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April 5, 2005

Art Makes Britney Thirsty

Posted at 4:27 PM




25 Comments

couldn't decide brit?

Posted by: socal at 04/05/05 5:04 PM | Reply
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seriously, upn??? why?? why not stick with the tried and true bunim and murray (sans bunim?)

Posted by: rachel at 04/05/05 5:23 PM | Reply
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i'm sorry but look at her skin, its like MAJOR acne, rash or flesh eating disease...maybe she shared make up with the girl from america's next top model

Posted by: jenna at 04/05/05 6:39 PM | Reply
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Jesus! No wonder she's gaining weight -- she's got like 1500 calories worth of beverages in front of her! Someone has to help her. Fast.

Posted by: sarta at 04/05/05 6:53 PM | Reply
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is she drinking bubble tea? that bitch.

Posted by: ariadne at 04/05/05 7:14 PM | Reply
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It's not bubble tea; it's an Ice Blended.

like this

http://www.coffeebean.com/product_menu.asp#IB

Posted by: Adam at 04/05/05 11:39 PM | Reply
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"kristen, you look burnt...or dead."

homestar runner.

Posted by: cassie at 04/06/05 1:31 AM | Reply
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Where is the cheetos?

Posted by: Gabi at 04/06/05 9:01 AM | Reply
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http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1545548.html

Dear God, someone please read this.

Posted by: pippincat at 04/06/05 10:13 AM | Reply
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That would be funny if they split up before the show debuted... It would be like watching PoweR Girls and seeing Paris Hilton holding hands with the chubby backstreet boy. - As someone (the Post?) put it, when only her ego was bruised.

Posted by: chris ives at 04/06/05 10:20 AM | Reply
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You guys are major downers. There's little I enjoy more than relaxing with two, three, or four different beverages within arm's reach. Tasty beverages . Big ups to Britney on all those bevs.

Acne's gotta go, though.

Posted by: Joe at 04/06/05 11:37 AM | Reply
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I'm so happy to know that Britney and I share Beverage Collection Disorder. By yesterday afternoon, I was already up to six different ones at my desk.

Posted by: Harry at 04/06/05 1:20 PM | Reply
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Instead of trying to get a reality show deal she should audition for a new serie that could be named "fat singer". you could see her binge-eading to death and acting like the southern pig she is.

Posted by: tess at 04/06/05 1:28 PM | Reply
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girls gonna get skin cancer by like age 25. not good.

Posted by: smitty at 04/06/05 5:27 PM | Reply
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Leave her alone, Kevin prob. got her real stoned...

Posted by: Jennifer at 04/06/05 5:40 PM | Reply
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Gah! leave brit the f* alone! she's living like a normal person, let her eat what she wants and what ever! what is wrong with you people??

Posted by: jenpen at 04/06/05 5:43 PM | Reply
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what's wrong with us?

we're all beverage choice deficient... when we all wish we could have four more tasty beverages in front of us... we only have one, two if we're lucky...

pity us...

long live the beverage queen!

Posted by: socal at 04/06/05 6:37 PM | Reply
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Let me analyze this picture: a Redbull, a Frapuccino, a Gatorade , and a vodka cocktail...mmhhh seems like Brit is drinking for comfort. Maybe it's because since announcing her pregnancy to her broke husband (who then went to party like she doesn't exist, in Vegas, with some wh$%res) she kind of feels like a fat fool.
I think that's a good lesson for her:
Never make a baby behind a looser's back!!! You'll end up alone, depressed, overweight and back to your mum's house.

Posted by: tess at 04/06/05 10:38 PM | Reply
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Jenpen,

she is a CELEBRITY! her job is looking good we don´t want to see her fat ass!

Posted by: Gabi at 04/07/05 7:42 AM | Reply
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I can understand why people on here want to dog on Britney. If you are making fun of her then you think nobody is looking at all of your flaws. Kinda sad that people are so insecure that they have to tear down a girl that they don't even know. Let her eat and drink whatever the fuck she wants, it's none of our business.

Posted by: AJ at 04/08/05 2:52 AM | Reply
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AJ, we dog Britney because she's an untalented, uneducated moron who repeatedly manipulates and lies to her fans. She also won't go the fuck away, no matter how many times she promises. I wouldn't dog her if she had an ounce of talent, but she doesn't. Gyrating and lipsynching to overproduced, disposable pop music is not "talent".

I may not have 110 million dollars (but I'm well off), but I do look better than she does, dance and sing better than she does, ooze more sexuality in my pinky than she does with her whole body and at least when I open my mouth, I don't sound like an 8th grade, educated, country hick.

Oh yeah, I can dress myself, wash and comb my hair and take care of my skin on a regular basis. This seems to be something Britney hasn't mastered yet. My 4 year old can do this, why can't she?

So I ask you. Minus about 100 million dollars, what the fuck am I insecure over?

Posted by: Olivia at 04/08/05 7:44 AM | Reply
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Olivia i totaly agree with you, you don´t have to be a millionaire to look good take care of your health and be an well educated person. i´m not insecure at all. maybe you are an asshole that accutualy buy that crap that she does and think that is "ART" but i don´t think that lipsynch is art!
And there is some pretty god treatment for acne and is not that expensive and hard!

Posted by: Gabi at 04/08/05 9:07 AM | Reply
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I'm sorry but i really like Britney, her songs are good really and that she's sort of working class makes her songs more interesting e.g. "don't see nothin' wrong, spreadin' myself around" I think she's really pretty but its just that we're supposed to be dead thin, if she was really thin (as she probably knows) she could get away with everthing else, i remember loads of gorgeous blokes at school having spots and anyway, i saw her skin looking really clear with no make-up on recently, maybe she's just on holliday from dieting and stuff for the mo, she makes me feel better when i eat a choc bar or get a spot.

Posted by: Gemma at 04/27/05 12:17 PM | Reply
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That's pretty rediculous. Obviously she has something that makes her great because you guys are bitching about her. You dont have to jealous that she's in the spot light and you guys aren't take a chill pill and leave her alone, I'm sure Britney Spears has some kind of talent or else she wouldn't be in the new every day for every little thing that she does. Sure she wanted to be famous so she should deal with the stuff that gets said about her but shouldn't you guys leave that to people whose comments count? AKA not your, or mine for that matter... but my comment is for you guys to lay off and get a life. The only reason I even got to this site is because iw as looking for pictures of Mercedes off of america's next top model and well you know the internet...... PEACE, SAME!

Posted by: Dawn at 07/06/05 5:35 PM | Reply
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Brit is pregnant. Yes she's supposed to eat healthy but it's a little hard when you have cravings. So give her a little slack. But her husband is a deadbeat and I hope she never goes broke b/c then he's going out the door!!!!! And she's buying all of his affection and attention. But once again for the record she cant sing worth a damn!!!!!! Her tired ass croak in a throat voice is annoying to hear and once she gets her body back, she'll be in playboy b/c no one really wants to hear her sing or do fake ass Janet Jackson moves or moves that look like the exact duplicate of the hand dance from the movie Grease.

Posted by: Shells at 08/10/05 3:08 PM | Reply
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