It isn’t Gene with Shannon Tweed … looks more like an extra from The Sound Of Music. And we’re not just saying that because the woman’s Austrian. Her name’s Elsa and she’s a spokesperson for Frank’s Energy Drink Girls, which Gene also, uh, plugs. (Energy drinks, yes … can’t wait for the Late Night punchlines.) As far as we can tell from the clips, you don’t get to see Simmons’s extra long tongue put to much inventive use or action. He doesn’t even take his shirt off. Hopefully he was at least wearing a KISS-brand condom. NSFW photos and a link to the trailer after the jump.
Eww, right? But — can’t be worse than “Firestarter.” You can see more photos of Elsa with clothes on at Frank’s site — she’s quoted as saying “Maple syrup – I love to pour it over everything!” in her profile. Sweet. If you want more of Gene’s ween, in action with a Foreigner soundtrack? Click here. Again, NSFLife.
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I have the same tit pillows.
For a man whos supposedly slept with hundreds of women, he has a tiny _______
On Gene:
I know I’m sexy.
I’ve got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I’ve got the moves, that really move ‘em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.
I’m just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I’m not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I’m just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I’m not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I make ‘em hot.
I make ‘em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I’m around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make ‘em feel,
Like they’re on cloud nine
I’m just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I’m not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I’m just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I’m not your boy toy,
Boy toy
Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise
he keeps his shirt on and his pants around his ankles??? that is just weird/sad.
Who’s Gene Simmon’s?
Are those CAT PILLOWS?
Haha, I don’t know which would be funnier: cat pillows or tit pillows.
hahahaha….this is soooo funny, wonder when it was actually taken and if it is real? She looks better than that b movie porn star wannabe plastic face common-law wife of his. GO GENE GO….:)
so.. what’s the secret?
say goodbye to half of everything you own buddy!
wow. bluntacious 11:25….nice HBK reference
Why half of everything??? He isn’t married…I’m not sure a common law partner has the same entitlement as a legal partner would…but I could be wrong. At any rate…he can afford to pay that dim-wit he is shackin up with off 1,000 times and never feel it.
Is this the CumDrop? It’s fitting for the top blog to go TMZ- Search Engine Optimization? perhaps you’ll get some perv in Montana to listen to MGT? Whatever it takes i guess- it’s all similar, just packaged a bit different.
Golden Animals- Now that’s a band worth writing about.
he truly is a half tiger, half gorilla and half horse penis doosh!
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Now this is what’s missing from that lame Family Jewels show.
Everything about this is hilarious.
hopefully this will humiliate him and his family. he’s such a smug dickhead
kiss sucks ( except for the “dressed to kill” album)
i didn t even waste my time watching this. why b/c — i (hahahahaha) don’t (lolaolololo) wanna lose any (hahahahalaololol) respect for eugene (hahhaololo)
kiss should do another pepsi ad BUT this time bring back that pepsi girl!
ah, so this is what coitus is
hey youu stole that from H.B.K the only boy toy
can’t wait for Wrestlemania 24
sex
mmmmmmm nice ass gene yum yum my mouths watering already!
mmmmmmm nice ass gene yum yum my mouths watering already!
wow
He can fuck anyone he wants.
That’s what american stars do, don’t they?
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