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December 13, 2007

Pitchfork's Worst Album Covers Of 2007

Our friends at Pitchfork -- if there's one thing they know, it's how to hate with style. Today the point-lovers set aside their trusty numeric conventions for an unranked and totally amusing list of the year in terrible album covers. A few to give you the idea:


Biffy Clyro: Puzzle
This guy must be the world's worst puzzle-solver.


Eagles: Long Road Out of Eden
Any cover that lists "Eagles" as the artist is a horrible cover.


Prince: Planet Earth
Prince finally fulfills his dream of having sex with the entire planet at once.

Head here for the rest of their one-linered top 20. Maybe MP3 is to blame but it seems easy these days to find the shitty ... but what about album art to love in this time of cholera? Well we'll leave it to you to tell us (crib sheet), we'd rather continue dwelling on the atrocious. After the jump, a simple image signifying a historic low in cover imagery. NSFW if you are a graphic designer and want to avoid co-workers' knee-jerk, eye-gouging outrage.

OK so that's unfair. Remember how Perry read your comments and totally made it better?

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no strawberry jam?

Posted by: Brian at 12/13/07 12:09 PM | Reply
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SFA had a new album? Horrible anti-pop art. The most alarming image on that list would be the CYH cd - full circle to where the *hype*[?] began.

Posted by: k at 12/13/07 12:34 PM | Reply
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the cover for strawberry jam is so delicious.

Posted by: john at 12/13/07 1:11 PM | Reply
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perhaps, john, but blackberry jam is the nicest jam. the nicest jam you can have.

Posted by: arson jenson at 12/13/07 1:19 PM | Reply
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it was embarrasing to read the pitchfork one liners under every cover.

Posted by: eyetrap at 12/13/07 1:24 PM | Reply
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Seconded, eyetrap. The irony of it was rather entertaing, however.

Posted by: mrs at 12/13/07 2:42 PM | Reply
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woah woah woah, they get harsh on hipster mustashes on the new pornographers album?!, biting the hand that feeds!

Posted by: dannygutters at 12/13/07 4:03 PM | Reply
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Hmm..they are all pretty bad. I'd put the Interpol cover on there, as well. I really don't understand that one at all.

Posted by: Charlie Kane at 12/13/07 4:05 PM | Reply
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The Ted Nugent one reminds me of what Smell the Glove would have looked like.

Posted by: bookwibble at 12/13/07 6:29 PM | Reply
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great stuff!!

Posted by: VIRV.TV at 12/13/07 8:02 PM | Reply
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Did Pitchfork forget to put the atrocity that is the cover of "Curtis" on this list? That album art was worse than all of those (with the exception of Satellite Party's and Ted Nugent's along with a few others). Seriously, that guy looks uglier than the people on Hayseed Dixie's cover and the asses found on Joni Mitchell's cover.

Posted by: Uryu Ishida at 12/13/07 9:56 PM | Reply
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I'll admit that Dntel's album cover was not so great, but that CD was phenomenal. Probably best of the year imo. P4k writers make me so mad. All they like to do is criticize!!! Gah!!!

Posted by: Morgan at 12/13/07 10:51 PM | Reply
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As much as I dislike Pitchfork, they are dead right here, this is an awful collection of Album covers.

Posted by: Brian at 12/14/07 3:34 AM | Reply
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how did 8 diagrams not make this list?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/WuTang8Diagrams.jpg

Posted by: joey at 12/14/07 8:25 AM | Reply
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the Biffy album cover is pretty abysmal, but the album itself is pretty cool.

Posted by: historyman68 at 12/16/07 8:32 AM | Reply
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