We know, after Sebadoh got together and took it on the road this year it was like what’s next, the Spice Girls?! From your lips to Vic Beckham’s breast implants. Here they are, in their own words… (via BV)
So, brace yourself, the Girls may be coming to a country near you! But first, let’s talk about those nicknames, yeah? Sure they helped ‘em sell 55 billion records in years past, but … Sporty, Posh, Ginger, Baby, Scary … the names don’t really fit the gals in ’07, right? They’ve been plenty busy since those halcyon “Wannabe” days. Using what you know of their post-Spice exploits, got some new monikers for the ladies? Baby’s gotta be Prego Spice, no? Mull that over, take the jump for tour dates and a pic of the girls playing with flags.
12/07 – Los Angeles
12/08 – Las Vegas
12/11 – New York
12/15 -London
12/20 – Koln
12/23 – Madrid
01/10 – Beijing
01/12 – Hong Kong
01/17 – Sydney
01/20 – Cape Town
01/24 – Buenos Aires
Bonus(es)…
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Zig-A-Zig-Aahhhhhhh
Impregnated by Pluto Nash Spice ?
Baby Spice = The Only One Who Is Still Hot Unless You’re Hammered and Then Sporty Is Still Kind of Doable Spice
they look like a group of secretaries waiting for happy hour to start at bennigan’s.
Mel C seems to have become a discount warehouse Chan Marshall.
great, this shit is gonna be awesome. In a kitshy, over the top way of course.
One On The Left Spice is smuggling some serious grapefruits.
One On The Left Spice is smuggling some serious grapefruit.
Does anyone else think that “Posh” spice looks like ‘Zira’ from “Planet of the Apes” with cannon balls for breast implants? She looks rough! ‘Sporty’ got hot and a non-pregnant ‘Baby’ was looking good for a while. The other two were ‘hung up wet’ a looong time ago. Can’t wait for more shitty music…Fist Power!
Simon – YES! I thought I was the only one that was sure a busted-up Chan somehow snuck into that picture.
posh > boney
sporty > dykey
ginger > hippy
baby > hottie
scary > scary
Those boobies scare me
Can some one explain to me which one’s which? How do you people know this already?
aww I think scary is hott now.
dude,
i would sooo still make out with ginger spice.
spice women doesn’t have the same ring.
posh has seriously crossed over into fembot territory and I can only pray that her “seek and destroy” features have been neutralized.
dear ginger: that is the most unflattering dress on god’s green earth.
everyone else: carry on
This summer, Keri Russell *is* Strawberry Shortcake.
I like how the tour starts on Pearl Harbor Day. Infamy, indeed.
Aw, no ‘Before’ pic of the gals?
I was gonna say Sporty’s got a Feist thing going on, but yes, Chan Marshall is more like it.
Baby’s still the best looking one there.
Wow! This means victoria has ….A JOB.
Simon, did you ever stop to think that maybe Chan is, instead, actually a high-end Sporty Spice? Think about it, won’t you?
Anyway, I’m stoked. The Girls helped give me my first “stirrings,” back in the day. I remember it well, and fondly. Bring it on, ladies. Frankly, they all still look very good to me… Although, Mrs. Beckham’s are more than a little intimidating. They look like they could go off at any moment.
Needless to say, I meant to type “Mrs. Beckham’s breasts”. I failed.
i missed out on seeing them live when i was in elementary school. i’m definitely going to try to see them this time around because, as much as they have changed now or as musically untalented as they were back then, i want to reminisce too!
Ginger was a lot hotter when she was a fatty and her boobs bursted out of her cleavage.
Old Spice ?
£10 million each?! Sounds like a better reason to get back together than just to be with the rest of them.
The only semi-happy reminder this post and video brings up is the day that I was noseying around Simon Fuller’s office and meeting the hot secretarys of ’19′.
Anyway, why are people so excited about this? Can’t understand why people want to re-live their “band”.
Scary, Sporty, Baby = Upgrade
All the rest = WTF downgrade
Good Christ, what’s next? The mark of the beast? Oceans of blood? What did I do wrong to miss the Rapture and have to face… face… THIS?!
Seriously. Victoria looks like she’s vying for the George Hamilton Melanoma prize, and the tumors are busting out already!
DwD
I for one welcome our new Spice Girl overlords.
Sporty became the hottest? Whodahellathunk?
I must see them, it is my childhood dream.
Yes!!!!!!!!!
I have been waiting for this reunion for years. I cannot wait.
jajaj..i have to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck why cant you guys come to canada