It’s been an emotionally up and down week. Whitney Houston’s passing tugged at our heartstrings, and Diplo and Usher tugged at … different strings. Reign Of Terror gave us a bangover. Bonnie Bear won a couple of Grammys and was all, “NBD, bros — now if you’ll excuse me I have moose to feed.” You guys had a lot of say about all of this, and our state of the art comment ranking system determines who said it best and worst. Scroll down to the latest Shut Up, Dude to relive all the unforgettable turns of phrase!
THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS
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Michael_ | Feb 10th | Score:27 |
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Says the woman who flaunted her everything and left no leg unspread when she was M.I.A.’s age just to gain a little publicity. |
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| Posted in: Madonna Comments On M.I.A.’s Bird Flip | |||
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dickcaveat | Feb 12th | Score:28 |
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Even money that Nicki Minaj’s third album will be entitled “Minaj a Trois”? |
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| Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!! | |||
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donnytilla | Feb 13th | Score:29 |
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chris brown is a fucking demon and couldn’t write a song to save his peroxide. that he won a grammy for, really, a single dece track is pathetic. diplo, afrojack, and busta made that track which made the album and they should all be ashamed of themselves and rihanna should be fucking PISSED. why an industry is so determined to redeem a fucking unapologetic douche bag woman beater/biter doesn’t make a drop of sense. we all should have let him MJ rip-off dance his way into obscurity dressed as a run-dmc loser with his 2 cousin’s squealing like the three lil pigs they are and i’m not sorry. |
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| Posted in: The 10 Least Boring Moments From The 2012 Grammys | |||
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griffin | Feb 12th | Score:29 |
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“You’re welcome Chris Brown. I love you.” — God |
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| Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!! | |||
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Chipotle | Feb 12th | Score:29 |
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You’re welcome. |
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| Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!! | |||
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Chipotle | Feb 12th | Score:33 |
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You’re just trolling in the deep. |
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Scott | Feb 12th | Score:33 |
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Dr. Feelgood | Feb 11th | Score:33 |
| Posted in: R.I.P. Whitney Houston | |||
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Zack Jackson | Feb 12th | Score:40 |
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Thumbs up if you did not even bother to start reading that lump of text underneath Justin. |
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| Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!! | |||
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Scott | Feb 12th | Score:41 |
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Bing is a search engine you can use to find your nearest Chipotle |
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| Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!! | |||
THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS
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Keith Baker | Feb 12th | Score:-16 |
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If Lana Del Ray’s SNL performance deserved all the abuse, then how bad were the Beach Boys ? – and they didn’t even sing ! |
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| Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!! | |||
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‘ChrisMason’ Mason | Feb 11th | Score:-16 |
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Bobby Brown was to Whitney Houston, what Yoko Ono was to The Beatles |
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| Posted in: R.I.P. Whitney Houston | |||
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Sheldon Wright | Feb 14th | Score:-18 |
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wait, are we supposed to pretend Crystal Castles didn’t do this first and much, much better? |
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| Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Sleigh Bells Reign Of Terror | |||
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Sean Athon | Feb 14th | Score:-21 |
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there’s no record I’d rather hear all summer than this! Go Sleigh Bells! http://onoursleeves.wordpress.com |
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| Posted in: Premature Evaluation: Sleigh Bells Reign Of Terror | |||
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Davey Pants | Feb 12th | Score:-22 |
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and yes if i could edit that i’d fix singLing and bare X 2 haha but SG won’t let us edit….cuz they’re perfectly awesome like chris brown and bon iver;) |
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| Posted in: Grammys 2012 Comment Party!! | |||
THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (SCOTT)
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Adam Kushner | Feb 13th | Score:1 | |
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Does the episode end with one of those girls being kidnapped and buried alive? |
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| Posted in: Watch St. Vincent On Gossip Girl | |||
THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (AMRIT)
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JaggerT | Feb 14th | Score:4 | |
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Dosa me. |
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| Posted in: Watch The Trailer For DOSA HUNT, Starring Members Of Vampire Weekend, Neon Indian, Das Racist, Yeasayer, Vijay Iyer & Amrit Singh | |||
EDITOR’S NOTE: SOON I WILL I PROMISE.
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Bing: it’s like Ask Jeeves, but without Jeeves. Unfortunately, Jeeves was the only appealing thing about Ask Jeeves.
I’d like to apologize for turning the Stereogum discussion section in to the equivalent of the top comments on a Skrillex YouTube video.
Feel free to discuss the new Skrillex video here … ’cause we ain’t posting it.
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
I’d like to thank Donnytilla, Michael_, DJ Freshie, Raptor Jesus, regular Jesus, Paul Epworth, Chipotle … fuck, I know I’m forgetting a few hundred people.
LOOK OUT WORLD SCOTT IZ DEFINITELY A COMMENTER TO WATCH! I LITERALLY CAN’T STOP READING HIS POSTS ! AMAZING PERFORMANCES ! DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHEN HE WILL BE COMMENTING NEXT OR IF HIS COMMENTS ARE AVAILABLE ON VINYL ?
Fuck that, man, who the fuck is Scottla Poutine or whatever the f ucl, I ant never heard of that shit. Donnytilla was robbed for sure, Shut Up Dudies don’t mean shit anyways
you lil heart
SHUT UP DOODIES!! Change the name right now.
LOVE LOVE LOVE
I’d like to thank the commenters and the non-commenters. The commenters that will never be nominated to the Ball.
Also Jagjaguwar.
u da one
Donny crushin’ hard. Stereogum family is frisky this week.
Beautiful/will give my nightmares
I’m saying you HAVE to change your picture to this now…but do it sometime in the future.
i love you all <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
For me, placing #10 means alot because it shows that the human element of posting comments is the most important. Logging into Stereogum and learning to use a PC or Mac and learning how to use wit is the most important thing for people to do. It’s not about being perfect. It’s not about sounding factually correct. It’s not about what goes on in a computer. It’s about what goes on in here *points to heart* and what goes on in here *points to head*.
I downloaded your comment from pirate bay, so it’s all good.
“I know you like the dress Nicki, but the grammys want their red carpet back.”
Maybe if you wouldn’t post it more than once a week it would actually be funny the second time.
I feel so honored to be an editor’s choice. Thank you Scott!
You DO realize all the imagery this summons up??
If you do, then much love per usual freshie
If not, have you heard of Bookgum?
I am aware of Bookgum, but I can’t participate because I never learned to read!!!!