What better way to follow-up last night's Top Model finale (awww, we liked Melrose) than this truly Xmas shitteous video. Worse than Twisted Sister and Heidi Klum combined? Possibly.
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It was pretty awesome comedy, which is what it was intended as. Heidim Klum seemed earnest in hers, so much worse.
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no way homegirl doesn't have a dick.
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She looks like Pete Burns in the "2 giant breasts" part.
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That made my day. I've missed you, Janice.
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i cant beleive you guys liked melrose. she was a b. minus 2 points, stereogum....
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I love that crazy caridee. she deserved that win. but never fear stereogum. I'm sure melrose will be working the red carpet for some entertainment tonight style show soon enough.
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liked Melrose?? I didn't think that was possible.
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That just ruined my holiday
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Ugh. Not funny. When will Janice just go away?
And anyway, I liked Melrose too. She was good at the commercial type of stuff, even though she wasn't the most model-ly looking girl ever. Caridee was good, too, but her walk was just....terrible. Oh well.
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That was kind of amazing. But I find it hard to hate on Janice Dickinson, my favorite drag queen.
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dude, melrose? reeeeally? she was so annoying. im glad cari won.
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dude, melrose? reeeeally? she was so annoying. im glad cari won.
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dude, melrose? reeeeally? she was so annoying. im glad cari won.
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ahhh melrose was too bitchy. go caridee.
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i loved the naked men part. i'd let them all bukkake me. seriously!!
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i loved the naked men part. i'd let them all bukkake me. seriously!!
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that. video. is. so. f'ing. obnoxious.
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she still rocks.
loves it xX
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