Fox News’s “Resident Doom Metal Expert” Mike Huckabee stumped for Haunting The Chapel regulars Torche — “a band with more hooks than a pirate convention” — on Red Eye Monday night. Ridiculous and scripted, sure, but his “review” of the hardworking Miami trio is one of the most entertaining (and, at times, dead-on) I’ve heard: “It’s Black Sabbath meets U2 mixed with a vat of delicious chocolate sauce.” Etc…
He also knows his Foo Fighters. (Curious what he thinks about Cobalt.)
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If you haven’t heard of them… you’re a racist, homophobe.” LOL
Dear God: I’ve been pronouncing “Torche” wrong this whole time. I’ve been saying it like it was a French word or something. I now have to go back and totally re-do “Mans’s Metal Meltdown” podcast, which will be hard because I already broke the tabs out of the blank cassette.
Apparently the band itself approves of all pronunciations. Torsh, tortsh, torshee, they’re all acceptable.
You can always insert a small piece of rolled-up paper in the tape’s crevices.
The tapes crevices! Oh, I’ve been doing it wrong.
It’s like, I know he SHOUDN’T be President, but I wish to God he WAS President.
He too wishes to God he was President. Every day.
But what does he think about Anal Cunt?!
This too is important, but I myself am concerned about his stance on Goblin Cock. Too soft? Too hard? I need to know these things if I am to make an informed decision.
This pretty much made my day! well, not as much as getting a return phone call from a certain pretty girl I know would make my day… but seriously, there should be more of these!