1,000 Songs. Impossibly Gross.
This girl decided to up the ante for her birthday party by offering an iPod Nano as the prize for a double-dare gross-out contest.
Here's a partial list of body parts that touched:
- lips to lips
- straight male lips to straight male lips
- toes to lips
- face to vulva
- glans to nose
The winner was a guy who let [name removed by request] pee on his face. Seriously. If you need any music for that new Nano, the Army National Guard is giving away 3 songs on iTunes. Just don't tell 'em how you got the Nano, dude.
Posted at 12:19 PM
That is so gross.... and yet oddly arousing?
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Dignity is so old fashioned.
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And here i thought it would be funny to trade my soul for a nano on ebay...i cant really compare, can I?
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Dude, I'd do that stuff for free, but then I"m crazay... I think that says a lot about the level of materialism some people have that their willing to do that kind of stuff just for an IPOd.
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OK, maybe not the peeing... but everything else, who cares?
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yeah evan, way to draw the line and keep your dignity.
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/ went to AU
// Not surprised
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hey, mom! me & my pee-buddies are on the internet!
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are you talking arizona university? im over at arizona state
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hopefully none of their future employers will know of google's existence when they hit the pavement after college. maybe a complete ignorance of the internet as a whole would be helpful, too.
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Ew. What's with all the sick blogs? First you had to sear the image of K-fed doing the nasty in my brain, now this. Next you'll be telling us about homeless people performing hand jobs for cigarettes. Gross.
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"Hand Jobs for Cigarettes"...some band should snatch that up tout de suite! Then they could tour with Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.
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how did this end up in the news?
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I don't think I'd like to have the memory of having been peed on by [name removed by request]...nice beard.
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There is a way do Podcasting nonstop forever with perpetual battery…
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lubranos momma is going to spank your butt for that one
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I would let Hitler piss on my face for an iPod Nano. It's really small and it holds 1,000 songs!!! Also, I would hug some snakes. Yes, I would hug and kiss some poisonous snakes.
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I would let Hitler piss on my face for an iPod Nano. It's really small and it holds 1,000 songs!!! Also, I would hug some snakes. Yes, I would hug and kiss some poisonous snakes.
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Ah, nuts.
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"That is so gross.... and yet oddly arousing?"
hahaha
it's alright josh. we're all oddly aroused at one point or another.
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To each her own; besides, everyone has her own follies and blunders. Materialism? Haven't humans been living in a physical world since the dawn of time? Get pissed off for a nano? Worth considering...just let me wipe my face in dignity afterwards so I can use my prize right away. Hahaha!
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To each her own; besides, everyone has her own follies and blunders. Materialism? Haven't humans been living in a physical world since the dawn of time? Get pissed on for a nano? Worth considering...just let me wipe my face in dignity afterwards so I can use my prize right away. Hahaha!
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well, i for one, appreciated this entry. well done!
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So who has a nano that they want to give me in exchange for getting pissed on.. hell ive been so wasted ive pissed on myself and not know it so what the big deal!?
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I thought it was funny and then I realized I used to babysit [name removed by request].
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[name removed by request] doesn't characteristically pee on people... How would you feel if the craziest thing you ever did at a party in your 20s was posted on stereogum? Also, that photo doesn't do him justice. He is HOT.
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