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hate.
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So what, voting is the "trendy" thing to do now?
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That phrase is way too long for a tshirt. I, personally, prefer Vote or Die.
I think that you're right, Kim.
Also, is she old enough to vote?
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Voting is the trendy thing to SAY you're going to do now.
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Your best headline ever. Killer.
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Suddenly... I seem to be losing the desire to vote.
(I keed, I keed...)
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I think it's hot.
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So...what? Is that some sort of promise? If a guy votes she'll get it on with him? Cuz imagine the poor shlub's dismay when he goes and registers and decides who to vote for, and goes to the polls, and stands in line and actually does the deed...then he doesn't get to fool around with her? What a waste of time! What a cocktease!
And what about the lesbian or bi-curious voters? Will she get it on with them, or only guys? What a sexist!
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No. That's why it says "boys".
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Boys don't vote. MEN DO! har har har
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she is so manufactured, it is sad.
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I'm guessing
"I Like To Get It On With Boys Who Vote... But Only If They're Like Majorly Cute And Hopefully In Like A Band Or Something Or Like Featured Every Week In That Fucking 'Teen People' Magazine"
was too much for the printers to handle.
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So, not saving her flower for marriage like big sis? Or does the voter also have to marry her before she'll fuck him?
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jen w, let's not forget, she was practically living with that dude josh (he of the backstreet boy/skater mold from the first few episodes of the dismal affair that was the extremely innovatively titled "ashlee simpson show") so we can probably reckon she ain't pure as the morning dew, unless my dog just peed on it.
I LOVE RUN-ON SENTENCES!!!
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whoever said that the "vote or die" tee is better... it'd have been better if they werent' made at all. they're annoying, almost as much as p.diddy/puff daddy/sean puffy combs/etc. plus, 'vote or die' is a false statement, i am not going to directly die as a result of not voting. i will die down the line from maybe skin cancer, but not voting. now... if they said "vote against bush or die"... that's a statement that's closer to the truth.
the above shirt is wee long a phrase, i'd like to have seen her in urban-outfitter-esque shirts that say "i like boys that vote" or "voting is hot" or merely, "boys that vote turn me on, and i'm badass, so lets go do some heavy petting."
guilty pleasure: ashlee simpson & dunkin donuts iced lattes.
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and her boyfriend does too
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bitch is over.
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I wonder if Daddy Simpson told her that by wearing that shirt she will get all the punk and alt and emo kids out to vote, cause Asslee is the biggest punk rock icon there is out there at the moment and all those kids relate to her!
I also wonder that if Daddy Simpson's pal Dubya
gets re elected will Asslee play the inaugural just like big sis Jessica did in 2000? Will she be the punk young peoples part of the show?
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Oddly enough I too like to fondle swiftboat veterans. Whatever, the Simpsons are lame, arachic, stupid...hmmm what other words can I jam into that sentence? You know that both of those girls are too fucking stupid to actually know how to vote. Or read. Or tie shoes. Or get on in daily, normal life.
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Oddly enough I too like to fondle swiftboat veterans. Whatever, the Simpsons are lame, arachic, stupid...hmmm what other words can I jam into that sentence? You know that both of those girls are too fucking stupid to actually know how to vote. Or read. Or tie shoes. Or get on in daily, normal life.
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Leave me alone, Ashlee Simpson! Get off the media, you whore!
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In fact, word around the campfire that lil sis Ashlee does intend to save her flower like Jessica. Apparently that hasn't stopped her from sucking cock all over town.
"Will suck cock for votes" anyone?
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Yeah! Look at that fuckin' lame celebrity and uh... wait, why are we making fun of her for this?
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THINK WHAT YOU WILL BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO VOTE THIS COMING ELECTION B/C WE DON'T WANT THAT MOTHERFUCKER OF BUSH BACK AGAIN...SO WHO CARES IF SAYING YOUR VOTING IS TRENDY OR NOT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT SOMEONE OUT THERE WILL BE PAYING ATTENTION.... COME ON FUCKERS GET WITH THE PROGRAM...
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Cascaded, jaded, dilapidated, overrated
Mated with the fast faded, b'lated, I overstated
Kate'd and Ashlee'd, masked queens I hated, spaded
Gated & baited & Tate'd & space invaded
Look out kid, it's somethin' you did . . .
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Choke.
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what is it exactly that you people like. ashlee and jessica both kind of dress and act "normal" and they get picked on. then someone acts and dresses like the true trailer trash they are(aka britney) and you pick on them too. make up your mind.
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that's damn hot. fuck voter apathy, i dont care if ppl think its some stupid trend, its a fucking election year, get over it. i hate her music but she gained back some cool points in my book
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so its cool to tell people to vote but not who for?
hardcore
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Hey who cares what it says on the shirt, the message is clear. Go and vote and make sure it's for someone who has already proven that he can run this country with integrity and strength even through the most trying times.
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nice extensions...no, those don't look fake at all
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Sam B, that's highly doubtful.
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>Hey who cares what it says on the shirt, the
>message is clear. Go and vote and make sure
>it's for someone who has already proven that he
>can run this country with integrity and
>strength even through the most trying times.
You spelled ruin wrong.
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>Hey who cares what it says on the shirt, the
>message is clear. Go and vote and make sure
>it's for someone who has already proven that he
>can run this country with integrity and
>strength even through the most trying times.
You spelled ruin wrong.
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hey-- if you find out where she got that shirt, please post, stereogum! i need it lol
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Her face is so...chiseled. She reminds me of Fabio.
$10 says she doesn't vote.
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>>Hey who cares what it says on the shirt, the
>>message is clear. Go and vote and make sure
>>it's for someone who has already proven that he
>>can run this country with integrity and
>>strength even through the most trying times.
>You spelled ruin wrong.
oh god. i hurt from laughing.
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Holy Gods. What color is that? It's like she knows my dreams.
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Yeah the message is clear (Homer voice) mmmmmmmmmm boobs.
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The only thing I love more than democracy is Ashlee Simpson.
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note to anyone that is encouraged to vote because ashlee and paris say it's cool...DON'T VOTE YOU IDIOT! and we often wonder why the US is viewed as a joke.
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Gah. I hate these stupid voting shirts.
But I do think it's important to vote.
We don't need to advertise it like we do everything else.
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Isn't the messege clear. She says to vote and also that she sleeps around. Couldn't make two sentences out of it.
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Yuck, yuck, yuck...
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Hey Ashley! You still have some talent....a nice ass!!! time to start your hard core porn career stupid.
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Whats up Ashley Vanilli!
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I'd ask fro the $ back from the Ashley Simpson album I bought, but I drilled a hole in album cover where her mouth is and enjoy sticking my dick in it.
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I would ask for the $ back from the Ashley Simpson album I bought, but I drilled a hole in her picture where her mouth is and enjoy sticking my dick in it.
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Hey Ashley...nice ass......I mean voice
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This is what you get when you get when you got Daddy's "other little girl" going "why does she get to be on t.v. and not me! I want to be on t.v. too Daddy!" O.K. sweetheart...Daddy will put you on t.v. too.
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Great! Sex for votes. That's what we need to hear now.
This subtle sexual seduction for votes conjures up "sex for rulings" in which certain judges would demand sex to rule in favor of the female defendent who "needed a little help" with her case.
Here comes da judge.
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Aw, give her a break. She just wants to be famous like her sister. Ditzy blonde slut was already taken, so she had to go with ditzy punk slut.
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Suppose I voted and had the pleasure of "getting it on" with her, would Nick then kick my ass? Because clearly her vagina might be tired and she might have to call in backup vagina thus forcing me to bang Jessica while Ashlee does some strange, Scottish jig and sulks out of the room. (I know it's not called a Scottish jig, but Ashlee's band f----d up and typed the wrong words for me.)
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If you refuse to vote simply because it is trendy...
then aren't you just being trendy in the opposite way??
Think for yourselves people.
As for Ashlee...
if you hate her so much (I do too),
then why do you waste the time/energy
to make fun of her? I know she doesn't
deserve my time.
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oh GOD! whoever said ashlee simpson was PUNK/EMO... you are retarded... she is such a fucking poser.. just b/c she wears converse and dyed her hair dark.. she is sining pop and its on KIIS FM... not even KROQ. fuck her. shes a fucken wanna-be!!! she is just trying to do everything the exact opposite of her sister.. which now includes lip-syncing.. HAHAHA (since jessica does not!)
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That green brings out her boobs
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she got this printed on a t-shirt because her acid reflux caused her to lose her voice entirley.
DAMN :-(
Oh, and If she saw your comments, she would lip synch you to "shut the fuck up!"
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I think its really sad that you all are making fun of her just because of that shirt...there are shirts like that every where (maybe that dont all say vote and I'll do you) but a lot of them are on the same line. I think its great that so many people are promoting voting...and thats all it is
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Suppose I voted and had the pleasure of "getting it on" with her, would Nick then kick my ass? Because clearly her vagina might be tired and she might have to call in backup vagina thus forcing me to bang Jessica while Ashlee does some strange, Scottish jig and sulks out of the room. (I know it's not called a Scottish jig, but Ashlee's band f----d up and typed the wrong words for me.)
That post is just awesome
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OMG. Wtf is wrong w/her?! She is such a little poser. Hm....lets say a gay guy votes and ashlee gets it on with him......
poor thing, but I digress. She is such a whore. First she says her band messed up, then the other ppl said it was a techno difficulty, then she said she was synching b/c her voice was tired. MAKE UP UR MIND U F****** SCHIZOS!!!
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OMG. Wtf is wrong w/her?! She is such a little poser. Hm....lets say a gay guy votes and ashlee gets it on with him......
poor thing, but I digress. She is such a whore. First she says her band messed up, then the other ppl said it was a techno difficulty, then she said she was synching b/c her voice was tired. MAKE UP UR MIND U F****** SCHIZOS!!!
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I'm never going to vote after seeing that ugly bitch with that shirt.
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Okay, I don't like Ashlee at all, but just now I've been discussing with my girlfriend which is the better: To, as an artist, state one's own political opinion for everyone to agree or disagree with, OR to stay away from making political statements, when you don't "belong" in that league to begin with, as in, when you're a non-political artist.
What do you think? Is it okay for a non-political artist to make political statements? Cause the shirt is, the way I see it, not directly political - she doesn't tell people who to vote for, just to do what they find right, or whatever.
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why do people have such hatred for people they dont even know?
make love not war.
its just a goddamned shirt people.
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and i agree with mr. func up above me here.
freedom of speech kids.
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Aah, I appreciate that you agree, Julia, but I'm afraid you might've missed my point.
What I'm trying to ask is, if artist should indeed make political statements when they're functioning as artists. In other words, would it be acceptable for AS to say "Vote for Bush!" or "Vote for Kerry!"? Is it really okay to make political statements - your personal opinion - when you're in the spotlight as an *artist*, and not as a political influence?
I mean, sure, some artists are political, and in that sense politics is their art, but sure as hell Ashlee's "art" isn't politics.
So, in short, is it okay for a non-political artist to make political statements, that go farther than the blank-statement Ashlee made by saying "Vote!" (basically)?
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hmm..i guess i kinda did miss your point.
first off. yes, i think it is okay for artists to voice their opinions because just like us they're people too. and although they may have a greater influence on people then a "regular" person does doesn't mean they shouldn't speak their mind.
And your definatly right saying Ashlee's art isn't political. But, some people do look up to her, and seeing that she is 'supporting" those who vote may get them out there voting too. and i think thats what counts realty.
i mean a lot of famous people are supporting the Vote or Die campaign, and although they may be better educated they are still celebrities.
right?
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Julia,
As mentioned I discussed the matter with my girlfriend, and she seems to share your opinion. And I can follow what you're saying - that artists also should be "allowed" to speak their minds on political issues, and that it might also rub off on their particular fans, and that it will, in that way, make more people vote. Point taken.
Thing is, though, I'm from Denmark, and I have a feeling that things are a bit different here, when it comes to "tolerating" artists with political messages, when the artist himself/herself isn't political per definition.
But of course I can't speak on everyone's behalf, and logically many people think differently.
To me, it just seems that when you listen to the work of an artist, you're not doing so to be bombarded with political opinions, but to enjoy the artists productions. That's why I think it should be seperated, with the exception of political artists.
I could be wrong, though. I guess that option always exists. ;)
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i know what you mean. but honestly i dont think this little t-shirt ashlee's wearing is bombardment. im not a us citizen(im from brazil) but i dont know. i think we should all be able to voice our opinions if ashlee was just a "regular" person everyone would be taking this statement as a joke.
we all have our own opinions :o)
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Julia,
I'm not so much addressing Ashlee's apparent need to make a political statement, but more the general concept.
Ashlee's statement is weak, in a sense, since it doesn't spell out an *actual* political opinion (as, for instance, saying who she thinks you should vote for).
Other than that: Thank you for your responses and expressing your views. :)
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you people are retarded, leave ashlee alone. don't hate just cause she has gone farther then any of you losers could ever dream to go in your life. ashlee rocks.
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Hahaha, that's a funny shirt =).
You'll notice that it doesn't say "every boy who votes". So I don't think any of you will be getting any fondling from Ashlee any time soon. Sorry to destroy your hopes and dreams.
Maybe she simply finds apathy unattractive.
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Don't care what no-one say, she's foxy as hell in that picture.
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5 reasons to vote that are better than Ashlee Simpson snogging you:
1. So P Diddy won't kill you
2. So P Diddy will rule the world
3. So P Diddy won't spray you with his yuccky colone, which will kill you
4. So P Diddy and his cronies won't kill you
5. So when P Diddy finally rules the world, he won't kill you
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She may be a no-talent fake, but hey, she IS kinda cute!
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frankly i dont kno y evry1 is so surprised about the dumb bitch..she was a joke from the start, not only did she lip sync but at the end of the show she blamed the band?! its not their fault she cant sing for crap. i am offended that people say shes gone punk. shes a poser.
when all else fails do a hoedown!
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FUCK ASHLEE! Stupid Bitch.
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Look @ her nose... Now compare it to her nose on early 7th heaven. NOSE JOB!
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She looks FAT!
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dude shes just trying to get people to vote. i dont like her but i wont make fun of her because of that. all of yall that are bitching about a shirt need to get a fucking life. at least shes not dressing like Britney spears.
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its a fucking t-shirt who gives a shit
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SHE STILL HAS A DICK NOSE
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who gives a shit... come on guys get a life and stop obsessing over t-shirts.
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i dont get why everyone makes a big deal out a shirt... the point was to get people to vote, obviously shes not gonna sleep with every guy who votes. this was deffinatly blown out of proportion
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This t-shirt is real kewl and so is ashley simpson she is the best there is so u guys need to leave ashley simpson the f*ck alone ok!!!!
~Sarah~
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have seen ashley on many forums actually responding to pictures of her on the web as well as comments made defending her, so know this if someone here actually says anything good about her, that it is probably her trying to defend herself or blaming her bad singing on losing her voice or some lame ass crap like that. If you were lucky i'd let you suck my dick but i would never screw you, you are a total bimbo finger puppet and if you were near me then id slap your bitch ass back in the kitchen and tell you to make me some turkey pot pie you dumb hipppie woman
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You're all gay and not funny. I hate you all. Die.
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I'm sorry u guys. I'm a lesbian!!
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Its kind of sad that you people have to make fun of everything Ashlee Simpson does. You guys don't even know her and say crap about her!
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hey guys,
u can now send all my fan mail to iluvmyself@losercentro.com or
iliketogetitonwithmyself@luvmeforeva.com
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a couple of months ago my friend and i were shopping and we went to try something on. my friend waited outside the shop because she had already bought a top so yeh anyway i was getting changed wen i heard someone do a loud fart in the dressing room next to me! i was like ewwww and a few secs later i smelt it and whoa!! it stank badly! yeh so after i finished getting changed back in to my clothes i got out of the small room and went and payed for the top. i kept looking to see who would come out. finally the door opened and out comes ASHLEE SIMPSON it was sooo funny. u had to be there
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i would like to say something nice about Ashlee Simpson.... but I'm suddenly having a bad case of acid reflux... you know how that feels, right Ashlee?
Let's hoe down together sometime...
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