25 Years Of Britney
That's a quarter century, y'all! Brit turned 25 this Saturday, celebrating by taking Sean Preston to the LA zoo (she remembered she had children eariler that morning while fighting a hangover) and later heading to Mr. Chow's for a meal with friends and photogs. Click here for TMZ's unofficial Britney birthday video ("unofficial" = peep-arazzi). Or, don't. But she has given us a lot of laughs and good times this year, so let's celebrate with a game: While blowing out her Mr. Chow birthday cake, what did Britney wish for? Remember, there are no wrong answers -- only obvious ones.
Posted at 6:34 PM
Tags: Britney Spears
a better PR agent.
or better bras.
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blowing mr. chow
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paris hilton
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Who cares?
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tacos
edit: another sapphic kiss to bring the public's attention back to her face.
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some of that toxic timberlove
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a clue
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errr... a meat curtain concealer?
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that she could have a mulligan on the last two years.
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for her hymen to magically return.
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for time travel to be possible, thus negating the past five years of her life.
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and that does it. since the changes at this site, its been different. now its official, adios stereogum.
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For the Mickey Mouse Club to take her back.
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relax mike. Brit Brit is classic stereogum fodder, this place wouldnt be the same without her...
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eh, id rather not read about britney here unless it actually has to do with her music.
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A better vagina?
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A shred of talent.
Actually I agree with Mike. Stereogum should quit giving her the publicity she so desparetly seeks and unhealily needs. I am bored with her and you have tons of more interesting subjects to write about.
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britney stories = google whoring
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A personal assistant, whose sole job is to remind her to wear undergarments when going out with Paris. Also, a "Good Mother Gene." (http://www.fww.org/famnews/0408c.htm)
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Yes. I found Stereogum by putting Britney into Google. Wouldn't change a thing. In fact, web life's been boring since she got hitched.
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more music and mp3s and less garbage, fuck face! This site sucks ass now...
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A penis, so she could fit in better with Paris and Lindsay...
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Some class and self-respect.
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"Why can't Angelina Jolie or Madonna just adopt one of my children for once?!"
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A taint
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that it is possible to overcome swamp trash genes
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the no one will ever find out she's actually swamp trash
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Cheetos and a tallboy of Budweiser.
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She has paid for the sins of mankind.
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that K-Fed marry and impregnate Christina Aguilera
. . . or get struck by lightning.
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