“In her final interview and shoot before giving birth a Britney emerges who is both totally relaxed and in control…”
“I read the Kabbalah books and I meditate on them … They are all in Hebrew. I don’t understand everything. But it’s kind of OK that you don’t. … Kevin isn’t into it as intensely as I am. For some reason I’m thirsting for it. But he looks at the books every once in a while.”
The greatest Britney quote since “I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know.” She’s the anti-Kanye.
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She looks like Bonnie Tyler.
She looks likes Courtney Love, with a tad less Car Wreck.
She looks like she ate Courtney Love’s aborted fetus.
Geez, maybe they could have spent a little more on the wig budget for that photo shoot. It looks like she stole that wig from Carol Channing:
Y’all are just cruel! Britney looks great. Who’s with me?
Trailer Park Hairdresser…….and also reminds me of that crazy lady in “there’s something about Mary” The one with the little dog…and Britney even has the dog….weird
Trailer Park Hairdresser…….and also reminds me of that crazy lady in “there’s something about Mary” The one with the little dog…and Britney even has the dog….weird
WTF the straw man got a gender change operation?
she looks like a cracked-out Faith Hill
Finally some sanity in a insane world
Nice news anchor hair, Brit. Very 1988.
she looks HORRIBLE.
Gimme back my hair, you ignorant slut!
No, give me back MY hair, you ignorant slut!
I say Debbie Gibson, circa 1988
From the Cover:
“Nancy Grace is not afraid to say what you’re thinking”
More accurately, it could have read, “Nancy Grace is not afraid to jump on any controversial newsstory like a fat kid on a cupcake and beat it down with her own predjudiced opinions like a dead horse”, because the likelihood of me agreeing on anything with that belligerant assbrain is next to fuckin’ none.
I think she looks like me when I was younger – at least in the face
nancy grace is a southern woman, so she’s automatically too dumb to do anything but cook grits and drop babies. and before you say anything in response – shut up. i live down here. i know.
they photoshopped her arms coz from other pics they were huge.
“I read the Kabbalah books and I meditate on them … They are all in Hebrew. I don’t understand everything.”
umm… i dunno if anyone else caught this, but is britney implying that she can kinda-sorta read hebrew?!
she looks like sally field kinda-sorta
she looks so nice and clean, and…it’s not her, is it? honestly, if the cover didn’t say Britney Spears, how long would you have to stare at this picture before you found a single feature that made you think it was her?
She kind of looks like the dancer chick from dirty dancing who gets pregnant and trys to get an abortion.
Gasp… gasp… I’m so… very… tired… You have truly worked me to the bone this time…
So I read today how BS is busying herself shopping for a new diamond ring that is less “pokey-outy.” Lovely. Has no one else noticed no one has asked her about/she has said nothing about Katrina, but she’s from Louisiana? (Not that I have a clue where the hell Kentwood is in relation to New Orleans, but still it’s her home state and it’s kinda been in the news a bit.) Dumb bitch.
Jen W, did you miss the part where she said she was praying (in Hebrew?) for her fellow Louisians?
would she be buying the new ring herself (again) or has the mister found work?
mr. ed called, he needs his hair back.
“He [Kevin] looks at the books every once in a while…”
Pfff! Yeah, as a flat surface to roll his J’s on.
And since when did Britney morph into Anna Faris?
Has Elle Magazine covers always been so crowded? Good God, don’t give away all your fucking content on a cover otherwise, why pick it up to read it?
Also, Brit’s been photoshopped. Her arms are too slender for her body and the head comes off as looking bigger and not in proportion.
I think she looks fine for a change in this picture. I’m digging the hair.
Why ask her to comment on Katrina? After all, she’s from a state with incredible musical traditions and yet she performs the most throw-away crap imaginable. She could be from any other state; as a Louisianian myself, I wish she was.
I love that cover…I think she looks GREAT. I’m off to buy my copy.
I think her hair is cute,she looks really nice.
I THINK THE HAIR RUINS IT FOR HER SHE IS GLOWING WHICH I THINK EVERY WOMAN DOES IN THIS STAGE OF HER LIFE. I JUST FEEL SORRY FOR THE FACT THAT SHE HASN’T AWAKENED YET TO THE FACT THAT HER HUBBY IS USING HER FOR FAME?? AND FORTUNE. WAKE UP BRITNEY BEFORE YOU ARE BANKRUPT THEN WHO WILL CARE FOR YOU AND THE NEW BABY? YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH JUSTIN AT LEAST HE HAD SEVERAL THINGS GOING FOR HIM LIKE A JOB/CAREER AND WAS CLEAN AND LOOKED GOOD.
She looks like a spin off of Heather Locklier w/ a dash of Debbie Gibson….
B Arther wants her hair back. Or maybe she was trying to look like Ginger from Gilligans Island
Most of you people must be in high school…no take that back..junior high. Give it a rest already. Leave her alone. She looks cute to me. And to the author. Why did you start this stuff about her hair. Of all the people in the entertainment buisness you always pick on her. What awful thing did she ever say or ever do.
And to the people who think the photo was air brushed. Who cares… Why did you all not say that about the stupid Jessica Simpson who obviously had her butt air brushed. That girl got the flatest ass I ever seen and to look at the pictures of her in the daisy dukes.. give me a break.
I just don’t understand the hate and never will. Others get passes but not her. I think its time to find someone else to continually pick on. This has gotten old and time to move on.
she looks great, we are all missing her, so this picture is good to have her back.
You’ve got to be kidding me, I read the above comments and those that think she looks great, look again. She’s never looked good, sounds worse, and is about the biggest idiot in Hollywood. She gives Paris a run for her money!
Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears…all a bunch of dumb ass blondes. Jessica Simpson and her slutty representation of Daisy in the Dukes of Hazzard has ruined what use to be called a family show. Go Figure!!
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! She has helment hair! Trying to look like a mother!
I think she looks pretty hot to be honest with you…
Hey SHe Kinda Sorta Looks like anna faris she dosnt look like britney spears at all but anna faris is much hotter and cuter I LOVE U ANNA FARIS UR SOOO PRETTY I WISH I WAS YOU
i think you people are missing whats really in the picture it has jess is to sexy for Britany written all over it !!!!!!! jes is hot and sexy and everyone loves her !!!!
britney is britney, nothing can replace her.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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