I’m fascinated by the enterprising idiots who sell vanity gmail addressess on eBay. How much does one go for? Well, it all depends on the seller’s level of delusion.

Here’s a list of auctions sorted by current asking price. There’s something for every budget!

$0.01 motherteresa@gmail.com
$1.00 massivedick@gmail.com
$2.25 beachbumhawaii@gmail.com
$2.96 pepsi.edge@gmail.com
$3.99 BrettFavre4@GMail.com
$4.95 DellSucks@gmail.com
$5.00 vietnam.vet@gmail.com
$7.99 fone.phreak@gmail.com
$8.00 PraiseJesus@gmail.com
$9.99 London2012@gmail.com
$10.00 MarkHoppas@gmail.com (this isn’t even spelled correctly!)
$14.99 kangen@gmail.com (“it means ‘i miss you’ in Indonesian language”)
$20.00 bloody@gmail.com
$24.95 embassy@gmail.com
$24.99 kidsdoctor@gmail.com (interesting picture with this one)
$30.00 self.help@gmail.com
$49.00 ilovemyhusband@gmail.com
$88.00 badlybehaved@gmail.com
$200.00 Julio.Iglesias@gmail.com
$488.00 livesex@gmail.com
$500.00 Michael.Moore.Is.A.Big.Fat.Idiot@gmail.com
$2,000.00 antoniobanderas@gmail.com

And finally … the best one of all.

In conclusion, if you think the whole firstname.lastname thing is played out — and you are totally uncreative — there are plenty of thoughtful people on eBay who are willing to help you out (if Google doesn’t get to them first).

Comments (7)
  1. madskrillz  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2004

    My favorite selling point:
    “you can totally write your email address in lowercase, too, because it’s not case sensitive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    How exciting!!!

  2. check out the shipping info.

  3. no fatties? *snarf*

  4. spunk  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2004

    speaking of fatties – this is the second time (out of probably a billion) that i’ve seen michael moore is a big fat idiot. he didn’t write that book, cocksmokers.

  5. Klip  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2004

    Don’t forget Bush.In.2004@Gmail.com
    I’m sure some Repub will snatch that one up.

  6. hema  |   Posted on Jul 4th, 2005

    hi i am egyptian by

  7. chris mckinnon  |   Posted on Jul 26th, 2005

    fuck offffff

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