September 22, 2005

99 Problems

"The mainstream media has begun to call inquiring about the nature of the 'video' hoping for some headlining news. 'If Jay was beating up a female, it certainly wouldn't appear in a movie put out by Roc-A-Fella,' the rep concluded."

Nice try Internet! (Via Trent.)

Posted at 3:34 PM

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She was prolly just tryin to get a sip o' that one-liter Pepsi bottle...

Posted by: nick at 09/22/05 3:58 PM | Reply
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“If Jay was beating up a female, it certainly wouldn’t appear in a movie put out by Roc-A-Fella,” the rep concluded.

someone at least run with this quote...

Posted by: MYSWEETbeard. at 09/22/05 3:59 PM | Reply
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yeah, and trent kind of missed that the animated gif has been out 8 months or so :/

Posted by: Mat at 09/22/05 4:19 PM | Reply
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> yeah, and trent kind of missed that
> the animated gif has been out 8 months or so :/

Yeah, I hadn't heard about recently it so I figured it was old. But still amusing.

Posted by: scott at 09/22/05 4:20 PM | Reply
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it just looks like he's trying to snatch her chain and she leaned back. lean back. lean back. lean back.

Posted by: amywon at 09/23/05 6:53 AM | Reply
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the real mystery is why damon wayans is in the background

Posted by: Larry at 09/23/05 7:02 AM | Reply
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What's funny is that the URL ends in "current=true."
Funny to me, anyway.

Posted by: Matt at 09/23/05 9:22 AM | Reply
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I'm surprised this is still even being discussed. I remember this being debunked awhile ago.

Posted by: miss nee at 09/23/05 12:34 PM | Reply
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totally debunked, bitches.
jay totally knew the girl and was messing with her.
if you watch the WHOLE clip (imagine that), you'd see them laughing and hugging right after...

Posted by: me at 09/26/05 4:38 PM | Reply
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