Even we had to raise an eyebrow when none-too-shy MySpace blogger (and VMA-approved recording artist, mind) Lily Allen posted “One night with [Courtney] made me realise why Kurt (Cobain) killed himself.? Turns out those weren’t Lily luv’s words at all! Nope — it was a MySpace hacker. Or at least that’s Ms. Allen’s story, and it’s good enough for Courtney. Linda Perry’s best friend went public with her position on the suicide slam in a place where she knew Lily hung out…

So, off we go to C. Love’s MySpace. What, you thought we meant LDN? (via NME):

Thanks to Lily Allen for her lovely apologising for having had her MySpace broken into.

I wouldn’t pick on me if I was Miss Lily, as it wouldn’t take TOO much to swat, but we’ve known each other far too long, like each other far too much and if she was gonna say something nasty she has the acerbic wit and intelligence to say something cutting, that would actually really hurt, not some cliched hoary old chestnut some obsessed blogger would say.

She tells me her MySpace was broken into – even if I REALLY think she did blog it mindlessly some 8am after being up far too long for a young healthy woman I don’t care and I appreciate and accept her thoughtfulness for apologising for what was printed, if she is telling the truth and it really doesn’t much matter – everyone slams everyone early in their careers, (Sonic Youth)’s Kim Gordon still slams me, I mean how much more boring can you get? (than Kim Gordon – slam!) Does anyone care?

Too late to warn you that you’ll have to deal with the autoplay of the terrible “Dirty Girls” by going to Courtney’s MySpace? Sorry! Anyway, Courtney actually managed to make a coherent point with her latest blog post: Lily’s alleged Cobain quip was lacking the usual cheek and humour we’ve come to know and quote. But can you really blame us for assuming it was a post of Lily’s authorship? It was on Allen’s MySpace after all. And she spelled “realise” like a Brit. We didn’t stand a chance. Meanwhile, Lily supposedly didn’t have a visa to be in the USA as of this afternoon, but a live interview with MTV VJ Tim Kash during the VMA announcement on TRL proved that to be a truckload of crap. (Billboard also calls bullshit.) So, good news! There’s hope yet for Lily to be on hand in Vegas when the VMA for Best New Artist goes to Gym Class Heroes.

 

Comments (18)
  1. Elliot  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2007

    Looks like somebody hacked Courtney’s myspace too, because this person actually knew how to spell.

  2. Andres  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2007

    Courtney Love isn’t fit to eat Kim Gordon’s diarrhea

  3. Beldo  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2007

    Really sucks that one of the most revolutionary rockers (if not one of the best) of all time had to be married to one of the worst people of all time. She makes Yoko look good.

  4. seth  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2007

    “one of the worst people of all time”

    …?

    wow.

  5. frankie  |   Posted on Aug 7th, 2007

    “one of the most revolutionary rockers (if not one of the best) of all time…”

    double wow. and also predictable.

  6. I think that’s the best picture of Lily Allen I’ve ever seen.

  7. I’m with Elliot on this: judging from past ‘gum samples, there’s no way that’s Courtney’s writing, unless she had some serious help from Clippy.

    Rochelle: it’s certainly fucking glowing compared to the pic next to it, that might help.

  8. randy  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    I have no love for Courtney, but Cobain was an overrated addict loser who shot himself in the head. He doesn’t deserve all the hero worship, and the sooner people get over him, the better.

  9. God forbid people like someone’s music regardless of the life they lead!

  10. And the Cobain haters attack! You can always count on that around here. At any rate, I agree with Elliot’s first comment. Clearly, either Love’s MySpace was hacked also or she has hired a(nother) ghostwriter.

  11. p.u.n.k.  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    if you guys looked had at her actual blog before she took it down you’d see that the nme printed a cleaned-up version. blog.myspace.com/courtneylove

  12. haphazard  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    I smell a rat. a big hairy PR stunt of a rat.

  13. sarah  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    Courtney..Kim G.doesn’t have the time to diss you! When asked about you she usually changes the subject just like your old friend Kat Bjelland does.

  14. Beldo, at least I agree with you. It’s unfortunate that a princess and visionary like Courtney had to put up with that hack leech Cobain.

  15. Lucas  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    am I the only one that thinks that ‘Celebrity Skin’ was a good album?

  16. calliwell  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    I like “Live Through This” more…

  17. sassy  |   Posted on Nov 7th, 2007

    courtney is the best and will always be! and don’t talk shit about kurt. you pathetic people.

  18. thats lame- get a life!

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