Amy Winehouse Needs A New Job

They tried to make her go to rehab, and she ... well, she didn't really say anything this time. The Mirror has a report on Amy's recent treatment center check-in, stating she arrived yesterday at the Priory rehab center in London with an entourage of six people, and that she "looked in a terrible state, she could barely walk." The record company's saying "severe exhaustion," but friends and fam are crying "cover up"-- blaming too much substance abuse, and even too much work! Amy, please unwind the beehive and take a load off. You don't need to tour. Let the "Rehab" royalties roll in for a spell.

We hear that, as part of the Priory's treatment for exhaustion due to excessive work schedules, she'll be given a new job in a different line of work for a bit. It's confidential, but we know a guy who know's a guy. Amy's next job...

...is to start working shifts as a GAP girl.

You heard it here first. But we hear they're open to other suggestions.

Posted at 12:35 PM
Tags: Adam Sandler | Amy Winehouse

7 Comments

Ouch. Low blow?

I mean I never thought she was that hot, but damn that's a horrible pic.

Posted by: Caleb at 08/10/07 1:08 PM  | Reply
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You are the queen of phone trickery.

Posted by: xombievox at 08/10/07 1:21 PM  | Reply
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I'm equal parts disturbed and amused... well played.

Posted by: Brian at 08/10/07 2:23 PM  | Reply
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ok - which one of those pics is adam sandler in drag?

Posted by: dougie at 08/10/07 2:42 PM  | Reply
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Damn, when I read the title of this post, I thought maybe someone had fired her from music. Now it seems like she got laid off from not looking like a dude.

Posted by: Erin at 08/10/07 3:47 PM  | Reply
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Adam sandler in drag is more attractive than amy winehouse?

Posted by: dannygutters at 08/10/07 4:38 PM  | Reply
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She was already a "gap" girl with her teeth

Posted by: Steve at 08/10/07 7:55 PM  | Reply
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