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November 10, 2004

Are Those Avril's Boobs?

Is she the new Tara Reid? Jay & Silent Bob fans discuss (NSFW).

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hooters girl she aint.

Posted by: nagin at 11/10/04 12:16 PM  | Reply
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she doesnt look like she'd have some that big...
as another poster has said: "she has the bod of a 10 yr old"
and if it is her..what'd she do? start takin' hormones?

Posted by: sweetpea at 11/10/04 12:17 PM  | Reply
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I WOULD LICK THEM ALL DAY AND NIGHT. AND I WOULD EAT THAT ASS REAL GOOD.

Posted by: JAMIE at 11/10/04 12:20 PM  | Reply
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Love the Britneyesque belly jewlery and the Gwenabe outfit in the second picture. Wasn't it Avril who said that girls like Britney who show their bellies and boobs are total skanks.

Just goes to show you that she is a record company creation.

She looks like Axl Roses' evil love child!

Posted by: Grimmone at 11/10/04 12:41 PM  | Reply
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They're just boobs - why does it matter if they are hers? I guess because I look at a pair everyday I'm just not that impressed. Do Avril's boobies have magical powers I'm not aware of?

Posted by: Rachel at 11/10/04 1:08 PM  | Reply
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Rachel, maybe if we could have a photo of yours to compare, it would make answering your question much easier... :P

Posted by: solace at 11/10/04 1:42 PM  | Reply
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Agreed.

Solace is wise.

Carry on.

Posted by: Solace is wise at 11/10/04 1:48 PM  | Reply
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those are not Avril's boobs.

Posted by: v.v.unhip Canadian at 11/10/04 2:43 PM  | Reply
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they look pretty legit, here's hoping its for real

Posted by: john m at 11/10/04 2:43 PM  | Reply
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she looks more moronic than ever.

Posted by: x at 11/10/04 2:54 PM  | Reply
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I cannot open the link, whats the deal?

Posted by: joel at 11/10/04 3:16 PM  | Reply
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The site was listed on Fark.com...so it's bandwidth has been destroyed. No more workie!

Posted by: Casey at 11/10/04 3:21 PM  | Reply
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Nah... the belt looks all wrong. I don't buy it for a second. Hopefully she'll reveal the real and put all this to bed.

Posted by: the management at 11/10/04 3:36 PM  | Reply
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rosy is the new brown

Posted by: SUMwon at 11/10/04 3:36 PM  | Reply
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Not her...no way. But whoever it is, needs to have that "right boob larger than the left" thing corrected.

Posted by: I'mHot at 11/10/04 4:25 PM  | Reply
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WHOEVER IT IS, I WOULD GIVE HER A RIMJOB SHE WOULDNT FORGET. :)

Posted by: JAMIE at 11/10/04 4:43 PM  | Reply
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jamie, have a mint.

Posted by: janine at 11/10/04 4:51 PM  | Reply
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What a huss-pot. Mark-Kate & Ashley, take note.

Posted by: Patrik at 11/10/04 4:56 PM  | Reply
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I DONT MIND IF I DO.

Posted by: JAMIE at 11/10/04 5:01 PM  | Reply
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Whoever it is, the nipples follow you when you move, like those eyes in the paintings on Scooby Doo.

Posted by: Gary at 11/10/04 6:20 PM  | Reply
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man, if only jakes stunt double wasnt in that...heath & jake. two of my favorite things.

Posted by: mishell at 11/10/04 6:39 PM  | Reply
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aMEN to the Heath pictures. Rrrow.

Posted by: Normal at 11/10/04 6:45 PM  | Reply
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Mmm...candid pensises.

Posted by: calliwell at 11/10/04 6:50 PM  | Reply
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a) them's some good boobs, but
b) where did this pic even come from?

Posted by: vinnie at 11/10/04 8:02 PM  | Reply
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yea why isn't everyone talking about how lopsided her boobs are? that's not just a slight one is bigger than the other case --it's pretty bad.

yea and though avril is "cute" she bugs the shit out of me so there is no way that the thought of her boobs is going to arouse me. have some standards boys. it's like getting excited about mili vanilli's dick.

Posted by: me at 11/10/04 8:06 PM  | Reply
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it's not avril.
i just got off the phone with her.
she was like, "what this all aboot?"
and i was like, "are those yer tats?!"
and she was like, "pshaa! not EVEN!"
and was like, "i know, right?"
and she was like, "yeah, like, I'M WITH YAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Spencer at 11/10/04 9:05 PM  | Reply
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Who's the other guy with Heath?

Posted by: tmdrfan at 11/11/04 12:11 AM  | Reply
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i think the boobs look lopsided because of the angle and the way the shirt is pulled up over the larger appearing one.

Posted by: ryan at 11/11/04 12:20 AM  | Reply
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Is it just me, or does she look like Steven Tyler in that top picture?

Posted by: fliphed at 11/11/04 12:55 AM  | Reply
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Here concert T-shirt has a logo on the front and the flashed shot is a plain one. It looks like the booby shirt has shorter sleeves and looks newer, the concert shirt looks like it's been worn and washed a few times. Too bad... nice tits by the way.

Posted by: Dave at 11/11/04 5:51 AM  | Reply
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So, if I wear a pink t-shirt and lift it up, will that make my boobs belong to Avril?

And by the way, even if the girl in the pic does have lopsided tits, she does NOT need to get them "corrected" just because some random stranger thinks she should. Would you be sliced open to have a body part, that is perfectly healthy, "corrected" for that reason?

Posted by: Puddin' at 11/11/04 6:52 AM  | Reply
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They're lopsided? You guys must've been, err, 'looking' at them for a while to notice that.

Posted by: Blu at 11/11/04 9:57 AM  | Reply
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... every woman's boobs are a little lopsided... some more than others... it can't be helped, it's just hard for most men to notice because they are usually in your face or moving around a lot...

... the titties in Playboy, Hustler, and the like, are all fake.

So there.

I'll be posting my picture shortly for you to compare...

Posted by: amanda at 11/11/04 10:54 AM  | Reply
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^No you won't.^

:)

Posted by: No you won't at 11/11/04 9:51 PM  | Reply
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Wether her's or not, I like the concept! Once again photoshop has enriched our world.

Posted by: don at 11/12/04 1:12 PM  | Reply
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Hurray For Boobies!!!!!

Posted by: justajunkie at 11/13/04 11:38 AM  | Reply
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i'd do her.

Posted by: yup at 11/18/04 11:54 AM  | Reply
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Talking of boobies - ya gonna love what these guys have done with Tara's tit!
Freakin' hilarious story, too, and right on the (satire) money!

Tara Reid gets her tits out(again)!
http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/tarareid.html

Posted by: Keli at 11/21/04 10:08 PM  | Reply
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Posted by: AntientAss at 12/02/04 5:58 PM  | Reply
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those are not hers , hers are sexer ....

Posted by: Nad at 12/30/04 4:55 AM  | Reply
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stop talking about my wife like that

Posted by: cllct at 01/04/05 4:39 PM  | Reply
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I want to fuck her inside out

Posted by: Chris Edwards at 03/08/05 4:35 PM  | Reply
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I am sure it is not her.

Posted by: brendag at 03/25/05 4:52 PM  | Reply
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she is so hot i just wanna fuck her boobs her boobs r so hot!1
omg i cant resist lookin at her
wacth out dude shes mine...go fuck som1 else boobs shes my fuckin girl.. i just wanna fuck her boobs

Posted by: Stevan at 05/10/05 5:39 PM  | Reply
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AVRIL IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN HOT. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. I WISH THERE WERE MORE NAKED PICS OF HER. LOVE THE BOOBS! IS THIS REALLY HER THOUGH? AVRIL I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUV YA

Posted by: CLAU at 05/20/05 11:54 PM  | Reply
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acually no offenmce but playboy man playboy likez 2 keep them real cuz then they dont loss any money and they like the idea of having real onez on the paper not fake..... but u would kno this if u would stop be a quire prevert! so stop thinking ur gunna get laid cuz i fucking kno it aint gunna happen so do us all a favor a keep watchin taht porn....but wait ull brake the t.v thatz not a good idea sorry!not! bye bitch! ps:go fuck urself

Posted by: Lafronz at 05/28/05 2:33 PM  | Reply
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they are SO hers

compare the rest of the picture to the picture above, it's obvious

the hair is the same color, her waste is the same in both pictures and if u look carefully you can see that belt with the sculls

Posted by: dnc at 06/06/05 6:02 PM  | Reply
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those are avrils fan boobs . i'v seen them before

to big for avril anyways
avie got smaller ones

luck all of u ppl

avie yo yo yo

Posted by: Lavigne at 06/20/05 3:46 AM  | Reply
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i devo no there not her boobs! why becouse if ya look at the top pic she has a cotton t-shirt on yea nd if ya look at the t-shirt under neath wif the boobs the shirt look more silkie nd shiney so idats why i devo fink, i dont fink avril wud do dat anyho thx
Dan

Posted by: Dan/Gothic-Rulz at 06/27/05 8:48 PM  | Reply
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YES those ARE her boobs!!
Look, the hair of her haid is the same color, her arms are as thin as one the pic where she has her boobs covered and thirth: HER BELLY IS JUST THE SAME AS AVRILS!!

so those ARE avril's boobs!!!

Posted by: Tina at 07/17/05 5:00 PM  | Reply
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That is not avrils boobs I know because if u read her biography she doesnt show her boobs to anyone only her really close boyfrend. u got served.

Posted by: dont fuck with avril at 08/29/05 3:00 PM  | Reply
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Hey Tina I went to that concert she wore braclets on both of her arms Booooyyaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: dont fuck with avril at 08/29/05 3:08 PM  | Reply
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who cares?

Posted by: som1 at 11/09/05 11:27 PM  | Reply
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plz, that's not her breasts!!! that's another girl's breats with a simlar shirt of avril's! how can anybody really believe that's "her" boobs!

Posted by: Lindzey at 01/01/06 11:17 PM  | Reply
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that's NOT her boobs!!! just cause her hair, shirt, belt and body looks the same doesn't mean shit! they just got a girl with a look alike body, same hair color, put on a simlar shirt and belt and took a pic of her boobs! and think of this, why do u think it doesn't show her face? EXACTLY!!!!

Posted by: totally FAKE! at 01/01/06 11:22 PM  | Reply
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my god.people do this. those arent hers! what the hell are people tghinking! looks nice, though:)

Posted by: Chris at 05/12/06 9:16 PM  | Reply
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omfg just leave her alone she is married and want to have privacy its bad enough theve got paparacie following her everywhere what if she was searching the net and saw people talking about her like this i mean i dont really like her i think she is ok but you guys are just wanna bes and want to stalk her just leave then alone!!!!!

Posted by: unkown at 08/17/06 10:32 AM  | Reply
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omfg just leave her alone she is married and want to have privacy its bad enough theve got paparacie following her everywhere what if she was searching the net and saw people talking about her like this i mean i dont really like her i think she is ok but you guys are just wanna bes and want to stalk her just leave then alone!!!!!

Posted by: unkown at 08/17/06 10:33 AM  | Reply
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I cant tell if there hers or not but the biggest thing in my life rite now is to fuck avril lavigne i can c thats probly not gonna happen but as long as i can c her face and boobs in the same pic i like it

Posted by: matthew at 03/02/07 10:06 PM  | Reply
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those aren't hers! Her hair is more orangy in the boob flash pic, and the shirt has a lighter, soft shade of pink., her sleeves are shorter, does that even look like avril at the top? No. besides, where are the bracelets all over her arms on the bottom pic?

Posted by: they are not avril's at 04/19/07 9:24 PM  | Reply
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i would fuck er any daii n she is horney n wiv a sexy bod :P:P wooooo toss me

Posted by: hl at 04/20/07 4:06 PM  | Reply
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she is the best I love her new album it is like so cool anyone agree yeah or no if u dont then watever just go away cause u shouldnt be on this site if u do not like her by

Posted by: rocker at 05/04/07 9:54 AM  | Reply
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i think avril is gorjuz

Posted by: casey at 07/06/07 2:08 AM  | Reply
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She is, without a doubt, a hottie...but the spoiled brat pseudo punk air around her takes it all away...

Posted by: Keith at 09/25/07 9:39 PM  | Reply
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avril is cool.but she should not spoil.

Posted by: anjiza at 07/27/08 2:20 AM  | Reply
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ı think those boobs may belongs to avril ı dont know but these boobs not sexy ı've seen so much better and sexier on porn websites :D

Posted by: nameless at 09/02/09 5:13 PM  | Reply
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