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August 30, 2005

Art Garfunkel Charged With Feelin' Groovy

Again! Sonny Bono would be so disappointed.

Previously: Spot the Garfunkel.

Posted at 7:03 PM




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ha, i beat you with the news!

Posted by: Ashe at 08/30/05 8:40 PM | Reply
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At least they only charge 200 dollars for possesion these days.
http://script.blogs.com

Posted by: script at 08/30/05 9:11 PM | Reply
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Clearly he needs the stuff to treat the glaucoma that prevents him from seeing how absurd his hair still looks.

Posted by: Juice at 08/30/05 10:24 PM | Reply
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Atta boy police. Separate that joint from the poor senior citizen and aging rocker. Go get 'em!

Posted by: smoke_one at 08/31/05 9:07 AM | Reply
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Did they see his bright eyes burning like fire through the windscreen?

Posted by: Neil at 08/31/05 9:14 AM | Reply
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dont the cops of have better things to do than bust aging rockers on possession of pot?

Posted by: EasyP at 08/31/05 9:49 AM | Reply
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Did they find any real estate there in his bag?

Posted by: Topher at 08/31/05 10:03 AM | Reply
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Forget Al-Qaeda; Thank God the man that gave us 'Bridge Over Troubled Water' is off the streets. With the threat of global terror ever-escalating, I feel so much better knowing the police are protecting us against dangerous men like Art Garfunkel and Tommy Chong. Now I can sleep at night.

Posted by: Matt at 08/31/05 10:29 AM | Reply
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Okay, I'll be the one who says it: I guess he ran out of parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

Get it? Oh Jesus, I feel sick.

Posted by: the management at 08/31/05 10:57 AM | Reply
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I the real danger here is not him driving stoned...it's him lighting that balding fro of his on fire from some hash ash.

Posted by: untitled at 08/31/05 11:11 AM | Reply
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He keeps getting busted like a teenager with his first joint. You'd think after so many years of practice, he'd get more responsible about his pot smoking.

Posted by: DogStarMan at 08/31/05 2:27 PM | Reply
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GW says using drugs helps support terrorists, he also said there were weapons of mass destruction, that we won and the war was over,and that he was protecting our oil supply. HMMMMMMMM...If you happened to drive by a gas station today, that is if you could afford to or just happened to watch fox news or CNN today ....you would be firing up a fat one too! Myself I just got some of that west coast Devil Weed now the only thing I gota worry about is shooting myself in the leg and finding my papers.....You think Gods pissed off?

Posted by: Yale Bloor at 08/31/05 5:25 PM | Reply
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All Art's wealth won't buy him health, so he smokes a pint of tea a day.

Posted by: mv at 09/01/05 10:22 AM | Reply
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Who cares about the intolerable skyrocket of made-at-home-meth-labs that kill children and take the teeth/minds/complexions of thousands and thousands of people? The pot. Has. To go.

Garfunkle is a criminal. With a lovely voice, by the way.

WAR ON DRUGSSSSS.

Posted by: okcrash at 09/05/05 2:27 AM | Reply
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