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November 15, 2004

Anna Nicole At The American Music Awards

Usher won some awards... whoa, Anna Nicole Smith is totally wasted! Awesome. Watch (.wvx).

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She is painful to watch. Jessica Simpson on the other hand..

Posted by: Ralph at 11/15/04 4:32 PM | Reply
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drunk bitch, that's what happens when u mix Trim Spa with vodka...

Not everyone can get sloshed and make an ass out of themselves on national TV, so hurray for Anna!

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at 11/15/04 4:33 PM | Reply
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THAT WAS SO PUNK ROCK IT WAS AWESOME... I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO HURL.. MAYBE SHE WAS ON EX OR WHO KNOWS.. BUT WHATEVER SHE WAS ON SHE WAS LOVIN LIFE.. BIG UP TO VELVET REVOLVER FOR MAKING THAT COMMENT WHICH ALL OF US WERE THINKING, "THANK GOD" AFTER SHERLY TOOK HOME THE AMA.. GWEN YOU ROCK EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T SING FOR SH&T BUT YOUR A BADA*S, AND SNOOP THANK YOU FOR BEING THE ONLY RAPPER THAT DIDN'T NEED A HUGE BACKDROP WITH DIAMONDS AND CHICKS..

Posted by: carolina at 11/15/04 4:39 PM | Reply
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that was AWESOME.

Posted by: ej at 11/15/04 4:52 PM | Reply
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I don't know who was worse, to be honest, the newscaster or Anna Nicole. "She needs some friends." WTF? Local news has to beat up on Anna Nicole Smith? Tune in next week to K-Unimportant and watch us make fun of Skeet Ulrich.

Posted by: tj at 11/15/04 5:28 PM | Reply
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ahh...the power of Xanex

Posted by: Nasdaq Jones at 11/15/04 5:30 PM | Reply
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KATU News channel 2 -- big ups to Portland!

...not a lotta news goin' down around here, aside from a buncha rain & Ducks/Beavs next Saturday...might as well spend a minute dissing on Anna Nicole...

Posted by: . at 11/15/04 6:12 PM | Reply
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Hey Scott, this site would be a lot better if you banned Carolina from making comments. Anyone who directly addresses various celebrities via a website not in any way affiliated with those celebrities deserves to be cut off from communicating with the rest of the world.

Posted by: Justin at 11/15/04 6:27 PM | Reply
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word, thats my newscast.

Posted by: Andy at 11/15/04 6:33 PM | Reply
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that was glorious. thank god for the internet, i can't stomach awards shows and the internet shows me the 15 seconds that was actually worth watching.

Posted by: jt at 11/15/04 6:48 PM | Reply
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Whoa Nelly.

Posted by: Carly at 11/15/04 7:26 PM | Reply
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watching that gives me the same sick feeling I got when I saw some passed out guy abandoned in his own puke outside of smashing pumpkins concert of '97. (before the show evan began)

Posted by: rachel at 11/15/04 9:33 PM | Reply
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That was AWESOME! I agree with the earlier poster, definitely a punk rock moment!!!!! Thing is, I would really like a clean copy - none of that crappy commentary by local news, uncut and larger... gotta get that "like my body?" comment! Anyone know of any better links for the video?

Clive

Posted by: Clive Braddock at 11/15/04 9:56 PM | Reply
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Isnt this how she is normaly?

Posted by: linds at 11/15/04 10:20 PM | Reply
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KATU booyah that's my news

Posted by: Akira at 11/16/04 1:25 AM | Reply
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F*CK YOU JUSTIN AND WHATEVER YOU THINK ABOUT ME.. I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT. IF YOU LIVE HERE IN NYC MEET ME AT MARZ BAR SO I CAN SMASH A 40 ON YOUR HEAD YOU NERD..

Posted by: carolina at 11/16/04 9:21 AM | Reply
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LMAO! that is one fucked up broad!
and how appropriate that "work it out" was played after she introduced Kanye West( although I can think of better songs he couldve done.)
she is so greasy!
she better chill w/ the trimspa & tanqeray. LOL

Posted by: sweetpea at 11/16/04 9:26 AM | Reply
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Fight it out at APT on the 23rd, I'll be there.

Posted by: janine at 11/16/04 9:51 AM | Reply
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I love Anna Nicole. She's so innocent in a way. Drunk, yet not scary like C.Love.

At 2 a.m. on a Saturday night, I suspect I sound just like her.

Oh yeah, Justin -quit being a jerk. You deserve a bottle smashed over your head.

Posted by: Anoush at 11/16/04 10:33 AM | Reply
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http://et.tv.yahoo.com/celebrities/2004/11/16/annanicolesmithintv/

watch the interview video... more fun!

Posted by: pippincat at 11/16/04 10:34 AM | Reply
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hey carolina, nobody hangs out @ marz bar anymore.

Posted by: selena at 11/16/04 11:50 AM | Reply
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OH I'M SORRY SELENA WAS THAT B/C THE HIPSTER POLICE TOLD YOU.. WHO SAYS I HANG THERE FOR THE PEOPLE .. IF I WANTED THAT SCENCE SHIT I WOULD SEND MY ASS TO DARKROOM OR THE TRUST FUND MECA OF WANNA BE SKATERS AT MAX FISH.. I GO THERE CAUSE THE DRINKS ARE CHEAP AND SUPER STRONG AND NICOLE THE BAR TENEDER ROCKS.. SO F YOU TOO..

Posted by: carolina at 11/16/04 1:20 PM | Reply
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Carolina, I'd be happy to meet you at Marz. I like fat ugly chicks such as yourself. Maybe we can have a threesome with Anna Nicole.

Posted by: NYCKitty at 11/16/04 2:01 PM | Reply
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SORRY NYC KITTY BUT I'M NOT FAT I JUST HAVE A BIG ASS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHOW UP LET ME KNOW WHEN AND WEAR SO I CAN SEE YOUR UGLY FACE.. AND I'M NOT DEFENDING ANNA NICOLE I JUST THINK HER ACT WAS PUNK FUCKING ROCK.. BITCH..

Posted by: carolina at 11/16/04 2:24 PM | Reply
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hey Carolina...don't let these fools get to you...but if you are gonna schedule a fight, make sure Polaroid Scene covers it...

Posted by: Nasdaq Jones at 11/16/04 2:25 PM | Reply
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KEEP FIGHTING I LOVE IT , IT SO HIGHSCHOOL.. JUST BE CAREFUL.. I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO LEAVE BLOODY NOSES. JUST ASK THE BITCH THAT FUCKED WITH ME AT THE LE TIGRE SHOW..

Posted by: CAROLINA at 11/16/04 2:26 PM | Reply
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carolina, you're so internet-tough! do you have a lot of muscles from typing furiously @ the keyboard all day? i bet you do. oh, work that index finger out, baby.

Posted by: selena at 11/16/04 2:41 PM | Reply
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I still think it's be better at APT on the 23rd. We could even schedule a special time. (at 11:30 Scott plays "Hit Me, Baby (One More Time)" and everyone clears the floor!) I'd go to Marz to watch the fight, however. For reference, I'll go to any bar, as long as I've got my people with me and we have the option of sitting. Meow alert: Does anyone even seriously say: "No one [goes to/eats at/does whatnot]" anymore? How Brett Easton Ellis is that?

Posted by: Janine at 11/16/04 2:43 PM | Reply
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selena i got nothin but love for you. i just thought the comment you made was stupid.. i know no one goes to marz and i like it that way. No i'm not tough over the computer i walk the walk. i'm a crazy bitch. trust.. ask around.. but as much as i would bitch you out i would probaly end up making out!! :0 enough about me lets continue with anna..

Posted by: carolina at 11/16/04 3:04 PM | Reply
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whoah i think carolina wants to beat me up with her lips! hubba hubba. i'm going to marz bar now.

Posted by: selena at 11/16/04 3:09 PM | Reply
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Once again, my attmpt to start sh!t on the internet has failed... I'm still not going to start working. (for bystanders, I'm fully aware that I have nothing to do with that whole flame-thing. That's what starting sh!t is about.)

Posted by: Janine at 11/16/04 3:30 PM | Reply
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I stand by my disdain for the "Nobody goes..." construction. That's the precise moment you begin going. Until you see the first traditional B&T. Then you gotta find a new place.

Posted by: Janine at 11/16/04 3:33 PM | Reply
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yeah but the thing is, nobody really ever went to marz bar. all it was good for was serving underage hardcore kids. when i was 18, i went to babyland and notell motel to drink. have you ever used the women's room at marz bar? it's a filth-encrusted hole in the floor.

Posted by: selena at 11/16/04 3:47 PM | Reply
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I cold not believe that interview...it's more like anna needs some intervention!!!
Man! I didn't know they were putting heroine in Trimspa now! LOL.
At the very least it seems everyone was tolerable of anna's antics...kinda like that ol' drunk relative that shows up at family functions.............

Posted by: sweetpea at 11/16/04 3:59 PM | Reply
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ppl from nyc are so full of themselves...i'm glad i don't pay $2500+ a month to rent a little shitbox called an apartment...so that i can continue to pout my lips in superiority over the B&T pariahs...

keep destroying new york, pretentious assholes...

snort more coke...buy more clothes

<3,

Nasdaq Jones

Posted by: Nasdaq Jones at 11/16/04 4:00 PM | Reply
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oh little insecure hick from the appalachian chain: we love you too!

Posted by: selena at 11/16/04 4:03 PM | Reply
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I'll consider myself warned about the Marz Bar. Never been, actually. Sounds like it would not meet seating requirement #2.

Hey! What's wrong with coke and clothes? ...make me eat my Bret Easton Ellis burn, why-don't-you!

Posted by: Janine at 11/16/04 4:32 PM | Reply
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'Meow alert: Does anyone even seriously say: "No one [goes to/eats at/does whatnot]" anymore?'

You just did :)

Posted by: Mancat at 11/16/04 4:38 PM | Reply
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butt darts!?! nobody says "butt darts" anymore, we say "ass spelunkers." this is soooo much better than the proposal I have to do.

Posted by: Janine at 11/16/04 5:05 PM | Reply
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how come i never see these things happen on t.v? i missed the ashlee simpson occurrence as well.

Posted by: ARASHMAHARR at 11/16/04 6:12 PM | Reply
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boy I'm glad I left New York.

Yay Portland!

Posted by: nl at 11/16/04 6:41 PM | Reply
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KATU is great, I didnt know anyone else from portland was on here.

Posted by: David A at 11/17/04 1:50 AM | Reply
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shocked that someone would use the slang "hick" in a yankee town. Unless it means something different that what Im used to living in the south. Clue me in "yall".

Posted by: KD at 11/17/04 3:12 AM | Reply
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My goodness, Miss Anna Nicole seems to have broken into her grandma's brandy or something.

Truly, that was one of those priceless television moments that makes me get on my knees and thank sweet baby Jesus that I'm not humiliating myself on national television.

My husband still thinks the Ashlee Simpson episode was more mortifying.

BTW, the link to the video isn't working anymore. Does anyone know of another location?

Posted by: Puddin' at 11/17/04 7:32 AM | Reply
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HEY SELENA,
YEAH I KNOW THE BATHROOM IS GROSS BUT SO ARE THE ONES THAT ARE IN THE OTHER SHIT HOLE PLACES I LIKE TO GO TO LIKE THE HOLE.. BESIDES IF I HAVE TO GO MOST OF THE TIME I JUST SQUAT AND PISS ON THE STREET. FUCK IT. I DON'T CARE..

Posted by: carolina at 11/17/04 8:16 AM | Reply
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I am ashamed of my post yesterday...I wanted to take it back.

I just don't like internet trolls...and when I see someone calling someone fat whom they haven't even met, it just pisses me off till no end.

Unless you resemble Adriana Lima IRL, you have no business calling every one "ugly" for no apparent reason...

Posted by: Nasdaq Jones at 11/17/04 8:43 AM | Reply
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I invite all the NYC kidz to my hometown, Detroit- where EVERY bar is a shit hole and it's more sanitary to piss in the alley.

Posted by: Anoush at 11/17/04 8:46 AM | Reply
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Oh yeah, and in Detroit, no one gives a shit about who/what is cool, we just like to see shows.

Well, except for my friend who used to live with Jason from the Von Bondies-he moved to NYC where he "casually mentions" it to get girls numbers.

Posted by: Anoush at 11/17/04 8:50 AM | Reply
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oh nasdaq jones, you don't know the first thing about me, do you! i think you need to work on your attempts to insult me because they really aren't applicable. do some research:
1. i live in brooklyn. born and raised in queens. 2. mostly straight, cohabitating with boyfriend of almost two years 3. not at all "hipster" or cool, though if you asked me three years ago, i would have considered myself so.

basically i've aged out of the "cool kid" race.

and to the person who's questioning my usage of the term "hick": my boyfriend's a hick from new milford, CT! to me, it's just someone who's from rural parts. is there a more dangerous/serious connotation to the term?

Posted by: selena at 11/17/04 10:43 AM | Reply
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ok selena...i'm sorry, ok...

[{}]D - have a beer on me

Posted by: Nasdaq Jones at 11/17/04 11:00 AM | Reply
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i'm going to have six beers! it's wednesday, afterall.

Posted by: selena at 11/17/04 12:33 PM | Reply
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I am a hick. Samething as a redneck, cracker, etc..., right?
I know I am a redneck cause I redecorate my place whenever there is curbside collection. People throw away some AWESOME goodies!! ;)

Posted by: Poster.Formerly.Known.As.Krick.Now.Hick at 11/17/04 2:58 PM | Reply
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Ugh..I love when the Enlightened People like The Jay expose us for the petty jerks we are. Thank you The Jay, you have shed some light on my pathetic existence..I shall now go drink a glass of boxed wine from a plastic cup (seriously, tho, I will)

Posted by: Anoush at 11/17/04 5:46 PM | Reply
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i think the fact that my boyfriend drives a pick up truck CAKED with mud makes him a hick! granted, it's really his li'l brother's but who's quibbling? now i'm going to join the rodeo as the first chinese cowgirl. see y'all later.

Posted by: selena at 11/18/04 9:52 AM | Reply
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We would die for hippie chicks!

Posted by: CVB at 11/18/04 12:51 PM | Reply
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Anybody from Manhattan knows, if you wanna stay away from bridge and tunnelers you definately don't go out on Fri or Sat and even Thurs. is a little iffy. Of course if there is a good show you have to be around them. Too bad.

Posted by: John at 11/18/04 1:14 PM | Reply
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Ladies and Gents, I think we need to get back to what really matters here, which is making fun of dumb celebrities. Who's with me?

Posted by: pippincat at 11/19/04 2:35 AM | Reply
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omg Anna what in goods name were u doin.... nvm i dun wanna noe... mybe you and gwen could get 2gether lol... you both seemed a lil drunk...and/or high...Lol.

Posted by: Bif at 11/19/04 8:11 PM | Reply
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I think she must be on some heavy drugs. She was so fucked up. That's really sad. Anna Needs help and she may be crying out for it by acting so weird and silly. I can't believe she got the guts to sniff on some shit before taking center stage on a national TV broadcast like that. Man, this girl obviously doesn't know the word: Humiliation.

Posted by: tess at 11/20/04 6:17 PM | Reply
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o i juuuuuust waaaaaaaaanted to ....say!!! HELLOOOOOOOOO to everyoooooone!!! i'mmmmuh soooooo exciiiited to!!!!! see my ownnnn poooosting!!!
oh, sorry guys i just get carried away...i've been immitating anna alot lately. (!!!!!)

Posted by: Sarah at 11/22/04 8:12 PM | Reply
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anna nicole smith is a drunky bitch. she is such a druggy. she was more than drunk; she was fuckin high off something. i bet anything she's on heroin. has anybody noticed that she's abmormally skinny? trimspa isn't that magical. anna is just a scuzzy dumbass... yeah, don't do heroin. no one wants to make an ass of theirself on live tv

Posted by: taylor at 11/24/04 10:05 PM | Reply
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Posted by: AntientAss at 12/02/04 6:06 PM | Reply
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Anna Nicole is hot. She was a bit trashed. Probably a bit too much fun and drink before the moment. You've got to give her one thing though. It takes a lot of hard work and will power to get your body in that kind of shape. Great job Anna. Hope she keeps it up and tones down the booze or whatever. Could be awesome with some guideance.
Bob

Posted by: Bob at 12/04/04 12:10 PM | Reply
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Anna Nicole is hot. Looked like too much of a good time before the show with the booze or whaterever. You've got to give her credit. It took a lot of hard work and discipline to get her body in that kind of shape. Great job Nicole. She could be awesome with some guidance. Hope she gets it.
Bob

Posted by: Bob at 12/04/04 12:14 PM | Reply
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Does anyone have a downloadable clip of her introduction from start to finish?????????? Thats what we all want, need, and have appreciated. Leave it to a trailer trash bitch to make the television moment of the year. Cheers and thank god for narcotics and alcohol. Thank you Annna, congratulations, you're fabulous!

Posted by: AGAIN at 12/21/04 9:59 AM | Reply
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My son has played this video over and over again. I still laugh EVERY time he plays it. Some of the phrases have become a standard saying at our house. Thanks to ANS for providing so much entertainment!

Posted by: Mark at 01/07/05 1:11 PM | Reply
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Does anyone know where I can see a clip of Anna at the AMA - I TOTALLY missed out and I'm searching everywhere - all there seems to be are pics,.. but I wanna hear what she had to slur - I love her! :)

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