does not need criticism but help and support for all her obvious emotional problems that she can not handle.

  3. Oh my god I have been on a mission to find the stupidest people on the internet…… DING DING DING I found them! All you fuckers who are sticking up for Britney are stupid. Because of the plain and simple fact of, FREEDOM OF SPEECH! Yes she is CHUNKY. GET OVER IT! I bet you if she wasnt a singer no one would even think she is hot because look at the bitch. SHE NEEDS THE MAKE-UP! Anyone who gets famous appears beautiful because they are paid accordingly. But yeah some of you people on here are pretty gay because sticking up for someone who would never give you the time of day is fucking juvenile. Ok opinion stated who wants to try mouthing off back. ;) I love confrontations so bring it bitch. Britney is gay. Fellow haters, I salute you. And to add, no im not jealous, Im skinny and MY BOOBS ARE REAL! lol! 5’5 125lbs 34dd baby AND IM NOT FAMOUS! HA! Fuck you all ;) Especially the hot boys:P

  4. Heather  |   Posted on May 1st, 2004

    where is kevin federline from? I went to school with a kevin federline….go figure if it’s the same one..hey kev, remember me from jr. high, yeah, could ya hook me up with Britney tickets?

  5. damn . he’s sooo ugly

  6. VANITY  |   Posted on May 1st, 2004

    U GUYS ARE SOOO FUNNY. I LOVED READY THESE. BUT, REALLY, WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT A DAMN LIP SYNCHING CHICK WHO CAN’T REALLY SING WORTH CRAP? AND U’RE RIGHT, HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME ARE UP. SHE’S GOT ABOUT 3.5 LEFT. A COUPLE MORE OFF THE HOOK ‘TOXIC’ LIKE VIDEOS…LET HER ASS & TITS HANG OUT A COUPLE MORE TIMES..AND IT’S A WRAP! SHE’S REALLY JUST AN AVERAGE BITCH. A REGULAR OLE’ REGULAR OLE’! THAT, ON THE STREETS, WITHOUT THE FAME, NO ONE WOULD GIVE A HOT DING-A-LING. NO, SERIOUSLY. SHE’D BE JUST A REGULAR BITCH. AND WHAT TALENT DOES SHE HAVE? SHE CAN’T SING AND SHE LIP SYNCHS HER CONCERTS. YEAH, SHE CAN MOVE -BUT ANY MO’ FO’ WITH A CHOREOGRAPHER CAN DO THAT SHIT. U CAN DO THAT SHIT SHE DOES AT CHEERLEADER CAMP. RIGHT? AND OK, SO U CAN TURN A COUPLE BACK-HAND SPRINGS. BIG FRIGGIN’ DEAL, BRIT! U GOTTA’ DO MORE FOR ME THAN SOME DAMN GYMNASTICS–[IF U WANT ME TO CALL U TALENTED.] HELL, I KNOW A COUPLE OF BUMS ON THE STREET WHO TURN FLIPS FOR QUARTERS AND A 40 OUNCE. SO BITCH PLEASE! I SAY 2 MORE YEARS AND IT’S A WRAP! WE’LL BE MORE INTERESTED IN HER LITTLE SISTER. WHO I THINK THEY’RE GEARING UP TO HAVE HER TAKE BRITNEY’S PLACE. ‘CAUSE BRITNEY, MY FRIENDS, CAN PRETTY MUCH CALL IT A DAY! IT’S OVAH’ HOVA’~
    C-YA BYE!

  7. VANITY, AGAIN  |   Posted on May 1st, 2004

    SORRY, TYPO–[READING THESE.]
    AND, LET ME JUST ADD FOR THE RECORD: SHAR JACKSON FROM MOESHA, IS TOE’ UP FROM THE FLO’ UP. MAKES ME WANNA’ THROW UP!
    BUT, WITH THE WHITE DUDE, SHE’S LUCKY, SHE’S GONNA’ HAVE A PRETTY BABY. CAUSE IF SHE HAD HAD IT BY RAHEEM OR TYRONE–IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A *WRAP! THAT BABY WOULD HAVE BEEN-WHOOOOO, I DON’T EVEN WANT TO SAY. AND I’M A BLACK CHICK, SO, I CAN SAY IT…UMMM, A LIL’ NAPPY HEAD! BUT, GOOD FOR HER SHE’S GONNA’ HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MIXED LITTLE BABY…BUT, TOO BAD THE BABY-DADDY IS SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW LICKIN’ SOME BRITNEY SPEW! BETTER HIM THAN ME! ‘CAUSE THAT BITCH SMELLS LIKE CIG’S AND COOCH.
    TAKE CARE YA’LL~

  8. Toxic Mike  |   Posted on May 2nd, 2004

    Yo, y’all Britney haters should fuck off. Y’all are hatin’ on her yet she still draws your attention. Before you start with all the insults take a look in the mirror… or better yet, at your girl friend… I bet it ain’t much better! Brit’s got enough money that she can rock whatever she wants, and be like “fuck what anyone thinks!”

  9. Jessica  |   Posted on May 2nd, 2004

    I think in comparison to a regular person, no, Brit is not fat. It’s mostly the “I’m all that” attitude that she gives off (ie: Toxic vid, Slave for you etc.) Anyways, I think it’s this attitude that opens up some room for criticism. It’s really obvious of how amazing she thinks she is, and I think that when you look at her, she really IS average! Without all the make up and the air brushing, she looks like just any girl that you might see in the mall. You might say “She’s pretty” but you wouldn’t be fawning over her and worshipping the conceited exhibitionist. She’s been wayyy to hyped since the beginning, and I think it’s just starting to tick more than a few people off. She really needs a reality check.

  10. LEXI  |   Posted on May 2nd, 2004

    BRITNEY IS A WHORE, SHE IS DATING A MAN WHOSE G/F IS PREGNANT WITH HIS BABY!!!

  11. LEXI  |   Posted on May 2nd, 2004

    TO THE IDIOT NAMED “TOXIC MIKE,” IF YOU FIND BRITNEY ATTRACTIVE IN THE ABOVE PICTURES THEN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU! THERE IS FLAB HANGING OFF THE SIDE OF HER SHORTS AND SHE LOOKS SHORT AND STOUT WITH FAT OLD CHICKEN LEGS… BTW HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW THICK HER NECK IS???

  12. GeorgiaK  |   Posted on May 3rd, 2004

    Oh, my God, she looks terrible!!!!!!!! Those stylists and make up artists she has must be given a lifetime achievement award!

  13. MONIE  |   Posted on May 3rd, 2004

    I CANNOT BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF HATERS ON THIS PAGE. ALL YOU HATERS PROBALLY HAVE ALL HER CDS AND WOULD CRY IF SHE SAID HI TO YOU. STOP HATING AND PUT SOME OF YOUR PHOTOS UP AND LET US JUDGE YOU

  14. MONIE  |   Posted on May 3rd, 2004

    TO VANITY: WHAT TYPE OF BLACK CHICK ARE YOU? ONE OF THOSE MIXED ONES THAT WANTS TO BE WHITE. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SAYING THAT HER BABY WILL BE CUTE JUST BECAUSE IT WILL BE MIXED THAT THE DUMBEST SHIT I EVER HEARD COMING OUT A “BLACK CHICKS” MOUTH

  15. LaNiRo  |   Posted on May 3rd, 2004

    God knows I’m not a Britney fan. Her singing sucks big, fat ones and her dancing is lame and repetitive at best, but I do know that she has great legs. After having a couple of kids, I wish I had her legs (and her stomach). About her clothing choices, she’s stuck on the low-rise thing. Unfortunately for her, that style is fading and I think it’s safe to say that no one wants to see how far down she can wear her pants before she gets arrested for indecency.
    She also ought to stop smoking before it ruins her voice. Oops, too late.
    BTW: If I was the baby momma in this situation (thank God I’m not…how emabarrassing!), I’d bitch slap Brit (she had to know something and even if she didn’t, it would feel great to do it)and I’d beat the guy within an inch of his life.

  16. ahimsa  |   Posted on May 3rd, 2004

    It’s so funny how haters can muster up the most inane things to criticize…as if they have all the right answers. Let’s be more objective, like me…We all know that Britney does not have the best sense of style. Sometimes she looks downright funky. Blame her two freakin’ stylists…Just because they think it’ll look good on two gay men doesn’t mean it will look good on Britney. Seriously, though, her outfit at the beach was not too bad. She’s at the freakin beach!!! A Trucker is okay if it’s original and not Von Dutch. Yeah, Britney’s getting a little chunky but she is not fat. She did say she needed to lose 10 pounds, I think that’s about right. Britney’s still cute and her face is probably sufferin’ from too much makeup on the tour. At least she’s bold enough to walk around without makeup. And I’m sure she has enough money to seek the professional help needed to zap those zits. It’s so sad to read comments from people who are obviously jealous or hatin’ because they don’t feel embraced by Britney. Go Avril!!! yeah, sure…It’s hard to say that Britney’s in a downward spiral…she did have her first #1 hit since Oops…I did it again. And there are people who love ‘Toxic,’ but hate Britney, but yet ask their more in-tuned friends to burn them a copy…whatever, she doesn’t really need your 12 dollars, she’s making over 30 million dollars on tour. Don’t hate. Move on..You’ve still got Avril.

  17. tess  |   Posted on May 3rd, 2004

    I think Britney is becoming a troubled mess. She should try to get it together instead of behaving like a lost hoe. I think she never quite recovered from her break-up with Justin, Since the split, everything fell apart and went wrong in her life. I think Justin broke her spirit and her soul, that’s why she’s behaving so badly, going from one man to the other and getting down and dirty with fucked up celebrites. I mean, what the hell was she thinking when she made out with “kiss and tell” players like Colin Farell or Fred Durst? She’s only damaging her mame and her reputation. This so-called virgin is now a slut who tries to find comfort and relief into sex, food and alcohol and cigs. But all this shit won’t heal her wounds.

  18. ahimsa  |   Posted on May 3rd, 2004

    I can’t stop addressing all you haters out there even though I have to get back to work…even though I personally don’t eat cheetos because of finger stains, please note that you are not trash if you eat a 99 cent bag of chips…Let the girl eat cheetos…and what’s up with all this sexual repression? You girls need to find a vibrator because Britney’s a grown woman and she’s too hot to remain unattended to. All you girls who are looking for a decent role model…you’ve got Hilary Duff…stop the bashing…You can’t keep Britney at a certain lifestage so she can be a role model for all you misguided and neglected children…and can people please stop announcing when they think styles are fading…like you really know…really…All styles fade so don’t act like you work for top fashion houses…I think it’s time to start wearing Walmart Jeans that ride up to your rib cage…and can carry your wide flat asses…doesn’t that sound attractive?

  19. cpk4ever  |   Posted on May 3rd, 2004

    First woman in the history of the music industry to have all of her albums debut at #1. That takes longer than fifteen minutes I’d say. Don’t you know hating on Britney is so 2001?? I am so sick of all the self-righteous I’m so deep, genuine and mature, cooler than thou types.

  20. ahimsa  |   Posted on May 3rd, 2004

    For some of you who hate Britney, you sure do follow her life (tess) intensely, and with such passion. Don’t you all know that all you born-again Britney haters are products of the bashing started by the Anti-Britney’s record company (Avril Lavigne)…Let’s see how long homey chick lasts…Wouldn’t your time be better served promoting your favorite artist instead of trying to knock the reigning princess down? Let me make a few things clear to some of you: (Jessica) I seriously doubt that Britney thinks she’s all that. It’s her job to project confidence. Pop stars don’t have to be the most beautiful things in the world. That realm belongs to supermodels and beauty queens…get it straight. If Britney ticks you off, you have issues. She just does what she does, and rarely, if ever, has a mean thing to say about anyone. (LEXI) you’re just stupid, many men and women find britney attractive, even in these pictures. If you think a little flab is unattractive, I hope you kill yourself when you’re not in supermodel form. You probably have an eating disorder. (VANITY) You are damn funny. Cigs and cooch. HaHa. I’d smell her cooch any hour of the day and she can bum cigarettes off me. FREEDOM. But seriously, if you’re looking for superwoman, pick up a comic book…and lbnl (Cryssie)The dumbest bitch out of you all, can you make any more vague, already been-said remarks. This is not a forum for you to advertise your skank ass, “I’m skinny (anorexic), 34 dd (exaggerated)” with a train wreck of a face.” What’s lame is wasting time talking about someone you claim to care less about. It’s about putting people like you in check, so Bring It!

  21. nice  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    props to ahimsa on that one.

  22. that one guy  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    I’d stick it in her. shes not bad to look at. even whores can be hot. lets all make it a goal to fuck britney

  23. nycman38  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    i dont care who she’s with – i’d eat the creampie and be on my way with her jizzed up panties. i’ll take care of myself.

  24. Britney is one ugly fat cunt bitch  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    Dude,

    you guys are all crazy. Sure Britney is a cun whore who is getting fatter by the fucking second but think about this…as soon as she breaks the 200 lbs mark (and she will) she will need someone at her side to say ‘baby you look good’. She will need someone to say ‘baby you are not fat, you just live life to the fullest’. All the while she is buying you cars and shit. Sure you have to lay the occasional pipe down and pork her (probably while her fat ass eats pork)but that is easy. SHe will buy all kinds of shit for you and all you need to do is feed cigarretts and food.

    I for one have always thought that she was a cunt bitch and that her career reeks but for moneys and gifts even I will slam her fat pudgey ass. Now some people may ask..’rob, how fat are you?’ and to that I respond ‘fuck you I am not the played out fat cunt slut that is taking other womens dudes’. Can’t wait though until her career takes a shit and she has to do playboy. Stupid slut.

  25. ahimsa is fat too  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    Oh and before I forget…Ahimsa you a fat cunt bitch slut too? you are either a 45 yearl old man who cannot get laid but rents dvd’s of britney’s concerts and wack off to them in you mom’s basement or you are one of those really fat ass chicks who thinks that they look like britney when in reality you just a fat chick. Which ever one you are (I am guessing you are the fat 45 year old pedifile) stop being a fag. BABABOOI

  26. d town for life  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    To the black chick named Vanity who it seems hasn’t been outside for more than a minute I’m guessing. You mean to tell me you haven’t seen two black people have beautiful kids? So you haven’t seen Stacey Dash, Morris Chesnut, Vivicia Fox, Jada Pinkett, Will Smith etc. I could keep going on and on but why should I your probably just and old internet ugly tric anyway.

  27. tess  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    Vanity, your comment about mix kids is really stupid. For your personal info,being mixed doesn’t necessarily means being beautiful. I know a lot of mix kids who are as ugly as hell. I agree with d town. You probably haven’t been out for a long time because some 100% black dudes are 100% fine (Morris, Taye, Kobe, Tyson, you name it). Some blak girls too (models, actesses etc..)So stop it with your racist theories about beauty because it’s a shame!!!

  28. RECREATIONAL POULTRY  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    All of you are lame. I just wanted to see who that Britney chick is banging now because it said something on msn about it and you all have wasted all your time defending her and writing all these stories about how hot or fat she is. She doesn’t give a sh1t about any of you people. She wouldn’t spit in your direction if you were on fire. Get a grip with reality people. There are more important things in life then celebrities. Losers

  29. tess  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    Thanks for those words of wisdom. But why don’t you apply your own self-help advices to your case? Why don’t you practice what you preach? You admit being interested in who’s getting into Britney’s dirty and stinky panties, no? Do you think that your curiosity about her sex life is better than other’s curiosity about her body fat? ummummh, I doubt it…..

  30. nycman38  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    tess,
    does she really have “dirty and stinky panties”?? that is my fetish!!! think when she gets banged she just pulls them to the side and when the guy blows his load she just pulls them up and the jizz drips into them? LOVE THE PANTIES!!!

  31. Most women I know these days are sluts, and Britney is just joinging the crowd! Wish I had her money, but not the looks. Obviously, she needs TONS of makeup to go out & look presentable! Ouch–what an ugly, no-talent bitch!

  32. Im in disbelief.This is Britney Spears!?
    My god.
    I like this last CD of hers.It is really cool.Irritating when she gets too breathy but actually very decent to dance to especially in clubs.
    To see her like this and realize the boozed up and sexed out vibe of the CD is about guys like this and she looks like that-UGH!!She looks like shes been ridden hard and put up wet to dry.Disgusting.
    Damn girl!Wake up!!You got all the money in the world and you give it up to a punk like that!????Get a trainer and lay off the cancer sticks.You got it all goin on-check yourself into rehab or something before you get pregnate from one of these gross guys.
    Look at all your fans here trying to support you-Jeezus you aint makin it easy for them girl.

  33. Although people think that Britney and I are still fighting, I want everyone to know that as soon as I found out that she was as fucked up and trashy as I am, that I called her and apologized 1000 times. Everyone’s seen my concert photos where I looked really fat, and Britney’s just supporting me by gaining a few pounds as well. Oh, and you heard it here first: at the end of July, she’s gonna go to the hair salon and “accidentally” lose some hair from the blonde bleaching, just like I did.

    Oh, and “tess”: get a life, ok? Your jealousy of girls like us is way obvious.

  34. tess  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    Hi Christina,
    I wonder how could anyone be jealous of HIV infected sluts like you and Britney. You blew every singer’s cock (Fred, Eminem etc) and got dirty with all of your skinny dancers. So please!!! I don’t eny your Queen of all Whores status.

  35. maiki  |   Posted on May 4th, 2004

    i went to jr. high with that guy! he was voted most likely to be seen on america’s most wanted. HAHAHAHAHA pretty damn close!

  36. Britney is a fucking fake and should be ashamed of herself. Bitch!!!!

  37. daniel  |   Posted on May 5th, 2004

    kevin federline is my Cousin and he is a luky son of a b*tch

  38. Annette  |   Posted on May 5th, 2004

    You guys should really chill out! so what she smokes big deal so does have of America. I mean really everyone needs to stop tormenting her and just let her live her life she is 22 freakin years old!!!!! So some advice GET OVER IT!!!!!

  39. babydawL  |   Posted on May 5th, 2004

    all i gotta say is where does she get her taste in men? that dude is nasty!!! although she looks bad in those pics, he looks ten times worse. gross.

  40. ahimsa  |   Posted on May 5th, 2004

    Just for the record. (Ahimsa is fat too) You couldn’t be farther from the truth…but I’m sure you’re used to that. Why don’t you go handle your perversions…Get a grip idiot.

  41. Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiina  |   Posted on May 5th, 2004

    What are you lot talking about?!? maybe its coz your american lol just kidding, but Kevin Federline is BUFFFF!!!- (hott!) lol hes waay too good for her based on lookz!
    shes not fat in thoose pics but she is getting a little chubby in others!

  42. ahimsa  |   Posted on May 5th, 2004

    Pedophilia is no joke. If you had the mental capacity to think, you wouldn’t have exposed your own skeletons. I, unlike the haters out there in this world, have respect for all living things. That’s what Ahimsa means, shortly. File it. Michael is INNOCENT.

  43. David  |   Posted on May 5th, 2004

    She looks like a smacked out filthy prostitute.I dont think shes fat its just she is so short and has such big thighs you know like a wrestler or something.Her body is all fucked up looking.
    I have never understood why she was all that to begin with but now I am really wondering what people see in her.
    How embarrassing to have Justin see her like this when she still wants him so bad and hes out with Cameron-one of the 50 most beautiful people.

  44. Drake  |   Posted on May 5th, 2004

    Next we’ll see the Headlines about Britney screaming “Im Keepin My Babyyyyy!!” while smoking another cancer stick and eating a stick of butter.
    And Federline will be off to screw the next idiot girl who will have his skanky ass.
    I want to feel sorry for her but Im sick of all her shit.She brings it on herself.
    She is pitiful!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Britney is borderline retarded  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Wow, Could she be a dumber, self-centered slut? Guys, you’re looking at a girl who had all the talent in world who now is just one of the most pathetic human beings on the planet. I hope teenage girls aren’t looking up to this piece of garbage anymore. Wow, Britney, wow.

  46. tess  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Yeah, I agree with you. Britney has become totally trash. Justin must be laughing right now because in the post-breakup barometer, he scored big time.He’s now dating a glamourous actress and they’re living the good life (nice vacations etc..). But as for Britney: she totally lost it. She’s a piece of garbage now. She’s dating cheap dancers, she’s eating cheap food, she’s wearing cheap clothes,she,s drinking cheap alcohol (beers..), she’s doing cheap things (sleeping around with fucked up loosers)….she’s just so Cheap right now !!!
    Shame on her!

  47. Look people get over the cheetos thing, I mean everyone eats cheeto’s does that make you fat, because I know that I am not fat.

  48. tess  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Yeah, there’s nothing wrong with eating Cheetos. But the thing is, Britney is literally pigging out. I saw some scary pictures of her in some mags and her belly was fat. The kind of swollen belly that would make Homer Simpson proud. This girl needs Dr.Phil. Otherwise she’s gonna end up on the streets. She may even turn into a crack-addicted hooker. Maybe her alarming appearance is a way to catch her ex’s attention. Maybe it’s a way for her to say “Justin, look at me, I’m going down,I hit the bottom, I became a real mess, look what you’ve done to me, you ruined my life. Since you left, I became a depressed whore….etc..” Maybe she wants to send him a message. Even her new video reveals her thoughts. I think the video’s a warning: if Justin doesn’t come back, she’s gonna kill herself in her bathtub for Real!!!

  49. Kingston  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    At first I thought everyone posting on this forum were wasting their time and just being plain stupid but then I thought I am glad people have finally come around and realized that Britney is NOT all that! She is NOT fat as many would say she is just vertically challenged which makes her look bigger….but she has put on a few pounds since 1999! Britney has no talent at all her voice is horrible and dancing…anyone with a coreographer can do that! She began as nothing more than an overhyped, talentless singer and that is what she will go down in history as…or maybe a victim of lung cancer the way she puffs away! Oh and BTW Kevin Federline is UGLY!!

  50. Jodie  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    britney is absoulutely stunnin n i ent lying cos i seen her lastnite in concert @ birmingham NIA! so all of uzs hu say she is fat r sooooo fukin jealous its untru! get a life n realise that see too has her own life n she ent a stick insect cos she dont wanna be! she looks fukable n sooooo toned so shut it sad acts!

  51. Kingston  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Geez! Some of you need to learn basic english before you come here and embarass your backwoods alabama asses! (jodie)

  52. becky  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Look, he is better than christina’s fiance he is MUNTED!!! and she is dancin on stage 4 lik 2 hours every nite i fink she is allowed some crisps, i bet u guys pig out. an she eint fat look at her shes gorgoeus i saw her in concert on the 2nd row, n she had a gorgeous figure lovely n slim!!! so think u idoits!

  53. tess  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Some of ya’ll need to return to their basic grammar and spelling childhood books!!! Beside that, I think Briney’s all fucked up. In the latest issue of “US Weekly” there are even scarier new pics of her. She’s sunbathing in a London hotel and by looking at her new plus-size figure (in a bikini) you can see that: “Oops…she dit it again”: She’s, once again, been pigging out of contol like a mad cow. Plus, she’s so desperate to get laid, that she literally paid her new boy toy (she paid him a plane ticket to visit her in London) in order to get some…
    That’s some sad shit!!!

  54. Chelsea  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Britney is anything but fat, you meandering clods.

  55. Anna  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?s=69e48967ffb1fa551089814ad6f31533&threadid=172478&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

    These pics are even better! A must-see! Make sure you get the whole link in case it doesn’t wrap properly.

  56. tess  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    OMG, those pictures!!! I can’t believe it!! Whose that low class hooker? Why is she showing off her fatty belly? Why is she dressed like a truck driver? Why is her face covered with infected acne spots? Yuk!!! Brintey, now, you really make me want to throw up!!! Grossss!!!
    Anna, those picture are the Bomb!! They will prove, once and for all, to all those few remaining Britney fans that their idol went from miss goody2shoes to low class and dirty trash!!!!!!

  57. Christopher  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Britney Spears is a lowlife.
    She has evolved from a supposid sticky sweet guys wet dream to this …THING.masturbating on stage,getting dicked by any guy that will have her,smoking and druggin it up.
    Sorry but that is not normal for any girl to do.She is obviously in the middle of a mental and physical crisis and prolly should be hospitalized before she pulls a real ‘everytime’ and commits suicide.

  58. Josh  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    She has always looked like she suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome to me.Her body isn’t proportioned.Her legs are too short for her body and her eyes are way too far apart and all droopy.Those are classic signs of fetal alcohol syndrome.
    Maybe she retarded from that and its starting to show itself now that shes supposed to be acting like a adult?

  59. Jason  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Britney can’t hide the white trash gene anymore.Its reared its ugly head and wont go away.
    Poor Britney.

  60. Kingston  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Josh…You took the words right out of my mouth I could never think of a perfect way to describe Britney’s ugliness but FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) there it is! I always said her eyes looked like a old hound dog but FAS baby is much better!

  61. Jessica  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    You guys are just jealous. That girl is making millions of dollars while you are working at McDonalds or giving blowjobs in dark alleys for $20.

  62. Kiyanna  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    um britney have no right stealin’ Shar Jackson baby daddy….dat is juss wrong. if she want a man dat bad then she need to go find sumone out there then scoopin so low to steal a systas man!!! damn she is such a hoe

  63. tess  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Jessica, how can you defend this White Trash hooker? Can’t you see that she’s totally going down? Can’t you see that she totally lost it? I mean, even though, she gets paid milions for singing with her awful voice, she’s not even able to take care of herself. She’s not even able to get a shower, wash her face, cure her ACNE infection….you know, the basic things even a Mc Donald employee can afford that. Those pathetic pictures simply shows thatmoney isn’t everything. Money hasn’t prevent Britney from falling down big time. She’s gonna end up in a van. She’s already bulimic, alcoholic and depressed. How lower this hoe can get?

  64. First of all, Britney’s pussy smells!

    Second, for those of you “chicks” who are defending her… please! Like as if you’ve ever met her… making a millions dollars lip-syncing to all of her songs! Now, THAT’S TALENT…!!!

    Do what you do best girlfriend~ smoke, eat and shit…

  65. tess  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    By the way, I saw a Carson Daly’s interview in US Weekly and the dude had no pity when he talked about Britney. He said that she’s breaking down in front of the whole world and that the best thing she could do now would be to hide in her Louisiana hometown for a while. I agree with Carson. This hoe shouldn’t make another pitiful public appearance before she gets sober.Isn’t she tired of being constantly targeted and humiliated by the press for her low-class behaviour?

  66. MoJack  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    I can’t believe she smokes.Smelly,nasty cigarette smoke all over her hands and in her hair and clothes.I bet she stinks.
    Its funny how all this is coming out about her now.
    She probably has been acting this way on the down low for ever but then she did Justin wrong and he left her ass and now look at her.
    She is one fucked up little ho’.
    Its true.Don’t even bother trying to defend the bitch.
    She is her own worst enemy.

  67. Kellie  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Damn why all the hatred?She is a human being for Gods’ sake.Obviously she is going thru some shit in her life.Why not pray for the girl instead of trash her and wish her the worst?
    I don’t feel sorry for her but I can’t exactly with a good concious(sp?)wish some one in this bad a shape anything but positivity.
    Its a sad thing to watch and she needs help.

  68. Marni  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    HELLOOOO! UHHHHHHH.. does’nt anyone remember she was just voted America’s sexiest Woman by Maxim magazine! Im not even a fan of hers ..but I got to say , this is all sour grapes..JEALOUSY.OF HER MONEY AND HER LOOKS!! HOW DO YOUR GORGEOUS ASS’ LOOK ALL THE TIME?? huh huh huh?? Bring it!! I AINT SCEEEEERED!! LOL And PS>>> Why would anyone get joy out of someone elses misery???

  69. Amanda  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Don’t make me laugh.I look a helluva lot better than that Midget sumo wrestler.LOL.Honestly!

    I think the “Haters”-myself included-are just ecstatic that she is being revealed as this type person because we all knew it all along AND because the bitch CAN”T SING>why is she making CDs and MILLIONS o’ dollars when she CAN”T SING!???
    Thats where all the ‘joy’ is coming from.And she did bring this all on herself acting like this innocent virginal sweetie pie just to make money and fool everybody and people don’t like that.Sorry but the hatred is justified.
    We are all sick to death of this talentless phenominon know as Jives Cash Cow-Miss Britney Spears!
    Thats all Im sayin.
    So there.

  70. Marni  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Cuz…people buy her shit ..thats why!! JEALOUS>>BITTER…I am very glad I am not like that! It is totally obvious that all the women here bashing her are furiously jealous of her!! Its why you get so heated about it! Get ova it..lol..maybe you will get all the men to vote you hot body of the year one day and every ugly woman in world will hate on you!! But I doubt it .ha ha ha! Lil people feel good , important cutting up people ..you must need it..ENJOY!

  71. Brent  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Oh C’mon.That line is tired.Its not just women.Anybody with half a brain knows it guys from 10-100 that would wank off to anything and “tweeners” & teeneagers that keep this girls career afloat.
    If it werent for them and the bad press shes gotten lately there would be nothing to her and everyone knows it.
    And its no wonder why she was on Maxim!She has shown herself to be nothing more than just that a sex object.So sure!Put her on the cover.Men are men.Dont fault us for being visual.
    Personally I go for the lean tall leggy types.
    There are plenty of women I work with that take much better care of themselves and have a lot more class/style/character/ than Britney will ever have.That to me is sexy.Not Britney Spears.
    Get off your high horse and come back down to earth.
    Sounds like YOU are the one envious of Britney not us.

  72. marylin  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Britney is so beautiful, is the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax, i love her, she’s my live, she’s perfect, oh my God! she’s my inspiration of live, i´m in love of her. I’m Marylin, i’m 15 years old and i’m friom Peru. My e-mail is mabrbs@hotmail.com

  73. Alex  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Britney Spears is a pimply faced fat gut smoker who can’t get a decent guy.The one she had she cheated on and still wants back and he will have nothing to do with her.Yeah thats real sexy and something to be jealous of.NOT.
    Nobody is jealous of Britney Spears.Believe it.And girls if you are get some help because that girl is a sleazy role model to have.

  74. Krasavchik  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    Anyone who saw Shar Jackson will understand the situation. Britney, even smoking (hey, what’s wrong with that anyway?), wearing vulgar cloth, and a bit overweight, looks heaps better then Jackson. Go, Kevin!

  75. HonestOpinion  |   Posted on May 6th, 2004

    No offense here, but although not “fat” shes definately carrying extra pounds, and for someone who makes her living off her body (cause it certainly isnt from her voice) she needs to watch herself.

  76. SmithHawkins  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    What?Can’t she get her own man?.That guy has kids with a woman he isn’t married to,cheated on the babys mom and she is pregnant with his second child…..What a catch he is.What is Britney thinking?
    This seems to be a problem for her.She did the same thing last time w/ Columbus only he was actually married.
    Somebody needs to slap some sense into her.

  77. BRITNEY BITCH  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    BRITNEY IS A FUCKING BITCH. BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH.

  78. YOU KNOW FRESNO NIGGA’S BE KILLIN THAT SHIT YEAH IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE ON THIS SHIT GO TO http://WWW.RESISTARREST.COM BIG UP’S KEV

  79. Bella  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    Britney is not a bitch. What I see when I look at her is a victim. She is what everybody want her to be… and she is what she have to be for the money. Personally I don’t think she is a bad girl… she seem to be so sweet and gentle. I feel so sorry for her each time I read about her. She seem to be so burned in both love and work life. She is desperatelly trying to feel good and yes – sometimes she can make crazy stuff. She is drinking to much and she is flirty. But I know that it is because that she is in a deep sadness. Imagine a world where everybody is smiling and you think that you are loved. Everybody is acting like they love her… but in the end… she knows that it is for the money. Also wanted to say that it is up to her if she wanna smoke or not… personally I hate cigarettes. I think everybody should try to see britney in the true perspective. She is what she is ruled to be. Like the girls in t.a.t.u … acting lesbians… but in the end it broke. Regards…. I love ya Britney… go go girl and good luck in your future life and in love.

  80. Marni  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    Brent! I am a mom of girls her age..and I would never want people to treat them the way you people treat people. If she is ho , if she is untalented, if she has gained weight,if she smokes and has issues…so what! She is very young with alot in her lap…and being hateful to people in trouble..even just text on net..imagine how much that must hurt to know people think that way about you?? I am glad I will never be so sad or need attention so badly.. that I would try to drive someone over the edge with personal attacks to make myself feel good ! Like I said initially..I am not even a fan of hers..I am an adult and I listen to adult alternative primarily..but I just couldnt believe all the hate I saw on here..I am glad I was raised better; and raise my kids better than that! Im a lover not a fighter..and most of the post on here.. to me..sound like they are from hateful children with and cold hearts..JUST MY OPINION OF COURSE…..Scarey shit if you ask me!

  81. Kingston  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    It’s funny how people keep saying that we must be jealous or need attention to talk about Britney but sorry people but that just isnt the case. She has absolutely nothing that I would be jealous of! I have my own house, car and plenty of money and I am educated so like someone said I do not work at McDonalds or give BJ’s in back alleys I have a legitimate job that brings me more than enough income! People who say that people talk about other people out of jealousy or need for attention are people who were made fun of before and that is how they dealt with it! I do wish Britney luck and I hope she turns her life around but at the same time I think everyone needs to realize she is not the super sensational star that everyone thinks she is. She is just some lost little gile from Louisana who is trying to make money and she really has no talent other than finding good marketing strategies to make that money!

  82. tess  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    This message is dedicated to the few remaining Britney’s fan: guys, you need to open your eyes. Haven’t you seen the pictures? Seeing her walking down the streets, looking lost and disoriented as a homeless prostitute hasn’t convinced you that this girl needs guidance? How can you support a mess like that? How can you see her as a role model when she’s doing all the wrong things? This girl is your’s parents worst nightmare!! Defending her is like defending Courtney love. It simply doesn’t make sense. If Britney wasn’t famous, she would have already ended up in the streets, selling her STD infected body for a couple of bucks, so that she can buy herself another heroine shot.

  83. dean  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    I actually think they look good together… Young, stupid, and low class.

  84. larry feinstein  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    Yeah, I’m Britney’s lawyer and I’m here to defend her against all these false charges. First of all, she is not a slut. She can count on one hand the number of people she has slept with, I suspect a majority of you haters can’t say that so, no, you’re the slut. Yes, Britney likes to party. She’s not confined to the wastelands you haters are trapped in so she’s able to go out, let loose, drink, whatever…because she’s cool like that, the ultimate VIP. It’s all legal, baby. She is not ugly. If you think you’re such hot stuff, where are u on the pop radar?…do we know who you are? Britney does not claim to be the best singer in the world. She’s no Milli Vanilli though, that’s really her voice when she records in the studio. Lip-syncing is sometimes necessary to keep the show flowing and tight. I’d rather watch her lip-sync and dance, then se her convulse like J. Simpson when trying to hit a note. That’s unattractive. Let’s say Britney does disappear, who is willing to step up to the plate?

  85. luv2btrashy  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    it’s called trailer park chic. rich people like to pretend their poor, so all the real trash, like you haters, can relate to them. yeah, eat it! you tried to emulate it, but people already knew you were trash. low class????, everybody bow, we’ve got dignitaries in the forum.

  86. britneyisasaint  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    my mommy’s my role model. Britney is my entertainment. Leave us alone!!!!

  87. carey  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    I guess all smokers should enter the betty ford clinic. we’re going to be crackheads, living in vans…puhlease…and if you’ve ever drank the devil’s poison, you’re going to hell!!!so scared.

  88. Marni  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    OK little girls ..off to bed now!! Your daddys, your boyfriends or your hubbys wants to watch Britney in peace! Sad but true ..dont choke on it now!! *evil laughter* Ummmm and leave the hand toel!!

  89. Melissa  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    I know. like, double standards are only applied when envy is involved…even the smallest shred…if you’re not envious of her looks, talent, whatever, you’re envious of her position. face it. envy is ugly. britney is cute.

  90. britneyisasaint  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    all the marnis I know are fat and ugly…ewwww!!!
    sarcasm, bitch.

  91. Marni  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    Lmao …at you….Britneyisasaint! I am not gonna go into detail about how cute I am..tho I am very! lol You would hate on me too ..trust me! Oh and I forgot..Im rich too!

  92. Marni  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    Oh and “britneyisasaint”…don’t be so jealous..your lil boobies will grow!..Probably!Ha Ha Ha ..more *evil laughter* ps with lots of sarcasm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  93. melissa  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    I know. Me too.
    Marni. Marni.
    Sounds like Carnie.
    Like in Wilson.
    Ya know.
    Maybe I should get gastric bypass?
    So I wouldn’t have to hate on Britney.

  94. britneyisasaint  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    Those aren’t boobs. It’s just fat.

  95. Marni  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    Yes..you should have gastric bypass..but Im sure ur too poor to pay for it!!

  96. Marni  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    God ..I love toying with lil girls..gtg and live my life!! Laterz ladies!!

  97. melissa  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    Once she gets gastric bypass, then she’ll need a boob job…so sad. If I could only eat a peanut, I would die. Wouldn’t you die, britneyisasaint?

  98. britneyisasaint  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    I would die. And if my parents named me Marni…I just don’t know what I’d do.

  99. melissa  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    Marni was fun. Yeah. I think she’s running out to buy Britney’s CD. Track 10-Shadow is so awesome.

  100. Melissa  |   Posted on May 7th, 2004

    Marni must be rich. Maybe she was a spokesperson for Trimspa until Anna knocked her off? Go Anna!!!I think we should pick on tess. She has issues. She’s a bigger hater than Marni.

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