Mr. Shut Up, Dude

Are you guys ready for the 54th Annual Grammy Awards? NARAS! Gifting Suites! Skrillex! Will Justin Vernon wear a tuxedo? Will Brian Wilson wear pants? It’s all too exciting. Check back here Sunday night for a super fun Grammys Comment Party, where you’ll be expected to BYO .Gifs. Until then, you can comment in this thread with your predictions (“It will be boring” -you). But first: let’s see who had the highest and lowest rated comments of the past 7 days.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 

Mickey Portlock | Feb 8th Score:20

JUSTIN VERNON WAS RIGHT

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#9 

Devin Tydides Bambrick | Feb 3rd Score:21

No way. I was almost certain that it was CUM FOXES.

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#8 

Michael Robenalt | Feb 6th Score:22

y’know when I asked when The Shins enter ‘can-do-no-wrong’ territory?
…I think it might be right now.

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#7 

Jon Wilson | Feb 8th Score:23

What’s John Stamos’ level of involvement?

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#6  harmeet | Feb 5th Score:24

She’d look better without the Wiig.

Posted in: Watch Bon Iver (And Kristen Wiig’s Lana Del Rey Impersonation) On SNL
#5 

Taylor Wingate | Feb 5th Score:27

(coming from someone with that avatar)

Posted in: Watch Bon Iver (And Kristen Wiig’s Lana Del Rey Impersonation) On SNL
#4  old thompson | Feb 3rd Score:27

Ha! Typing with RANDOM interjections of ALL-CAPS always a DEAD giveaway you haven’t actually had a CHILL PILL and/or SENSE OF HUMOR. While that one GUY who said the thing about PAINTING NAILS obviously had his PREJUDICES, I think most of us just found it funny that a contestant from a RIDICULOUS REALITY SHOW would be trying to fill the shoes of FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY, who make no mistake IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND. Brian and Roger asked PAUL ROGERS to fill in for Mercury too, and that was EQUALLY RIDICULOUS. Get over yourself.

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#3 

Aaron Thacker | Feb 3rd Score:29

They obviously just Googled “flamboyant gay singer.”

Posted in: Adam Lambert Is Queen’s New Singer
#2  datboymook | Feb 3rd Score:39

No you’re doing it wrong. Lana Del Ray is more : ()()

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#1  JaggerT | Feb 5th Score:51

If Lana Del Rey and genocide offend you equally, I think you’re doing it wrong.

Posted in: Watch Bon Iver (And Kristen Wiig’s Lana Del Rey Impersonation) On SNL

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 

Nina Wolfson | Feb 3rd Score:-25

Ha! Hating on Adam ALWAYS a DEAD giveaway you haven’t actually listened to him sing. The man KILLED fronting Queen at the MTVEMAs, but never let reality get in the way of your prejudices. Schmucks. Take a listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjA0-0rZtPY Adam is the PERFECT choice. Phenomenal voice and a personality all his own. Brian and Roger asked HIM. Get over yourselves.

Posted in: Adam Lambert Is Queen’s New Singer
#4 

Nina Wolfson | Feb 3rd Score:-28

Ha! Your photo reply tells us EVERYTHING we need to know about your level of ignorance.

Posted in: Adam Lambert Is Queen’s New Singer
#3 

Nina Wolfson | Feb 3rd Score:-33

Um…Freddie was GAY. Take out a sharpie and draw a capital M on your forehead…Moron.

Posted in: Adam Lambert Is Queen’s New Singer
#2 

Allan Struthers | Feb 5th Score:-38

So they defended Lana Del Ray’s shit performance by saying that there have been other shit performances on SNL. That’s like saying, “Oh, well i mean, the Rwandan Genocide wasn’t really that bad, I mean, there have been other bad genocides before it, so you should all just back off.”.

Posted in: Watch Bon Iver (And Kristen Wiig’s Lana Del Rey Impersonation) On SNL
#1  doofy | Feb 5th Score:-57

oh look it’s Kristen Wiig not being funny for the thousandth time.

Posted in: Watch Bon Iver (And Kristen Wiig’s Lana Del Rey Impersonation) On SNL

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (SCOTT)

  Rex Manning Day | Feb 8th Score:4

[Obligatory "Daft Punk Is Playing At His House" Reference]

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (AMRIT)

  Zayin_451 | Feb 9th Score:1

Quit playing and tell us who Jeff is!

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Comments (32)
  1. HOLY SHIT.
    2nd WORST COMMENT OF THE WEEK.
    IS this good or bad for my indie cred?

  2. But donnytilla is number 1 in our hearts, RIGHT ?

  3. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see

  4. Nina Wolfson came strong this week

  5. happy friday!

  6. Beyonce will interrupt the Grammy awards for best album of the year on behalf of Kanye West’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, thus completing the circle of award interruptions and pointing out a pretty huge misstep on the grammy’s part.
    someone’s got to bring it up, and I think he’s less likely to stick up for himself than he was to stick up for Beyonce or Black People, so I think someone else better do this. I mean, shit, Bruno Mars got nominated over Yeezy, and Kanye seems to be the only one who actually cares about winning these sorts of things.

    • If Beyonce doesn’t do this because she doesn’t want to ruin her image, then Rick Ross & Justin Vernon should instead. just because it’s really fun to put them together in the same sentence.

  7. 2nd best comment of the week!!! awesome!!!

  8. Who knew knew an Adam Lambert fan had enough chutzpah to take home three worst comment awards? Maybe my favorite quote regarding Freddie Mercury will heal our chapped hides:

    “I’m sick of people comparing Freddie Mercury to God. I mean he’s good…but he’s no Freddie Mercury.”

  9. #6 YEAH BABY.

    What do I win?

  10. Dude. Where the heck is RubberJohnny?

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