Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best And Worst Comments

This week we ragged on Weezy, crushed on Annie, and scratched our heads over that Bon Iver/James Blake brodown. We also welcomed Tom and Corban to the staff, and they have already taught us so so much about Mississippi hip-hop. After the jump, your ten favorite and five least favorite comments of the week, a longer list than usual ’cause we’re packing extra content to keep you occupied during the hurricane, or something.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10

Taylor Wilson | Aug 24th Score:11

Match made in a post-dubstep forest (heaven).

Posted in: Bon Iver x James Blake – “Fall Creek Boys Choir”
#9 djfreshie | Aug 23rd Score:11

I know! I hate it when blogs share really pretty songs so much!! ARggghgh!

Posted in: Lana Del Rey – “Video Games” Video
#8

Lee Alan Smith | Aug 22nd Score:11

This album is going to be so bad.

Posted in: Lou Reed And Metallica Name Album
#7

Greg Saul | Aug 19th Score:12

everyone should stop downloading the new weeknd mixtape so I can.

Posted in: Download The Weeknd Thursday Mixtape
#6

Matthew Burghoff | Aug 19th Score:15

Looks like this comment

should’ve been flushed

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
#5 Chris Trash | Aug 22nd Score:18
Posted in: Lou Reed And Metallica Name Album
#4

Stephen Berry | Aug 22nd Score:18

Because of the harp-like intro, there were thoughts of the lovely Ms. Newsom circulating in my head. Then I remembered it wasn’t Joanna, so I became a little bit sad. Then Bjork started to sing and I switched to being happy again!

Music is just awesome.

Posted in: Björk – “Moon”
#3 plb102 | Aug 24th Score:19

Can we make a rule that anyone who wants to post negative comments needs to be more creative than “yawn”?

Posted in: Bon Iver x James Blake – “Fall Creek Boys Choir”
#2 Scott | Aug 19th Score:22

Here ya go

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
#1 Scrabio | Aug 19th Score:25

“You’re profile picture what surprisingly satisfying.” – a cat

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5

Zach Hale | Aug 23rd Score:-11

Album: 5.9
Review: 0.1

Posted in: The Rapture In The Grace Of Your Love Premature Evaluation
#4 theduchessofthomyorke | Aug 23rd Score:-11

This bitch gets way too much press for someone who has one Pitchfork-approved single.

Posted in: Lana Del Rey – “Video Games” Video
#3

Ruben Machado | Aug 22nd Score:-11

The way you talk sucks.

Posted in: Lou Reed And Metallica Name Album
#1 taylorreade | Aug 19th Score:-13

What genius at Coke thought naming a beverage Mello Yello was a good idea? The whole thing reminds me of piss. Urine and soda don’t vibe together in my book.

Posted in: Download The Weeknd Thursday Mixtape

[Editor's Note: Tough crowd! TaylorReade was referring to a prominent ad campaign we ran that even I agree was a bit much. Maybe you all love Mello Yello a lot? Congrats Coca-Cola; give us more money.]

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (SCOTT’S PICK)

rejectedjeffdunhampuppet | Aug 22nd Score:8

Bad-ass! This is worth it for the bad-ass picture if not for anything else. Where have I seen something similar? Oh yeah:

Posted in: Lou Reed And Metallica Name Album

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (AMRIT’S PICK)

sweetty | Aug 24th Score:3

Am I the only one who thinks there is something very ‘Weekend At Bernys’ bout that photo. I swear they’re holding Lou up

Posted in: Lou Reed And Metallica Name Album
Comments (23)
  1. I might be jumping the gun, but can we get an extremely premature evaluation of Tha Carter 23?

  2. Ok, you know what Reed? You’re a pretty cool dude.

  3. that “weekend at bernie’s” comment is incredible. i’d read it over and over again but it’s too brilliant, my eyes, they burn etc etc

  4. Creative and witty comment posted solely as an attempt to get on the best comments list. (or worst, for that matter.)

  5. I win!!! First off I want to thank God (hold for applause) and secondly I want to give a shout out to all you who voted for me!

  6. This sucks, I want best videos of the week back.

  7. I would be a shoe-in for worst commenter of all time if all my negative votes were tallied. Now make me an internet superstar and mention me Stereogum staff!

  8. bring back videos of the week. this is making people try to hard

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