Okay, maybe not yet. But this weekend we witnessed the first sign of trouble in paradise.

The newlyweds, jonesing for some greasy grub, came to the unfortunate realization that they are fast food incompatible!

Here Kev heads to Jack In The Box, and Britney goes south of the border.

The horror!

Comments (16)
  1. What? Taco Hell? Sheesh.

  2. I’d recommend a stop at Subway to them both, but I’d probably get the following replies:

    - Eww, no way! That Jared guy is like, dorky.
    - All that decidin’ of vegetables and stuff to put on it makes my head hurt, y’all (oops, that’s “ya’ll”)
    - Sub…way? Ya’ll sure are funny! There ain’t no trains ’round here!
    - Oh, mah, gawd! What an amaaazing idea! I think Kev and me should both give it a try, just this once. After all, I may as well eat somethin’ that’s kinda healthy, cuz for the next 8 or 9 months I’ma be eating for two, and – aww shit, now I gone an’ done it.

  3. tylla  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2004

    i love that kev isn’t even pretending to be annoyed by the paparazzis…..

  4. Anoush  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2004

    the honeymoon continues..

  5. Yeah, he is such a piece of shit that he is just smiling. Keep it up buddy, you have even less time in the spotlight than Britney, which is saying something. You literally are a dime a dozen in many metro areas around the country. Cheaper than a kidney.

  6. Can someone tell me how she eats all this crap and stay relatively thin? I mean, really. If there’s a secret, let me know. I miss french fries.

  7. Green  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2004

    Sara- Can anyone say “eating disorders are fun!”

  8. coochie pop  |   Posted on Oct 5th, 2004

    anyway…britney, baby…sweetie…if you’re reading this (that is, if you can read), please stop playing up this whole pwt thing.

    your mother taught you better than this.

  9. Justin  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2004

    I like the new logo.

  10. Katherine  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2004

    Where’s her big letter to the fan club? Was it a ruse to raise some $$ post Big Expensive Wedding?

  11. rockalittle  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2004

    I told y’all (correct spelling) these are the restaurant reviews we’ll be seeing in her LETTER OF TRUTH!

  12. star6  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2004

    That’s what I have been wondering, where is this letter that she is perpetually going to post “tomorrow”. I haven’t signed up for her fan club (and I ain’t gonna) but I am sure that someone has and still has not seen her letter of truth.

  13. christine  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2004

    gross. but what do you expect from wt.

  14. chris  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2004

    Don’t you think it is a little harsh to label someone white trash because they like cheap greasy fast food? Not everyone that is super rich eats all the time at places like pastis and downtown cipriani. Hey, at least she doesn’t have a cig in her mouth.

  15. supersize me  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2004

    remember folks, dancing & having sex is exercise…she isn’t a vocalist, but a borderline stripper…

    that’s how she burns those calories

  16. sweetpea  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2004

    the ratzi really does follow this broad everywhere! damn can the bitch get her grub on?!

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