Def Leppard Tribute Band Seeks One-Armed Drummer
Dallas's "hottest" Def Leppard tribute band Pyromania posted a flyer looking for a one armed drummer -- "no prostetics (sic)" -- to help them pour some sugar on their hometown (via The Daily Swarm). As you'll note, interested parties should have a "flame retardent (sic) kit & stick." Serious inquiries only. That's the indomitable spirit.
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