Hilarious Brit Brit buzz via Jason Productshop. Britney got some Hebrew symbols tattooed on her neck in an act of devotion to Kabbalah (despite the fact that tats are forbidden under Jewish law)…
…But unfortunately the tattoo is absolute gibberish. Just like her new video!
It’s not the first time this has happened to Britney. A few years ago she had a Japanese symbol inked on her hip; it was supposed to mean “mysterious” but in fact turned out to mean “strange.”
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The Hebrew really isn’t that hard to decipher.
(http://feralboy.com/log/archives/001057/)
Suprised she didn’t figure it out.
Nice one Matt.
Actually, the tattoo is gibberish in Hebrew, but it makes perfect sense in Kabbalah (which uses the same symbols but is read backwards). I posted this article yesterday and got chastised for it.
> the tattoo is gibberish in Hebrew, but it
> makes perfect sense in Kabbalah
Thanks Jere.
Damn unreliable British press.
everythings clearer in Kaballah
As a Jew, am I allowed to kick Britney out of our club? Because, really, she makes Kabbalah look bad.
As a Jew I look forward to the numerous bar convesations between me–a Jew–and people querying me about my thoughts on the Kabbalah… And Britney… And Madonna…
At least with the Kabbalah people can stop asking me about stupid Woody Allen films already.
I’d like to think that the tatt on Britney’s neck means “dummyhead”
Hahaha… good stuff Ellogoods…
Doesn’t really matter tho, really? We all know she is a fucking idiot anyway… I think that she should be shot like a dog on the street…
But that could be due to my Brunette enevy…
what the cold mountain is going on with her outfit though?!?!?
ha- lady lynn- whoa what you said is harsh but then I tend to bash Lady Britney as well, just because the whole britney thing is so damn awful as is her music. I realize she is every adolescent boy and girl’s wet dream and she is freaky deakey but as a musician, seeing the likes of her lip syncingness just sometimes gets to me, ha…. (oh the bitter sting)
kabballah is read the same direction as hebrew. its written in hebrew, actually. sometimes letters take on different meanings in kabballah, but in this case, britney fucked up. her tattoo is gibberish.
Get a clue Britney!
so what it went wrong anyone can make a mistake with tattoos especially if you not quite sure of the language im not a fan of her but for crying out loud everyone should give the lassie some peace for a change instead of jumping on her every mistake
Your post is gibberish. The tattoo really does spell one of the 72 names of God. Maybe you should choose your sources better. I mean, The Mirror. Come on.
actually the letters on britneys neck are three hebrew letters that are read from right to left. it is one of the 72 names of god according to kabbalist yehuda berg who recently wrote “the 72 names of god.” that “name” or better said those three letters are used for what kabbalist called scanning and meditation. it is used for healing.
kabbalah is of jewish origin, however it is a form of spirituality and not a religion. according to kabbalistic teachings, kabbalah predates judaism. to be a kabbalist you can be any religion and you dont have to be jewish.
alright im out,
peace,
A. Storm
according to kabbalistic teachings, when you die your clothes are made of days. i think it’s fitting that the tat is gibberish.
She must not be as dumb as most of you think she is… after all she has your attention!
Christy
It actually really pisses me off, as a Jew…serves her right, and madonna, too–you aren’t a “kabbalist” if you can’t read hebrew!
“Anti-Semitism is nothing but the antagonistic attitude produced in the non-Jew by the Jewish group. The Jewish group has thrived on oppression and on the antagonism it has forever met in the world.”
– Albert Einstein, in Collier’s Magazine, November 26, 1938
Who really cares? She’s her own person and will one day answer for her body ‘art.’ Come on, people … she has a nice voice, a nice body and a great ass … so what. She’s no better … or worse … than any of us. She’s just the lucky one who made it big, like all of us wish we could have!
Shalom …
Rich
A. Storm: find that your always having to make things up to impress your friends? kabbalism is the “bible” of the world yet to come. to study the complexities of the text, which is written without vowels, requires “40 years of learning the torah” its not just about reading it forwards, its about playing complex word games with the texts to derive hidden meaning.
to be a kabbalist you have to be jewish! end of.
to look like a moron and get laughed at all you need to do is pretend your good enough to understand
I can Actualy read it ,it doesn’t stand for a word in hebrew but a combination of letters that is used in Kabala,
In Kabbal belief there are 72 names to god- she has the fith name this is a link to the list of names
http://haari.ilbiz.co.il/index.php?m=text&t=608
In kabbala belief some words have power like spells ,the three letters מהש- are believed to have the following attributes :
+Heals the Mind and body
+Protects from chronic fatigue and functional impairments
+Protects physical illness and physical pain or mental
+Encourages cleansing
+Borderline personality disorder healing
+You can set this to – to ask for healing to another person
Fortunately the internet allows us readers to criticize what we read and we do not have to take for granted that which is said to us , especialy when it’s Redecul.
Be Open minded don’t let others Dictate your perspective on life.
A Happy Isreali