It’s real. It’s fake. It’s real. It’s fake. (via the eagle-eyed perverts at FUBAR.)

UPDATE: US Weekly reports Lindsay Lohan’s right nipple now has its own agent and a development deal at Dreamworks.

Comments (167)
  1. Alex  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2004

    Come on! Lindsay is so fake! I dont know about some other people, but common cover up can totally hide her ugly frekles!! Shes always going to be an ugly red head to me. Theres plenty of girls with REAL BOOBS around here..and theyre way hotter then her! My girlfriend is way hotter then her

  2. Who gives a damn if they’re real or fake?!? She’s just really hot. I first saw one of these pics in the August 30th “Star” magazine. I already though she was hot before then, and she’ll continue to be freaking hot. Your girlfriend –Hotter than Lindsay Lohan? Ha! Prove it mofo.

  3. Oh yeah….and they’re NOT fake. Totally real. I don’t believe she’ll be the next Britney Spears or something like that….like SOME people. I believe that was a total accident that her nipple slipped. Maybe she just forgot her bra and then it happened. I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t be smiling in those pics if she knew her nipple was showing. It happened a few other times too, though. I still think those are accidents. If I was a woman….Actually, I’ll stop rambling now.

  4. i’d believe it, shes turning into such a slut now

  5. Derek  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2004

    I dont give fuck what the hell you all say about her tits. I still want to bang the living shit out of her.

  6. Whitney  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2004

    Omg they r real guys common im 13 and i wear a 36 C and i grew really fast and its not becaus eu have breast implants or anything some ppl r different than other ppl and grow different rates i dont think they r fake lindsay even said they r real and in 6th grade i was 4’9 and then i went into 7th as 5’3 then 8th 5’6 yeah im a fast grower just like her soo they cant be fake guys common !

  7. Stifby  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2004

    Brwell… I think she has full C’s and my friend thinks she has D’s. Either way, regardless of the size of her perfectly massive valupciuos milk squirters, we would partake in sexual intercourse for the longest second of our sexually deprived lives (cause that’s how long it would last). Then after that I would cut a bogey aka bogey bounce (marlboro lights), and reflect on my greatest conquest. Then pick up the cell and hit up my boys in the FLA and say “Eh Brrrrooo… I just pummeled Lindsay Lohan’s face (aka poon tang, pussy, monkey box, axe wound, etc.). I sucked on her supple Mt. Everest’s, and had her yelling ‘Vilmer ain’t got shit!’ while riding THA COCK!”

  8. Stifby  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2004

    Brwell… I think she has full C’s and my friend thinks she has D’s. Either way, regardless of the size of her perfectly massive valupciuos milk squirters, we would partake in sexual intercourse for the longest second of our sexually deprived lives (cause that’s how long it would last). Then after that I would cut a bogey aka bogey bounce (marlboro lights), and reflect on my greatest conquest. Then pick up the cell and hit up my boys in the FLA and say “Eh Brrrrooo… I just pummeled Lindsay Lohan’s face (aka poon-tang, snatch, monkey box, axe wound, etc.). I sucked on her supple Mt. Everest’s, and had her yelling ‘Vilmer ain’t got shit!’ while riding THA MAGIC STICK (thank fifty)!”

  9. Stifby  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2004

    Brwell… I think she has full C’s and my friend thinks she has D’s. Either way, regardless of the size of her perfectly massive valupciuos milk squirters, we would partake in sexual intercourse for the longest second of our sexually deprived lives (cause that’s how long it would last). Then after that I would cut a bogey aka bogey bounce (marlboro lights), and reflect on my greatest conquest. Then pick up the cell and hit up my boys in the FLA and say “Eh Brrrrooo… I just pummeled Lindsay Lohan’s face (aka poon-tang, snatch, monkey box, axe wound, etc.). I sucked on her supple Mt. Everest’s, and had her screaming ‘VILMER WHO?!’ while riding THA MAGIC STICK! (thanks 50 cent)”

  10. Comment ca va?

  11. ariel  |   Posted on Nov 9th, 2004

    They are fake. You can tell and for those who thought the pic at the top of this page is a fake, and a look a like of her, I have a face picture of her the exact same day in the same outfit and her boobs look just as triangular and shoved up to her collar bone. Add Zestybeauty – aim to see it.

  12. Apc ressurected  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2004

    I wish she would just cut the bull shit and admit shes a fake. C’mon we all know it and all she’s doing is looking more stupid trying to deny whats true. I guess being orange tanned, big fake breasted, and clueless is in for the year.

  13. Apc ressurected  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2004

    Admit it Lindsey Fake Lohan!!! She looks like a badly drawn character from GTA vice city.ewwwwwwww

  14. emmet  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    WOW big tits hurmm lindsay can i touch your tits

  15. LykeOnG  |   Posted on Nov 18th, 2004

    Ever heard of a built in bra? Her tank top could have one in it, i have tank tops like that and it IS possible. Im not saying their not fake though, cause i mean come on, even blind deaf and limbless people could tell that. I mean why are they so triangular? OOH! Maybe LL’s not human… *twilight zone music*

  16. ash_and_lpl  |   Posted on Nov 22nd, 2004

    i’m so very sorry for poor little mikaela…your right, 10 year olds should not be reading this…so why are you? at least now you know how to be a prostitute-Lindsay Lohan would be a great role model for you-get implants, dye your hair red, make movies about how stupid you are, fuck guys twice your age, and then read shit like this and do it all over again! hon, you haven’t seen the last of her.
    hey Whitney-who gives a rat’s ass what size your boobs are and your 13? Just ’cause you fanatisize about big boobs doen’t meam they’re real! That makes two people who get implants. You and Lindsay. She’s a great role model for you. Keep it up and you’ll be the next Lindsay Lohan.
    hey sIck- do you even have a girlfriend, or do you just cum all over your mom’s pretty face? go fuck yourself in the ass, and get some god damn porn to get hyped!
    stifby-you are a sick little nerd…go make up fantasies that are realistic…like you w/your boys

  17. becky  |   Posted on Nov 22nd, 2004

    her nipples ar pink because her skin tone and hair i have red hair too and my nipples are really light pink

  18. phoebe  |   Posted on Dec 5th, 2004

    I think hilary duff is much better looking than Lindsay Lohan though Lindsay is a better actress than Hilary and I dont like their names

  19. denis bueno  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    im a big fan i think hillary duff is a white slot.

    and lindsay boobs are fake and im still in her side instead of hillary skank

  20. denis bueno  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    all of this coments are fake just like yo mama puzzy

  21. mrs.thomas  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    e.s. fucked lindsay

  22. ramon  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    tell wilmor if her boobs are fake

  23. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    Next up for Lohan: Herbie, Fully Unloaded

    Is that cream of potato soup on your shirt Lindsay?

  24. Nirvanakicksass  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    why are people saying they are fake?? some people do naturally have big boobs!

  25. RealBreasts  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    All right, nipples are proportionate to the size of one’s breast, thus the larger you are, the larger your nipple and with plastic surgery the nipple maintains its natural size. Obviously Lindsay’s breasts are fake because she and i are the same size and unfortunetly my nips aren’t the size of a penny. And as for her nipples being light pink that has to do with natural skin tone, not everyone’s are beige.

  26. Alicia  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    yah should all leave the gurl alone. she aint doin nuttin to yah. she got dem real boobs, so yah is trippin cuz u aint got them.

  27. Alicia  |   Posted on Dec 9th, 2004

    i wrote b4 and i just wanna say again, they real, so f*** off. :) 1

  28. aidan  |   Posted on Dec 10th, 2004

    really they shouldnt pu htis up if she doesnt want it up and this is child porn u guys cn get arrested

  29. aidan bussey  |   Posted on Dec 10th, 2004

    really they shouldnt put this up if she doesnt want it up and this is child porn u guys cn get arrested

  30. Peanuts  |   Posted on Dec 10th, 2004

    shes 18 doofus

  31. nosy little fucker arent u?  |   Posted on Dec 18th, 2004

    this is somebody elses fucking life. the only reason tht u guys are even here is bc u practically worship her. i perosnally think shes funny person…but as for the tits…im thikin tht theyre fake bc how the hell can boobs spring up over night? i think not!! damn

  32. mambo  |   Posted on Dec 19th, 2004

    oh mama i’d like to taste them!!!!

  33. Jenn  |   Posted on Dec 26th, 2004

    whoa there, thats a lot to read.
    So anyway, on the topic of Lindsay Lohans boobies, Im 18, Im a chic, and I know that boobies don’t grow within half a year. Boobies dont sit that high if you have that big of a bust. Im about a C34 and my boobies dont look the slightest bit that high and my nipples are defintely not the size of pennies. Ha. So thats true. Yah they look fake but so what, if she wants to be a cheap looking slut, is insecure with her boobs so she gets em bigger because she wants attention from guys (and you know what girls, thats what it is… you may get fake boobies for yourself or what you might say, but deep inside, its the attention you want from you breasts, its not just for you.. sure you’ll look at them, but you want people to look at them.) and get this crazy tan when she could have been a beautiful redheaded, naturally cute freckled girl and actually respect what she got from her parents, then thats her decision, shes not us natural girls, she’s not you. SO WHO CARES. If your boyfriend wants to call her hot, or other guys or even say she has nice tits.. its kinda true.. yes she has nice tits… THE WAY THE LOOK (strictly), but looks are nothing to what someone is, as in, yah they may have fake boobs that look nice, but theyre not real therefore they are plastic little bags in their biological body.. thats not hot… and guys know this, but they like to LOOK not think about what that big breast might look like inside.. whocares. shes a fake, shes a wannabe, her style is ripped of almost every other style.. let her be a little shmuck.. shes not you thats all that matters.

  34. Hannah  |   Posted on Dec 27th, 2004

    Lindsay lohan has fake breasts.period.

  35. Cameron Ward  |   Posted on Dec 28th, 2004

    IT is totally real. They r pushed up because she is running and shes on a jump… thats why they are pushed up and he shirt just sliped. DEFINENTLY REAL, and DEFINENTLY SEXY

  36. lindsay's boy friend  |   Posted on Dec 29th, 2004

    pinche pendehos why u guys talkin bout my girl im tired of every body saying she has fake boobs their real damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    p.s.
    FUCK ALL HEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. go lakers!!!!!

  38. tjyuk  |   Posted on Dec 29th, 2004

    my name is abraham i live in 4688 huntington dr south #214

  39. One of the reasons why her nipples might be a different color is because of her red hair. Red heads are lighter skin tonned, and their nipples are more than likely, almost non-existant. My friend is a redhead, and you can barely tell she has nipples. DUMBASSES.

  40. Robert E. Lee  |   Posted on Dec 30th, 2004

    those were some nice boobs. All of you all that are hating on her are just jealous. So just stop hating.

  41. joseph  |   Posted on Jan 1st, 2005

    you can tell.

  42. dylan  |   Posted on Jan 2nd, 2005

    hi and i dont care if she did that and i hope she writes to me cuz she is so hot i dont even care if she does that!i loved her movie mean girls and freaky friday and i love her!!!!

  43. YOU ALL ARE FUCKING RETARDED!! Her boobs are real–you’re talking about how “back then” she had no boobs, but SHE WAS A FRICKING TOOTHPICK! She was skin and bones and look at her now. When you gain weight, bigger boobs are just in the package. DUH!

  44. Nick@#  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    your boobs are big i want to f*&%k you Your hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Zane k.  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    I just wanna lick ur (.)(.)

  46. kooler  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    I love u ur the ccccccccccuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssttttttttt thing ive ever seen…well not excacly ur a slut hold but as.go hilary duff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. kooler  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    I love u ur the ccccccccccuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssttttttttt thing ive ever seen…well not excacly ur a slut hold but as.go hilary duff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i cant believe that she probaly picked them out of a differnt site and oasted them on.she probaly wants those watermelons but 2 bad.how could u do this 2 all ur fans?….u fugly looken as hold suaken other websites boobs u cheet slut!!!!!how dare u ur fans shouldnt provide u any more…..i hope u drop from 90 percent 2 0 percent and hilary duff shall b number!!!!!!!!!!! big (.)(.) stealer!!!!!!!!

  48. kooler  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    I love u ur the ccccccccccuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssttttttttt thing ive ever seen…well not excacly ur a slut hold but as.go hilary duff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i cant believe that she probaly picked them out of a differnt site and oasted them on.she probaly wants those watermelons but 2 bad.how could u do this 2 all ur fans?….u fugly looken as hold suaken other websites boobs u cheet slut!!!!!how dare u ur fans shouldnt provide u any more…..i hope u drop from 90 percent 2 0 percent and hilary duff shall b number!!!!!!!!!!! big (.)(.) stealer!!!!!!!!

  49. kooler  |   Posted on Jan 4th, 2005

    I love u ur the ccccccccccuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssttttttttt thing ive ever seen…well not excacly ur a slut hold but as.go hilary duff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i cant believe that she probaly picked them out of a differnt site and oasted them on.she probaly wants those watermelons but 2 bad.how could u do this 2 all ur fans?….u fugly looken as hold suaken other websites boobs u cheet slut!!!!!how dare u ur fans shouldnt provide u any more…..i hope u drop from 90 percent 2 0 percent and hilary duff shall b number!!!!!!!!!!! big (.)(.) stealer!!!!!!!!

  50. FAKE OR NOT LINDSAY OWNS THE WORLD OF ENTERTAINMENT!

  51. FAKE OR NOT LINDSAY OWNS THE WORLD OF ENTERTAINMENT!

  52. FAKE OR NOT LINDSAY OWNS THE WORLD OF ENTERTAINMENT!

  53. Amanda  |   Posted on Jan 5th, 2005

    no she doesnt own the world of Entertainment..her boobs do..there fake and she knows it… shes only famouse becuz of her boobs… i hate her..i hate her with a passion

  54. I love doing these little messages ,,lol look at my email add,,lol
    and click my URL LOL
    omg im having so much anyways,,
    Lindsay Lohans Nipple???
    WTF I SAW 20 diffrent pics and her nipple is F’d up,,but still she SO DAMN HOT!!!
    ~EfiL

  55. Real or fake it’s always nice to see a nipple out in public.

  56. savanna  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2005

    Fuckin tards.

  57. Burt Steinman  |   Posted on Jan 13th, 2005

    I like to blow dudes while looking at this site.

  58. Your Boobs are Sexy

  59. James  |   Posted on Jan 23rd, 2005

    Ok, stop calling her a fake. Sounds like someone is jealous. She did not get breast implants and neither has britney spears, despite what everyone thinks. People think it is impossible for girls to have breasts larger than B sizes. Get over it. Chances are out of the 6 billion people in the world, many will be talented, pretty, and a few will have large breasts. The ones that have all three become very popular. You people are ignorant.

  60. punk  |   Posted on Jan 28th, 2005

    well,,lindsay has really big breasts…nice nipples too….she should have a movie with lots of sex scense so that she can make use of her breasts..she should be proud of it..

  61. kristina  |   Posted on Feb 4th, 2005

    Whatever, i think lindsay lohan is my idol! how the hell do you think shes bad

  62. nobody  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    ya’ll haters gotta shut up. they’re real. she’s walking, which makes her boobs bounce up! look at any other recent picture of her, and you’ll see that her boobs aren’t all pushed up like that. and you’re boobs can grow that fast; i had a friend, who was almost completely flat, that i didn’t see for about a year, and when i saw her again, her boobs were huge!
    THEY’RE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. greg  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2005

    her boobs are so fake is that realy even her. her boobs arnt that big and why cant we see her face mabe this hole thing is a fake.

  64. jeffry  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2005

    every one talks about how they would have to grow over night, the truth is that she was out of the spot light after “parent trap” and that was when she was about 10 or 11. She has had 6 years to grow those wonderful things she has

  65. Some Girl  |   Posted on Apr 10th, 2005

    I would just like to say to all those people who think Lohan had implants that you’re wrong. It is not abnormal for a boob to be large and perky, especially on a young woman. They do not have to sag to be real. My breasts are the same way, and they are natural. So I feel that it is unecessary to be accusing Lindsay of a boob job. They are real and natural, and just because YOUR boobs aren’t quite as nice, isn’t a reason to say someone else’s is fake! Thank you.

  66. choochooby  |   Posted on Apr 18th, 2005

    In the matter of a year I’ve gone from a B to full C small D…I don’t know i htink it’s pretty possible

  67. all i can say is damn those are tits that desire an award

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