And Jude Law As Orko

Prince Valiant also seems like a possibility.

Posted by: Justin at 11/29/04 11:02 PM | Reply
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"Por el poder del castillo Greyskull..."

Posted by: Erlacks-o at 11/29/04 11:35 PM | Reply
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"hola, BITCHOLA!"
"my name is jennifer lopez, and i like TACOS AND BURRITOS!"

she looks like stuart from mad tv. that cut sucks on her.

Posted by: sdfsdf at 11/30/04 12:21 AM | Reply
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Oh how I do enjoy the Go Home Production mash ups like Radiohead and Marvin Gaye and Beatie Boys with MVB. Take care

Posted by: dj Mattiepoo at 11/30/04 12:22 AM | Reply
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THANK YOU STEREOGUM!
I had this song on my computer at my old job, and deleted it when I left and thought that it was gone forever.
Thank you for bringin' Christmas on the Block back to me!

Posted by: gracious at 11/30/04 7:43 AM | Reply
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Christ Alive!

I'd forgotten how bad that j-lo song is.

'To be Real, to me it's like breathing'

KILL IT

Posted by: abdoujaparov at 11/30/04 9:42 AM | Reply
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whats with the ghetto version of the 'peter pan' haircut. she aint havin' a bad hair day, shes having a bad "everything" day...

Posted by: sweetpea at 11/30/04 9:54 AM | Reply
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My best friend told me yesterday that there is a rumor going around that Pitchforkmedia can be bought. That, when you pay big $$$ to advertise, you get a good review. I'm a writer for the small print zine out of Maine, Best New Music 2004, and wanted to ask anyone here whether or not this is true. If so, I'd like to know before I write up the story in our next issue.

Posted by: Kristy at 11/30/04 10:41 AM | Reply
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Yeah, I heard that, too. I thought everyone knew that , though. I mean c'mon. I dont have anything against And you will know us..., but I remember them getting a 10.0 and the next thing you know, they are all over there with ads etc. Personally, I like Source Tags and Codes. But it's no 10.0. That's just 1 example. That site is corrupt as hell.

Posted by: jimbo at 11/30/04 11:48 AM | Reply
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Ming the Merciless better watch out

Posted by: Janine at 11/30/04 11:58 AM | Reply
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I was thinking Florence Henderson, actually.... she could totally drive her kids around the country in a multi-colored ramshackle bus singing awful songs.

Posted by: pippincat at 11/30/04 12:18 PM | Reply
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I really think Sir Paul wasn't trying when he wrote "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time".
I think that he just turned on the Casio and took the lyrics from all the Hallmark Christmas cards that people sent he and Linda. To quote comic book guy from the Simpsons......."Worst rock christmas song ever"!

Posted by: Grimmone at 11/30/04 12:37 PM | Reply
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That's a scandal if I ever heard one. I'm gonna find out if that's true or not. My good friend used to write for pitchfork. I just emailed him to tell me if that's true. I'll let everyone know.

Posted by: bobbie at 11/30/04 1:14 PM | Reply
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Ok, ok. I just called my friend who used to write for Pitchfork. He said that it was not a common practice to nudge up reviews based on advertising, but that it did happen in his opinion. He said one of the reasons he quit was because was too tied up with their advertisers and he felt pressured to give certain bands certain scores. By the way, he's my ex-boyfriend and I can't imagine him ever lying. Hope this helps clarify

Posted by: bobbie at 11/30/04 4:32 PM | Reply
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Who's bright idea was it to take another shot at a He-Man movie?
Laaaaaaaa(and I like He-Man)aaaaaame!

Posted by: madskrillz at 11/30/04 4:59 PM | Reply
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Dolph Lundgren was He-Man!!! And we cannot forget that movie gave us a pre-friends, pre- Arquette, pre- Coco Courtney Cox and Mrs.Geller was in that movie as well!

Who are they going to get to play He-Man!? Owen Wilson!? Bring back Dolph Lundgren I say!

Posted by: Grimmone at 11/30/04 6:34 PM | Reply
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Scarier thought.........a blonde Ben Affleck as He-Man!

Posted by: Grimmone at 11/30/04 6:36 PM | Reply
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andy warhol should be digitally scripted as He-Man...

Posted by: nasdaq jones at 11/30/04 9:45 PM | Reply
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Hey JLO; Bowls are for cereal, not to slap on your head as a guide for that shitty Moe haircut!

Posted by: fugly at 11/30/04 10:19 PM | Reply
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Hey JLO; Bowls are for cereal, not to slap on your head as a guide for that shitty Moe haircut!

Posted by: vomit at 11/30/04 10:20 PM | Reply
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Hey JLO; Bowls are for cereal, not to slap on your head as a guide for that shitty Moe haircut!

Posted by: vomit at 11/30/04 10:21 PM | Reply
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sorry for the multi post

Posted by: oops at 11/30/04 10:21 PM | Reply
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HA Pippincat!!! So true, so true!

Posted by: anothererin at 11/30/04 10:24 PM | Reply
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"my name is jennifer lopez, and i like TACOS AND BURRITOS!"

damn, at least try to be witty or funny with a comment. miserable failure.

Posted by: SUMwon at 11/30/04 11:48 PM | Reply
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JLo looks so pathetic in this picture. This hoe has no talent and no voice. The only explanation for her undeserved success, her undeserved money and her overrated career is that she problably slept her way to the top. She must have sold her big ass to big CEO's and producers of the film and music industry. She had to let some fat pigs get on top of her, to be where she is right now. How sad!!!

Posted by: tess at 11/30/04 11:48 PM | Reply
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Lord! JLO looks mean! I guess I would too if someone did that to my hair. Marc Anthony must shudder to hear her giant footsteps coming home at night. Just make yourself very small....

Posted by: BB at 12/01/04 11:09 AM | Reply
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damn, at least try to be witty or funny with a comment. miserable failure.

UM IT WAS FROM A SOUTH PARK EPISODE, K?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD WATCH.

THX.

Posted by: sdfsdf at 12/03/04 4:30 AM | Reply
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can anyone email me the mash-up, i cant find it and i love it!

Posted by: Brian at 12/20/04 5:16 PM | Reply
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