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March 19, 2007

A New Look For Gene Simmons

Believe it or not, we're back from Austin and on track to resume our regularly scheduled coverage of frivolous, rock blog posts. In case you don't believe us: KISS man and reality TV star Gene Simmons recently went under the knife for a little cosmetic facial enhancement, as teased in the series finale to Family Jewels. Naturally, TMZ.com was on hand to document the unhealed after effects, and we thought it'd be a sweet way to kick off the week. And by "sweet," we mean "grossly disturbing." Pic after the jump! (Best viewed on an empty stomach.)


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I find his receded hairline more disturbing than his eyes.

Posted by: Sy Sperling at 03/19/07 11:05 AM  | Reply
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Vurp.

Posted by: Helen at 03/19/07 11:05 AM  | Reply
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what about the twin iv bags that look kind of like external silicone breast implants?!

Posted by: page at 03/19/07 11:09 AM  | Reply
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Doesn't he look like Uncle Fester?

Posted by: Paperslut at 03/19/07 11:15 AM  | Reply
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What if Lewis Black became an Asian Whore?

Posted by: Steven Mangold at 03/19/07 11:47 AM  | Reply
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hahaha, good call steven! hilarious

Posted by: Rob z. at 03/19/07 11:51 AM  | Reply
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I think all four original members of Kiss should go on tour with this look instead of the makeup. This is far scarier than the demon makeup.

Posted by: Eric at 03/19/07 12:06 PM  | Reply
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God. Gave. Rock. And. Roll. To. You.

He took our skin in return.

Posted by: Gari N. Corp at 03/19/07 1:08 PM  | Reply
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Are you sure that's not Roseanne Barr on any given morning?

Posted by: Harlan at 03/19/07 1:08 PM  | Reply
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i'm sorry. nothing today will top the asian whore comment. i'm not even sure anything this week will top the asian whore comment.

Posted by: vinnie at 03/19/07 3:29 PM  | Reply
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the lewasianhore comment is amazing....he also kind looks like that non asian actress who played margaret cho's grandmother on just an american girl.

Posted by: findie at 03/20/07 12:25 AM  | Reply
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Iv bags? no[e = those are drains, where all the pus and blood from his face flows. that is disgustin'.

Posted by: s2sxiii at 03/20/07 12:31 AM  | Reply
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Kiss: Destroyed.

Posted by: Seek at 03/20/07 3:32 AM  | Reply
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Edward G. Robinson

Posted by: crilo in p-gro at 03/20/07 3:30 PM  | Reply
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those arent IV bags theyre worse theyre wound drainage collection vacume thingys. SO its yick coming out not good stguff going in. EWWWWW

Posted by: jenn at 04/06/09 2:12 PM  | Reply
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