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April 25, 2007

Fall Out Bar

NY Mag broke the sad news that our local neighborhood nightlife scene was about to deteriorate further, as one of the most beautiful People, Pete Wentz, has decided to invade the East Village with a bar that serves as a refuge for society's cast offs. We support the idea of inclusiveness, naturally. It's just the Fall Out Boy part of the idea that hurts. Well, Wentz expanded on the bar's mission statement:

This is a bar for all the rejects, Whoever comes, comes...
Awesome! So you can totally hang out with Fall Out Boy. Right, Pete?
...but basically, we can only hold 200 people, so when we hit capacity, we hit capacity.
Got it. Get there early...
Though my friends will always get in.
OK, so get there early, and hope Gym Class Heroes don't turn up? What if they come later?
Maybe we could just toss the boring people out. If you’re not dancing, there’s somebody else who will.
Oh, cool. So you mean it'll be just like all those selective trendy bullshit places we already hate, only you'll be the one to own it. In our hood. This is great!

Whatever, of course we're still curious. Thanks to this UrbanDaddy review of Angels & Kings, we know what to expect.

So you may have already heard about a bar opening Friday in the East Village owned by a few bands and their managers called Angels and Kings. We got past the door (and the name) to tell you what you can expect.

Launched in part as a hangout for the members of Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is... and Gym Class Heroes, Angels and Kings—or AK-47, as the kids are calling it—is your chance to sip a cheap bottle of beer and chat up attractive TRL aficionadas. The signature touches of the large and divey one-room bar are framed mug shots of the likes of Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Sid Vicious, Lil' Kim and Frank Sinatra (thank you, public records). Also mounted on the wall: a jukebox so you can play songs from the guys who own the place—or better yet, the ones featured in photographs.

From 5 to 8 p.m., bartender Dan Ryan (Bowery Ballroom, Mercury Lounge) will serve up two-for-one drinks (including a solid Dark and Stormy). As for entertainment, you won't lack for it here: The bar will host impromptu acoustic shows; "Starlette Sundays," a gathering of NYC lesbians (and you thought you had little interest in Pete Wentz); karaoke battles and a Sinatra night the first Monday of every month.

Old Blue Eyes and Gym Class Heroes—together at last.

Angels and Kings, 500 E. 11th St (between Aves A and B), 212-254-4090

We'll stick to Hi Fi, thanks.

Posted at 4:23 PM
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33 Comments

No one that likes those shitty bands is old enough to drink.

Posted by: juano at 04/25/07 4:35 PM | Reply
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ha. too true. hence the "whoever comes, comes" part of the mission statement

Posted by: constance at 04/25/07 4:40 PM | Reply
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Sounds like a waste of time. I don't think the owner even has half a clue what he's getting himself into, nor what he's talking about. It's sad.

Posted by: Rochelle Nikita at 04/25/07 4:42 PM | Reply
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i'll only go if they overcharge me for Bud Light, like every other bar in New York.

Posted by: KO at 04/25/07 4:48 PM | Reply
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wait, this is a joke right? right?? RIGHT???/?????! bloody hell.

Posted by: day at 04/25/07 5:10 PM | Reply
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Dancing? Like they will have a cabaret license...

Posted by: stevei at 04/25/07 5:34 PM | Reply
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most beautiful? ew.

Posted by: doggie at 04/25/07 6:37 PM | Reply
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Best review ever.

Posted by: Elliot at 04/25/07 6:48 PM | Reply
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im moving back to florida

Posted by: scott at 04/25/07 7:16 PM | Reply
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why does people keep saying he's hot, sexy, beautiful or whatever, he is NOT beautiful, he is stupid and really really ugly!!!!

Posted by: pauly at 04/25/07 8:06 PM | Reply
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oooooo, you totally got him!!!!! face!

Posted by: stafford at 04/25/07 9:16 PM | Reply
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is this the 8th or 9th level of hell?

Posted by: nick at 04/25/07 9:19 PM | Reply
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you aren't part of "us", FYI

Posted by: penis fencing at 04/25/07 9:35 PM | Reply
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besides, isn't pete wentz straight edge?!

Posted by: michael at 04/26/07 1:02 AM | Reply
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I for one accept our new bar-owning overlords.

Posted by: slashdotter at 04/26/07 1:43 AM | Reply
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This ain't a scene, it's a fucking joke.

Posted by: baa baa baa at 04/26/07 4:17 AM | Reply
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So I don't get it, are they pretty much opening up a Hot Topic with a liquor license, or what?

Posted by: Allen at 04/26/07 4:36 AM | Reply
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...and God, I just read that People magazine link. Guy-liner?


...really?

...seriously?

Posted by: Allen at 04/26/07 4:37 AM | Reply
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To everyone who's already posted, these are some of the best I've read on here. Nice job.

Posted by: h.naughty at 04/26/07 9:58 AM | Reply
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I think, as a rule of thumb, a person that sends photos of his privates be automatically excluded from the list of most beautiful people. But, rather, should be rewarded with some TV time on "To Catch A Predator."

Posted by: Laura at 04/26/07 10:04 AM | Reply
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there is a place where you and your friends can hang out and get starry eyed 14 years olds drunk without being completely ridiculous, it's called your living room.

Posted by: paper at 04/26/07 10:06 AM | Reply
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CBGB closes and the Fall Out Bar opens.

How many ways can you say "The East Village is totally fucking dead"?

Posted by: KingHater at 04/26/07 12:09 PM | Reply
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Alas...just a short year ago we would have been neighbors

Posted by: Nick at 04/26/07 1:44 PM | Reply
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Tattoos, eye liner, dating bimbos and exposing yourself on the internet do not make you a rock star. However living with your mom and being one of the most hated people in popular culture do make you Pete Wentz.

Posted by: iburl at 04/26/07 2:49 PM | Reply
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one of those bands that I've never met anyone who gives a flying sh%t about. really, who listens to this crap? a bar on the LES for "all the rejects"? the very thought makes me want to puke. could a place open up which is trying harder, somehow, to cater to the sleaze rock crowd more than every LES bar already is? shudder to think...

when this guy says "rejects", what he means is trust fund kids with endless money, sleeves of tattoos, questionable taste in...everything...and no idea what they fukk they're talking about.

Posted by: benj at 04/26/07 4:25 PM | Reply
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OMG....U GuYz HaT3 mY N3W ClUb GaWd....

1 ThOuGht 1t W45 1 G00d 1d34....

-dies in a fire-

Posted by: Pete Wentz at 04/26/07 6:16 PM | Reply
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OMG P33T I LUV U

Posted by: P33TWENCEISLOVE at 04/26/07 6:27 PM | Reply
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i luv you too honey muffin....but only if you're under 18 ;)

Posted by: Pete Wentz at 04/26/07 6:43 PM | Reply
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and you wonder why the rest of the world hates us. i'd put money on the east village being attacked by terrorists next. i would

Posted by: smitty at 04/27/07 1:10 PM | Reply
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oh please let this be true...

http://gawker.com/news/nightlife/what-pete-wentzs-bar-means-for-emo-and-us-256907.php

"What it is says:

in related news...
I live on Avenue A and 13th and walking by on Monday night I noticed the opening of Wentz's bar was going down. There were gaggles of paparazzos and dolled up 16-20 year old girls with camera phones waiting outside.
A disgruntled East Village girl who lived above the bar leaned out of her window and threatened to throw a bucket of water on the people below.
After sitting in his black SUV for half an hour, Wentz stepped out and posed under the awning. Just as the flashbulbs went off, the East Village girl stuck her head out and threw a bucket of water on the crowd below. It was hilarious.
Wentz's eyeliner was spared under the awning and his douchey grin remained unfazed.
I guess the most we can hope is that this worked as aversion therapy for the burgeoning groupies below.
It wasn't bathroom sex, but it made my night."

Posted by: D at 05/06/07 11:41 AM | Reply
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Ok yeah the idea of Peter Wentz making a bar makes me seriously want to puke, and isn't he sXe anyways? But i still love Fall Out Boy and Peter is still cool and you people make fun of him because he doesnt appear as you would want him, but you see him as this rich little emo pussy. I mean cmon people get a life. You dont even know the guy. I personally know Peter and hes actually one of the sweetest guys I know. and you say "oh this guys band blows and is a disgrace to the word punk", but id like to see you fucking write award winning songs. Oh by the way, Peter didnt post the pictures of himself on the internet and if he did, why the fuck would he cover it up? And he doesnt live with his parents anymore either, he has a really nice house in LA that you would have seen on MTV cribs. So get it right people. GET IT RIGHT.

Posted by: dur dur dur at 05/14/07 11:52 AM | Reply
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Also, if you want to complain to me about how im wrong and youre right, which you are very good at doing, you can email me at X0cLaNdEsTiNeXp@aim.com or leave a comment at www.falloutboy-is-for-lovers.com and leave your email and ill respond if youre bored.

Posted by: dur dur dur at 05/14/07 12:07 PM | Reply
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