3 Doors Down Fucked My Wife
You think the Kid/Pamela/Tommy triangle's messy, but at least that configuration's got only three angles. And doesn't involve Richard Marx or reality TV stars. Country music's very own Sara Evans finds herself wrapped up in an ugly divorce. It started when she filed for legal separation after she "found hundreds of photos on her hubby's home computer that showed him nude and engaged in sex with other women" (including the nanny!). But Hubby's counter-filing totally is more blogworthy.
Country star Sara Evans' husband is asking the singer in a court filing whether she was romantically involved with nearly a dozen people, including Kenny Chesney, Richard Marx and former "Dancing With The Stars" partner Tony Dovolani.May just be she's a little bit slutty and a little bit rock 'n' roll. Not saying she nailed 3 Doors Down or anything, but this promo shot of the band was taken right after they were told of the divorce proceedings. Which we submit it as Exhibit A, your honor.[The 118 page court document] asks Evans to state under oath and penalty of perjury whether or not she admits to "an affair/sexual relationship/romantic involvement" with Chesney, Marx, Dovolani or any member of her band. It also seeks to find out if there was any relationship with Brad Arnold, Matt Roberts, Todd Harrell or Chris Henderson — all members of the group 3 Doors Down.
Posted at 10:32 AM
Tags: 3 Doors Down | Richard Marx | Sara Evans
Don't click on that "news" link. Pop-up HELL will commence, even if you're using Mozilla with pop-up blocks engaged.
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too late!
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That headline is awesome.
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So she is slutty because of allegations in a court filing. Her husband on the other hand has plenty of nude pics of himself on his computer, but the word "slutty" is nowhere to be found in that particular context. Oh right, that's because the women he had adulterous sex with were the sluts?
Ok, taking a deep breath now. I don't even know most of the people mentioned in the article but jeez, who would want to get it on with 3 Doors Down?!
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Looking at that 3 Doors Down pic...what do you mean she's a "little" bit slutty?
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My opinion of 3 Doors Down just skyrocketed.
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So she is slutty because of allegations in a court filing. Her husband on the other hand has plenty of nude pics of himself on his computer, but the word "slutty" is nowhere to be found in that particular context. Oh right, that's because the women he had adulterous sex with were the sluts?
Yeah, you got it. It's pretty simple.
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Finally, I can bookmark the 3 doors down tag
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Only women can be sluts. Clearly.
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Hmm, makes this video especially hilarious, which reputes to be Mr. and Mrs. Evans story and features a truly akward appearance by none other than exhibitionist hubby himself at the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exBcOFj6ito
Maybe there'll be a dramatic follow-up video? With a dirty pictures on the computer plot twist? And Kenny Chesney? And Marx? At the same time? Oh, one can only hope. See also this duet (or 3-4-way?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BQoJDHZsGM
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lol womens rights argument in a stereogum post...
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oy, that was just a botched "little bit country little bit rock 'n' roll joke," no offense intended ladies and gents! i made sure to find an extra link to the mr.'s alleged infidelities and to couch sara's activities in conditionals to maintain politically correctness -- sorry if i stepped on toes! i've got love for the ladies. and the mens.
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her ex-husband is a real piece of work too... http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/alerts/126
she might be "slutty", but this guy's hypocrisy seems to know no bounds.
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Jeez, if she's gonna go for rockstars, go for kinda half decent lookin ones. Look at the picture of those guys! Look at that guy on the right! What the hell, since when could people with Downs Syndrome get into bands?!
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oh god i hope the guy on the right got some.
ps: richard marx!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Why do I get the feeling that even *I* would've had a chance with her?
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Three Doors Down? Really? Doesn't this chick have standards? Actually, scratch that. Better question: did she ever actually listen to that superman song? That's an automatic turn off in my book. But, then again, she did have an affair with Richard Marx, so clearly she lacks standards of musical taste.
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HaHaHaHa
That 3 Doors Down picture was taken like 6 years ago!!
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it's all true what she said what he said, swingers
open relationship
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