Britney’s Nuptials Part Deux will take place November 20th at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

According to The Sun, she wants tons of white tulips, hundreds of bottles of Cristal, and presumably an all-you-can-eat Cheetos bar.

“The plans are getting more and more lavish by the day. She has been scouring wedding magazines for ideas but her mum Lynne has a lot of input too. Kevin just goes along with anything they say.”

Comments (44)
  1. Krick  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2004

    HA! He’s gonna burn her in the eye if she doesn’t give his nuts back!

  2. Kristina  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2004

    Ew I hope he burns her tongue. That would finally be the reason she must have canceled her tour. Because last time I hurt my leg I remember I could still sing, poorly (besides the point).

  3. diddamins  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2004

    She is such a redneck! I love it! This is so exciting, waking up every morning and wondering “what kind of retarded, trailer trash ish is Brittums gonna get in to today?”

  4. Kirk  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2004

    Shes so desperate looking.What the hell is she trying to prove with this guy?
    Has he paid the $1600 he owes to the car dealership yet?Has Shar had his baby yet?Will he ever work another day in his life?Or will Britney be in charge of his child support payments from now on?
    He is trash and I guess so is she.

  5. Taylor  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2004

    Aw thats just sad.His facial expression looks like he is embarrassed or uncomfortable with her doing that.She always complains about the media attention and yet you can clearly see how desperate and tacky she will act to get the attention.She is just trashy.

  6. Ginny  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2004

    Real class act.Not only is she accused of breaking up Kevin and Shar but she has no shame or dignity for that matter about the whole situation.I wonder if Kevin even knows if his new baby has been born.Im disgusted with her.Fat redneck whore.

  7. Demetri  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2004

    She should just do porn.This looks like porn anyway.But I guess with that cellulite on her ass they would have to do some liposuction first.

  8. christine  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2004

    i love how in the new issue of people (or is it us weekly) they talk about skeezy-kevin’s parents and how they totally approve of the ‘marriage’ and how britney is such a great catch. yeahhhh and her $100mm has nothing to do w/ her being such a great catch. hah! i can’t wait until this wedding w/ no prenup….he is gonna take 1/2 her money and run.

  9. astralgirl01  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2004

    it gets more depressing with each passing day.

  10. saima  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2004

    Yup, this one’s a keeper. I see them growing old together. Rocking in their rocking chairs, reflecting back to the days of holding balls on balconies. Yes, that was some good time. And they will be wise, they will…no, wait are you kidding?

  11. CAROLINA  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2004

    DUDE IF SHE KEEPS SQUEEZING HARD SHE’S GONNA GET PREGNANT LIKE SHAR DID AND THEN SHE WILL NEED TO GET MARRIED…

  12. i don’t care. i still want to have sex with her. there, i said it.

  13. sparkle  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2004

    It seems like she’s rebelling against everything she always preached about. Life isn’t just a joke, but she seems to think everything is a joke these days. How can she show herself looking so disheveled when she willingly put herself into the spotlight? Even Madonna never stooped so low. Madonna has had her share of jaw-dropping incidents, but it’s a shame Britney has shown such classless acts. And I must mention…what’s with the gaudy jewelry lately? It seems like she’s just finding the junkiest looking earrings and puts on a bunch of necklaces without even caring.

  14. DaveT  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2004

    It is pretty lame when you have to do something more than grab your guys crotch to get him to pay attention to you.He isn’t even looking at her until she starts sucking face like theres no tommorow.She is really pitiful.Im wondering if this guy will be able to stick out this lunatic bitch?Oh wait.Shes a millionaire.Im sure he’ll find a way.

  15. CinderELLA  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2004

    Justin are you watching????Because Britney is trying to show you how “Happy” she is!!!!God I almost feel sorry for the boy.But I guess he is bought and paid for.

  16. KCee  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2004

    She acts so ridiculously juevenile with him.I bet my left hand that her enthusiasm outmatches her skills if you know what I mean.
    I never want to hear her or her people complain about the papparazzi again.This proves that Britney wants*needs*loves and is desperate for the world to look at her at all times.

  17. Delia  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2004

    Oh look!Britneys stoned.How sweet.

  18. Henry  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2004

    She become Courtney Love over night.Or Lil Kim.She looks like she way more into him than he is her.For real they aint no Ronnie & Nancy.That shit just uncalled for.She looks real bad doin that.

  19. CrispyKreme  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2004

    I saw a photo of her that day where she had a large frozen “Herbal”(not) drink in her hand with 3/4 of it gone.She was drunk.No doubt.She needs help.

  20. Tasha  |   Posted on Jul 17th, 2004

    I don’t think she’s pulling a “stunt” for publicity, she’s just being herself. People forget that celebrities are real people. Who gives a shit.

  21. Carla  |   Posted on Jul 17th, 2004

    Be Yourself; Grab a guys nuts in public while sticking your tongue out knowing that there are tons of paparrazi outside your door. Kids, just be yourself and make an ass out yourself while you’re at it!

  22. don’t care. i still want to have sex with her. there, i said it.

    Posted by holmes at July 16, 2004 09:38 AM

    - finally some honesty in the world!! I’d dog it too bro.

  23. I hope he returns the favor and feels her up too

  24. Puddin'  |   Posted on Jul 18th, 2004

    He actually looks kind of embarassed. What do you think? Did the camera just catch him in mid-twitch, or does he wish she’d cut that out in public?

  25. Crystalline  |   Posted on Jul 19th, 2004

    There are eyewitness at the pool that day that say she was downing frozen margaritas and all over Kevin and he was embarrassed about it so they left.
    She was just drunk and wasn’t thinking and this happened.

  26. Jaysin  |   Posted on Jul 19th, 2004

    Dayum!Brit Brit this is so so so trashy.Sheis never going to be taken seriously again in her life after this.

  27. Jason  |   Posted on Jul 19th, 2004

    OK. This has to be said. Kevin is one lucky man. He gets to get paid to have sex daily with a pop star. Plus, he doesn’t need to work…as long as he keeps laying down the good pipe. What man would complain about this. Never mind that Britney is on the decline, never mind that she has to be annoying, and never mind that she has cheeto breath. Kevin is a lucky man. Stop the hating. Go Kev, go.

  28. Lindsey  |   Posted on Jul 20th, 2004

    Finally the bitch comes out!

  29. classicpisces78  |   Posted on Jul 20th, 2004

    The girl is so raunch! She starting to remind me of one of those skanky, trashy girls that gets gang-banged in flicks and loves it!!!

  30. Fantastique  |   Posted on Jul 20th, 2004

    Here are the pics of her drinking and allover Kev at the pool that day
    http://200.57.71.50/clasos/presenta_fotos.php?pageNum_Fotos=1&totalRows_Fotos=2682&Id=65999&Mostrar=90#

  31. Jenni  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2004

    Ok, here is a girl who is obviously very insecure and needs some kind of attention, negative or positive, doesn’t matter which, just to make her feel like she’s special. So as soon as the papparazzi comes around, she slips on a bikini 6 sizes too small for her and a skirt made for a three-year-old, runs out on the balcony, grabs her fiance’s crotch and tries to lick her own chin. What is the world coming to?

    Plus, she really needs to cut down on the alcohol. She’s definetely gaining weight.

  32. HATE BRITNEY  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2004

    BRITNEY IS A BITCH FUCKING HO LAME ASS BITCH JACKING MEN ISN’T SHE EMBARRASSED I KNOW HE IS AND I KNOW HES IN IT FOR THE MONEY COME ON SHES A FAT PINK PIG HELL GO BACK WITH NIGER SHAR LATER WATCH. BRITNEY IS A FAT PIG

  33. FoShame  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2004

    As far as the post above is concerned…um WHAT?!?!

    As far as the picture and/or Brit’s “recent” behavior…why is this any surprise? Did you ever hear her talk when she first “hit it big”?

    …I mean…if you could stand to listen to her, that is. Christ.

  34. FoShame  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2004

    And wow. I just saw those “The Sun” pics along with the wedding article. wow. Cellulite. Orange skin. Wow.

    Kevin…you are a luc…um…have fun, man.

  35. lulu  |   Posted on Jul 25th, 2004

    well i love this man i have seen him in every video and before enyone knew him i saw him in videos wounderin whos that but know i know and how he goin to leave his baby”s momma for that hole who sleeps around and about to be another jhloe means jlo is an hole and britt u are in for some thing!!!!

  36. calliwell  |   Posted on Jul 25th, 2004

    She got drunk and grabbed some balls. Whatev’s don’t pretend like you haven’t done anything after downing some crap.

    I say Federline, is tap that ass, get the money he needs to get out of debt and go move into the suburbs he once came. Untied shoes isn’t gangsta. Gangsta’s arn’t that lazy. They just arn’t.

  37. Oh my gosh what is her DEAL!? I thought he his baby’s momma was suppose ot be forgiving him for being with that slut and getting back together with her and his family! he doesn’t deserve Shar OR his kids!!! That cheating bastard!! He isint even all that, and yes, Brit needs to loose that celluite!!! She looks liek shes had 3 kids!

  38. I don’t know what her deal is..but she’s sooo pathetic. I mean, what happened to her? It’s pretty scary when you think about how she looked when she first came out and then you see her like this..what’s she trying to prove??

  39. kenzie  |   Posted on Aug 19th, 2004

    Cant say I am surprised. She has been like this for a long time!

  40. i donno if any1 knows or not but KEVIN WILL GET ONE MILLION DOLLARS FROM BRITTANY …IF HE STAYS MARRIED TO HER ..EVERY YEAR ..FOR FIVE YEARS……WHAT DO U GUYZ THINK??????
    HAHAHAHA.and the deal is that she will be getting true love from that FREAK….HEHEH……

  41. do any of you know what it’s like to be in her shoes? imagine millions of people chasing you around for a good 6 years or more, you’d be acting out too. I’m not a huge britney fan, but I feel for her. she just wants what we all want………..

  42. enjy  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2005

    i love her anyway i know she was drunk n i know she’s a human n everbody do mistakes she’s lookin 4 love n that what everybody is lookin 4 i don’t know n i’m not realy shure that kevin is the right guy bt i know she’ll be ok

  43. Amanda  |   Posted on Nov 27th, 2005

    i don’t care what anyone says…..i like Brittany. Yes, she has become a slut..(no offense) but she still has a great voice… who agrees? if she would just stop actin fuckin trashy everyone would love her again i think.

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