Whoa … you guys had a lot to say yesterday! Most comments ever? Here are the Top Ten submissions in our “Photoshop Ashlee Simpson’s T-Shirt” contest.
The original…
Your handiwork…
And a flash submission by Daniel … Click here.
OK, I think we’ve punished Ashlee enough. I’ll have hott indie rock MP3s for you later. Until then, I get the final word on today’s Black List.
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i like the “these arent real either” and the “i get it on with mv.”
did “ed” make even more boob shading?
also, why is everyone saying that ashlee is so ugly?
Maybe Britney will reflect on this with her “Letter of Truth”.
Aw, man, I already wrote my long-winded, completely relevant, and original Ashlee Simpson post under the SNL post. It’s around post 2fucking50 tho, so it’ll take some hunting.
On a related note, vote Kerry like a motherfucker on the 2nd and help Johnny Blaze storm the White House.
i like the one courtney made and the milli vanilli picture…
ed’s is hands-down my favorite. so subtle, so clever, so best.
I still dont understand the drummer button thing? why was the drummer responsible for pushing a button for her “back up vocals”?
HAHAH!!! priceless
can ANYONE send me a link for Ashlee’s performance last night on the Radio Music Awards? I’m DYING to see it!!
I was Ashlee Simpson. Best.
Mika, you missed Asslee sounding and looking like a third rate Gwen Stefani wannabe. The melody to the song that she sang sounded a bit like “Sunday Morning” by No Doubt and she sang it like a really bad Gwen impersonation.
It was like she was fronting a cheesy No Doubt tribute band all she needed was the blonde hair and the bright lipsick.
The photoshopped Asslee’s are really funny!
awww MAN! I always knew she was a gwennabie..
If anyone gets a link, please let me know!!
Thanks for the update grimmone!
can someone put up a link for the radio music awards performance? I want to see if it is any good.
LOL STEREOGUM, YOU ARE MY HERO!
maybe britney will never come back now!! muahahaha maybe kev fed had a vision of the impending failure & sacrificed himself? kev fed is good for one thing…or maybe ashlee is the omen…i stand intrigued.
HAS ANYBODY NOTICED HOW MUCH ULTRAGRRRL LOOKS LIKE ASHLEE SIMPSON? SEPERATED AT BIRTH?
where is brenda sweets?
clah-sick!!!
your site fucking rawks! thank you for providing this wonderful forum for Ashlee bashing!
p.s. why does her hair always look so fuggin’ greasy. ewww.
URL for Asshlee’s unperformance: http://www.collegehumor.com
Come on.
There is “God, I wish I came out of my Mom first” joke right there.
Good grief, why are you all taking so much pleasure in bashing some poor little over-managed 19 year old?
you did not get the last word… now she has got a letter of truth at ashleesimpsonmusic.com
They took down all her message boards. I knew it was coming so I cut and pasted the first 200 or so early monday.
So, what’s the real deal with Lindsay Lohan’s hospitalization? Seriously, Stereogum, Ashlee’s been fun, but it’s time to move on to bigger (breasted) teen idols with serious problems and vague excuses.
Is it me or does Ashlee Simpson resemble Owen Wilson?
Is it me or does Ashlee Simpson resemble Owen Wilson?
Let’s hope this is the end of her so called career. Little brats who ride on their shitty, but more sucessful, older sibling’s coattails should be shot and then run over…twice.
Maybe she can make a video with Paris “no panties” Hilton. They are both talentless parasites, and will gain fame & fortune for all the wrong reasons(?). The U.S., by far,is one of the most bizarre & dysfunctional countries that you could ever THINK of inventing.
Speaking of Paris I saw the funniest thing on the E! Channel, they were asking various celebs what they thought of Ashleegate and they asked Paris and her response was along the lines of If it were me I would have sung live on SNL. I nearly died laughing when I saw that!
too bad she’s a Bushie just like the rest of her family. FIGHT FOR REGIME CHANGE ON NOVEMBER 2ND
Asslee is hot, but if you’re a singer, shouldn’t you actually……..uh……mmmmmm…….sing???
Give me Christina Aguialleriuoiuoiuum back!!!
hmm apparently it was problems with her voice
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/10/28/60minutes/main652196.shtml
I think Ashlee Simpson is a total fake.When she speaks in interviews she sounds like a total flake head!! She’s only made it thsi far because of her sister and last name.She should really get a nose job,and dye her hair back to her natural color,that whole rocker punk thing is not cool.As for the SNL stint it’s clear she has no talent and can’t sing for shit!!!! She’s a fake! And what was up with that dance of hers,she acted like such a retard? I think everyone should stop buying her records and encouraging her that she’s has talent,when she’s nothing but a talentless idiot.Her father calls himself a minister? What father wouls exploit his own daughters to act like sluts in order to sell records??????
You know, she does look a little like Owen Wilson!
Could I possibly be last? Right, cut to strike a “I’m a little teapot/snake” pose, followed by the best irish jig spaz ever…*sigh. That clip IS the current state of the music industry. I suppose we leave it on that note…on with the show
She did get a nose job it was just super fug before so thats the best they could do. check out jessica she wasnt always so “pretty” if you want to call her ginormous boobs that. P.S. their dad is creepy
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004663.html
( and if you look at the top you can click back to see Jessicas plastic surgery too.
everyone should just stop fuckin’ talking about this like this was such a big damn deal. At least it was not a Janet Jackson. Ashlee didn’t get this far because of her sister. Jessica said it herself, that her sister already sold 3 million copies, and that that was more than she sold in 2 damn years. True, true. This will pass, and then all you people will forget it like it was ancient history and move on to something else. GET OVER IT!!!
o my got its so ridicules
You Lot are so hypocritical, the poor girl is doing something that she enjoys … Singing! So what if she mucked up , get over it! Why should it even affect you? It’s her that will be feeling like she sucks, could you do any better?
She happens to give lots of people around my age (15) a chance to be happy with her amazing album, so stop being so pessimistic. To some people she Rocks!
HAHAHA all thos shirts are super funny haha, Ya sure ya ready for this kinda world ashlee… oh well you sing better than ur sister even if you lip synch…
Ashlee Rocks… don’t do that kind of stuff … you suck dick
ashlee has sweet boobs
lol, you people are funny. I wonder how many spin doctors her father has hired over the whole SNL fiasco. Maybe Lizzie Grubman can back over all of Ashlees detractors with her SUV. Now that would be some spin control!
or cruise control..
man all u guys are pathetics, and those pictures are ridiculous. all u guys just talk shit cuz since she has a better life and has accomplished more then all of u guys ever have, and u guys know I’m right, oh yeah and this SNL shit, give it a rest ever band that u guys liek do that same shit
man all u guys are pathetic, and those pictures are ridiculous. all u guys just talk shit cuz since she has a better life and has accomplished more then all of u guys ever have, and u guys know I’m right, oh yeah and this SNL shit, give it a rest ever band that u guys like do that same shit
your stupid LCE.
LCE you suck. Leave. Now.
Get the fuck out LCE, your a retarded whore!
HAHAHAHA Take that you fucking C U N T ashlee. I hope you read blogs and you see how much everyone fucking hates you and wants you to go fuck yourself with Jessicas fat tits. I would rather buttfuck DUff that you anyday your so ugly.
why are you obsessed with butt fucking?
lol yo i was loooking up some stuff on ashlee simpson cuz i love her new hair do n i wanted to see some pics to get it n then i see some stuff lik ya talkin shyt bout her n let me tell ya shes a great person with a great heart ya should stop hatin on her if ya dun lik how she sing well dun listen if ya dun lik how she look well dun look at her but stop hatin on her cuz shes living way better than all of ya ,ya jus mad cuz she out there doin her thin n thruth hurts ya might want somethin n not hav it so stop hatin she beutiful n her style is great 2 so fuck all of u out there who dun respect ppl for who they r
I think ashlee simpson is soooooooo cool and i don’t think you should talk bad about her you guys don’t even know her sure from tv and stuff but do you know her well noooooo so stop cuase i think you are just jelous weather you say no or yeah you are!!!!!!!!!! ass kisser!!!!!!!!!!!11
I think ashleee rocks shes sooooo cool and for all who hate her are sick you guys dont even know her so dont talk bad !!!!!!!!!!! ass kisser you stink !
She should have just done the SNL thing nude and maybe no one would have noticed.
Or maybe she should just forget the trying to sing thing make a hardcore sex video with some guy and become a celebrity pornstar.
Im dissapointed i thought her tits where bigger.
and i think she needs a shirt that says:
“Got Talent?” Or “Got tard?”
n let me tell ya , some ppl on here dun like ashlee i dun know why they just dun , she aint dun shyte , her ass dun look that big on camera but i bet it’s huge in real life. The thruth is she dun look normal , her ass and her head dun fit her body , She dun even tie her own shoe laces
I dun know about wiping her ass doh , dun know maybe she pulls her big cheeks apart wide enough so the big log she drops dun touch the sides.
“Yall dont even know her!” I just love that. And you do Yesnia?
Bonquisha, you need to drop the ebonics, it is really fucking annoying. Ya kno wha I mea Cuz?
ok. people…why do u think she is so ugly? i guarantee that more than half of the chicks and guys here don’t look half as descent as she does. don’t be jealous people. yes, she is not the brightest apple in the tree but at least she seems to be near the top. so here’s some advice: get a life and stop trying to make yours look better than ashlee simpson’s. you have no room to talk. k?
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Ashlee Simpspn is fuckin sweet. I’d gladly lick her cunt after ten other cocks had already been inserted. she’s wicked!
Hands down ed’s is #1
Can someone send me some good sites of ashlee ?
Can soeone send me some good Ashlee Sites ?
Ashlee is so hot. i bet she wouldnt do bam!!! hahahaha
ASHLEE U NEED TO JUST STAY OUT OF THE WAY OF EVERYTHING AND DON’T INTTERFERE
erg am i thee only one who likes ashlee simpson
DONT BE FUCKERS!! LET ASHLEE ALONE, BUT THE NATALIE’S ONE IS SOME KINDA FUNNY.
ASHLEE U ROKZ GIRL!!
HEY U DONT BE A HATTER LET ASHLEE ALONE. BUT THE NATALIE’S ONE IS SOME KINDA FUNNY!
ASHLEE U ROKZ GIRL
why dont u all get lost and leave ashlee alone,she rocks and she is a fantastic singer! im a true fan so dont listen ashlee there all perthetic!
Why dont u all just fucking get a life, ashlee simpson is the best and no one can ever beat her!!!
id like to see any of u lot sing and earn as much money as she does!!
Get stuffed!!!
Ashlee you rock!!!
Claire xxx
hahah this page is even better. those tees have made my day
OMG to all those peeps who think the witch is cool u should go and get retarded . how can u possibly thing that dinosaur is a good singer when SHE IS ONE BIG FUCKING FRAUD!!!
i feel sooo sorry for jessica.. being in a family with a bunch of freaks. its like a beautiful flower being dropped into a dirty sewer.
hey claire,
for ur information i am 1 of the top singers in the australian youth choir and i get a lot of money for it. i could sing better than the witch anyday. and actually i am going to sing in england soon for the queen. so go and suck on ashlees tits!
oh yeh and pretty soon i am staring in a australian show over here so fuck u
maybe sometime u and ashlee can have a little get together on the maccas counter in toronto
zaxy
you can do it with me
omgg ppl stop saying these shit abour\t ashlee, she rocks and u know it, and u ppl are just jelous,she is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love her!!!!!!!!!!!!! who care about the snl, what celeb doesnt lip synch??? big deal!!!
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I don;t have photoshop, but how about one that says ‘THIS SPACE FOR RENT”?
The Rolling Stones postpone a show in the US to allow singer Sir Mick Jagger time to rest his voice…
nice
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