Gay fish Kanye saw the South Park parody. And of course it hurt his feelings, squid brains! “I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO … I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. … I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE.” Read the entire (sensible!) blog post here.
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IM NOT A HUGEDOUCHE AND I TYPEREALLY WELL K THX BAI
DON’T FORGET HOW CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
He should start by not posting in all caps. Douchebag!
Kanye writes in caps because he’s lazy not because he’s yelling, squid brains.
I SAY THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE!
Took a few tries to read
LOL KANYE MAKES ME LAUGH PLUS HIS WRITING STYLE IS SO AMAZING.
Homonautical, excellent.
The most convincing thing Kanye could do to prove his case of “being doper” is not responding to each thing that hurts his feelings via blog.
If I ever someday meet Kanye West I will call him a gay fish.
The aforementioned road to non-douchery starts with hiring a goddamn press secretary to write your blog posts.
who would’ve thought cartman would be the person to teach kanye humility?
About time someone ripped on Kanye publicly.
Too bad he still didn’t get the part about stealing other peoples ideas…
I’m sure Justice and Chairlift got a good laugh.
Fuck Chairlift. BOW IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanye’s always earnest, but that post was downright HUMBLE.
um how did he rip off either justice or chairlift exactly?
chairlift’s video came out like a week before his and he used the same director for one of his videos that justice did that has a consistent style for all of his videos
So, he wants to control his ego and part of that process is not telling people how dope he THINKS he is?
Oh, Kanye. Would you please learn to take a piss out of stuff like this?
I didn’t even laugh at the South Park clip on Videogum.
I don’t know if I want Kanye to change his ways. I mean, if he’s destined at some point to really kill Carlos Mencia, I think it’s for the best that we don’t meddle with that. What I’m saying is, please ‘Ye, kill Carlos Mencia.
Sorry Kanye. If it walks like a douche and talks like a douche…
But Kanye left out the most important part. Does he like fishticks? In his mouth?
Kanye sounds like my 14 year old brother
Kanye has is backwards, it’s like this: cultivate a “nice guy” rep, be nice in person but be a total whiny, complaining, gossiping shit talking douche behind closed doors.
I bet he does like fish sticks in his mouth.
Well at least Mojo mag seems to have the scent of something worthwhile for June and such… there’s this whole level other of tired I’m feeling other than amused….go away already till you have a song…
Kanye is a fucking weaboo. End of story.
it makes me violently ill when artists refer to their music as “product”. no wonder the music industry is in complete fail mode- semi-musicians like kanye look at their own work as something you buy like toothpaste. how rad for us sheep…
I see what your saying, but I also think your being a bit unfair.
I think its currently the best time in history to be a music lover, but Hip Hop does indeed have a problem with not treating its albums as art, but as products instead. I think that part of this is good because it cuts out a lot of cred- begging bullshit, but in general it reflects poorly on the mainstream rappers when they blatantly say they are all about the money.
In the short term its understandable, but we’ve learned from rock, thats not how you cultivate a timeless career.
That said artists like Kanye and Wayne seem interested in exploring crazy ideas and releasing albums that challenge the audience. Unfortunately, neither of them has really nailed that yet, but at least they try.
i can agree with your statement that it’s an awesome time to be a music lover; however- i’d love to see more “underground” hip-hop get a chance to flourish. it’s a shame most people have no idea who aesop rock is, and part of the blame goes to “major” hip-hop acts. when a large record company is devoting so much money towards promoting their “product”, filling up all the available ad space and polluting the mindscape by propping up an album that would probably sell just as much without it, i take umbrage. i don’t want kanye’s inferior “product” pitched to me; i know i don’t like it already. please pitch me someone new that i haven’t heard, please.
Yeah, but its at your fingers. Aesop Rock isn’t so completely unknown that hes not able to release albums with wide distrobution. Does it really matter who your mom/ little sister prefers to hear on the radio?
Again, I totally respect your opinion, but I’m not sure Kanye should be the one being harped on when it comes to this subject. The fact is that hes probably one of the few mainstream rappers I can name that is doing anything OTHER than pushing product.
Who else is there? Lupe, Wayne, Kanye, Pharrel and who else? Not too many others. Even then, I really only enjoy Lupe out of those.
Plus, Aesop Rock overwrites… there I said it. Hes the Conor Oberst of hip-hop. lol.
hahahaha you do that kanye
Kanye just needs to realize that the way to be thought of as great or as a genius is not to go around telling people to think of him as that. he just needs to keep making great music and let it speak for itself.
Ironically, I found fewer grammatical errors in this post than in any of his previous posts that I’ve read. ( ” I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!”) Kanye, you never cease to puzzle me!
He should be proud being dissed in Southpark. There’s plenty of artists who’d love to get dissed in Southpark. And it’s time gay fish got some attention. Most of em are still in the closet. It’s just not accepted in the fish world.
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KAYEWEST CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
Let’s all IMAGINE FOX GONE…it actually wouldn’t be that hard…darkest hours just before the dawn,,,”fork in the road” etc etc etc…
god i love south park.
that’s some pretty lame quote cherrypicking by the SG crew.
He may not be referring to his music as a product.
A. He states both in the same sentence (music and prodcuts) implying a seperation.
B. He is launching an energy drink and cologne
Just sayin’
He doesn’t deny that he is a gay fish.
ALRIGHT YOU GUYS, I GOT TO GET OVER MY EGO AND BE TRUE TO MYSLEF AND ADMIT THAT WHAT I REALLY AM IS IN FACT A GAY FISH. I’M GOING HOME!!!
Actually by coming out and saying it hurt his feelings just makes him look even more insecure. He should have just owned it.
Should have just owned it?
Are you Tyra Banks?
I don’t know Tyra Banks references, but I meant he should have just made a joke about it, so people would think he got it and has a sense of humor about it, instead of being a little bitch. Just saying.
Or he needs to hire a better publicist, the guy need to put a filiter on his mouth.
i’m a kanye fan but i don’t give a good goddamn if someone rips him but south park is just so fucking hackneyed. It’s not 1999. Aren’t there enough bloggers ripping stars? Why do we need a cartoon ten years past it’s prime doing it as well?
i wish south park would stop using the word “gay” with negative connotations.
I agree. I’m not 13. Can we throw out making jokes about disabled people as weel and calling people retard as well?
I’m not easily shocked and I don’t really react when I hear it. Its just tired shit that was edgy when I was 13.
Here is the thing, I know everyone on the internet hates people who are “PC” about things, but I don’t think we’re being overly sensitive here. Just trying not to hurt someone who already probably gets enough shit isn’t too much to ask. It would be different if the jokes were somehow clever.
amen
i would hope that you could pick up on the level of satire present within the fishsticks episode….. you must be really stupid to think that the creators of south park think that being gay is somehow bad or wrong. CLEARLY the gay fishsticks joke is a play on that exact sentiment that you were describing, and you were too thickheaded for it.
Since you responded to me, I’ll respond to you.
I don’t beleive that Matt and Trey are homophobic. However, they use satire in such a weak way that they have a very LOUD homophobic fan base. Sorry, but satire is a tricky thing and it only works if its clever.
Remember cripple fight? Remember F.A.G? Remember Lemiwinks?
People take the wrong shit away from that and repeat it. I’m not saying they shouldn’t be ALLOWED to say it. I’m just saying that they have done more harm than good if they were ever striving for the opposite. I’m also saying that the jokes suck in retrospect and were just trying to be shocking.
South Park wants to have its cake and eat it too. They want to appeal to the lowest common denominator and still be considered clever. I think that they perpetuate a lot more bullshit than they fix.
the best part of that episode was them ripping carlos mencia a new one. he is not funny and i am glad southpark decided to destroy him at last.
This would have never happened if he didn’t like fishsticks…
He’s a closet fish stick eater…..not that there’s anything wrong with it?
” Fuh, fuck me, it’s a leprechaun !!!”
HAI GUYS! I DECIDED TO NOT BE SUCH A DOUCHE NOW THAT REALIZED THAT MY LAST ALBUM WAS ASS!
Here here to the Press Secretary!
jeese louise….imagine him actually saying that.at the end everyone would definately say, “what a douchebag”
One fish
Two fish
Red fish
Gay fish
It’s about time he realizes that his terrible attitude is affecting his consumers. He has said some pretty stupid things, but like Michael Stipe, he can change, hopefully.