Okay, maybe not yet. But this weekend we witnessed the first sign of trouble in paradise.
The newlyweds, jonesing for some greasy grub, came to the unfortunate realization that they are fast food incompatible!
Here Kev heads to Jack In The Box, and Britney goes south of the border.

The horror!
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What? Taco Hell? Sheesh.
I’d recommend a stop at Subway to them both, but I’d probably get the following replies:
- Eww, no way! That Jared guy is like, dorky.
- All that decidin’ of vegetables and stuff to put on it makes my head hurt, y’all (oops, that’s “ya’ll”)
- Sub…way? Ya’ll sure are funny! There ain’t no trains ’round here!
- Oh, mah, gawd! What an amaaazing idea! I think Kev and me should both give it a try, just this once. After all, I may as well eat somethin’ that’s kinda healthy, cuz for the next 8 or 9 months I’ma be eating for two, and – aww shit, now I gone an’ done it.
i love that kev isn’t even pretending to be annoyed by the paparazzis…..
the honeymoon continues..
Yeah, he is such a piece of shit that he is just smiling. Keep it up buddy, you have even less time in the spotlight than Britney, which is saying something. You literally are a dime a dozen in many metro areas around the country. Cheaper than a kidney.
Can someone tell me how she eats all this crap and stay relatively thin? I mean, really. If there’s a secret, let me know. I miss french fries.
Sara- Can anyone say “eating disorders are fun!”
anyway…britney, baby…sweetie…if you’re reading this (that is, if you can read), please stop playing up this whole pwt thing.
your mother taught you better than this.
I like the new logo.
Where’s her big letter to the fan club? Was it a ruse to raise some $$ post Big Expensive Wedding?
I told y’all (correct spelling) these are the restaurant reviews we’ll be seeing in her LETTER OF TRUTH!
That’s what I have been wondering, where is this letter that she is perpetually going to post “tomorrow”. I haven’t signed up for her fan club (and I ain’t gonna) but I am sure that someone has and still has not seen her letter of truth.
gross. but what do you expect from wt.
Don’t you think it is a little harsh to label someone white trash because they like cheap greasy fast food? Not everyone that is super rich eats all the time at places like pastis and downtown cipriani. Hey, at least she doesn’t have a cig in her mouth.
remember folks, dancing & having sex is exercise…she isn’t a vocalist, but a borderline stripper…
that’s how she burns those calories
the ratzi really does follow this broad everywhere! damn can the bitch get her grub on?!