And The Ring Bearer Was Nikola Tesla

hmmm, i wonder if renee zellweger marrying kenny chesney was a pre-emptive strike against jack white marrying karen elson, or if jack marrying karen was a desperate move in response to renee's marriage. anyone know who met first?

krazy celeb drama.

Posted by: k-hole at 06/02/05 5:25 PM | Reply
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um, wait a second. this was the first marriage for both newlyweds?! is this assuming we all still think jack and meg are brother and sister and were never married?

http://www.gloriousnoise.com/files/whitestripes.gif

Posted by: matthew at 06/02/05 5:26 PM | Reply
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WHAAAAt happened next? eaten by cannibals? attacked by giant jujubees? taken on a safari by a loin cloth clad Ted Nugent? eaten by piranhas? found overdosed at the Red Roof Inn with Eminems ex wife? don't just leave us hanging! I figured Jack and Dolly Parton or some other Trashville exotic with a large Prevost bus, this has sent me into a tailspin...I've been in Betty Ford more times than Gerald and now this...its bad for my recovery...next he'll convert to scientology and start seeing Tom Cruise...these rebound relationships are killer...calling Dr Phil!!!!

Posted by: Yale Bloor at 06/02/05 5:31 PM | Reply
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this seems fake....or maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.

Posted by: skyrtgyrl at 06/02/05 5:32 PM | Reply
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I'm wondering what Matthew is wondering. Do they still expect us to believe Jack and White are brother and sister? I guess if this is from their official web site then yes.

Posted by: Dreams of Horses at 06/02/05 5:53 PM | Reply
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Is Karen Elson the red head in that batshit insane video for Blue Orchid?

http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/v2music/05232005/orchid_ref.mov

Posted by: Jeff at 06/02/05 6:02 PM | Reply
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yes, she is the girl in the video for Blue Orchid

Posted by: Kt at 06/02/05 6:07 PM | Reply
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Is it just me, or does this seem like a high school "we broke up and she's dating someone, so now I have to" thing taken way too far? Watch Renee turn into the next JLo with this have a long relationship and rebound with a marriage shit. Next up, Ben calls off engagement to JG, Renee divorces that tractor loving hillbillie and they get together.... It could happen.

Posted by: Melissa at 06/02/05 9:13 PM | Reply
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I went to the place where the wedding took place is pretty beatiful but that ceremony with that indian dude doesnt seem to have validity. If a divorce hapen she gets nothing... Classic rebound marriage.

Posted by: Gabi at 06/03/05 7:30 AM | Reply
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I'm totally devastated, whether or not it's true. I was supposed to be the revenge bride!

Posted by: Jen W at 06/03/05 10:15 AM | Reply
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i believe this girl was going out with david pajo a few months ago? does anyone can confirm that?

Posted by: bob at 06/03/05 11:14 AM | Reply
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The White Stripes singer wed model Karen Elson on Wednesday in a canoe in the Amazon River in Brazil.

they got married in a canoe??
weird....

Posted by: krista at 06/05/05 10:12 PM | Reply
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no i was supposed to be his wife. i'm dead serious. we were made for each other. he just doesn't know it. yet. i'm devasteted.

Posted by: emma at 06/21/05 7:38 PM | Reply
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