Ashlee Simpson Drunk At A Toronto McDonalds
A customer caught it all on tape. Watch the video! Hilarious.
In her defense, she had acid reflux.
Posted at 10:46 AM
Tags: Ashlee Simpson
November 4, 2005
A customer caught it all on tape. Watch the video! Hilarious.
In her defense, she had acid reflux.
Posted at 10:46 AM
Tags: Ashlee Simpson
Stars! They're just like us!
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I do that kind of stuff all the time! I can relate to Ashlee!
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awesome, not only is she the dog ugly simpson, uglier than santa's little helper even, but she's a drunk. this is better than the bush twins getting busted for underage consumption.
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it's official. talking down to the poor is in.
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i feel dumber than a simpson daughter ... I can't get this shit to play
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Poverty is the new hip trend. Everyone's doing it, hell the entire city of New Orleans is the new Williamsburg.
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When Ashley bet the girl behind the counter five million dollars, did she mean American dollars or Canadian dollars? Could someone call her publicist and find out please?
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I wish Ashley Simpson was "not available to Canadians."
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Haha she drinks to compensate talent.
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This just makes me want to hang with Ash even more. Come on girl, the first round of Fuzzy Navels are on me!!!
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Joey Headset,
As someone who lives in an American city that looks south to see Canada (Detroit), your comment made me laugh out loud. Canadian money is so cute! It's a shame their dollar is gaining on ours as fast as Ashlee's career is going down the toilet.
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FYI Team Simpson has already gone into spin control. Ashlee just apologized for the incident this morning and blamed the whole thing on her drummer... and then she made this really cute 'Me so sorry face.' God love her.
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Eww, get the hell out of my city skank.
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If she tried that at a McDonald's here in Montréal, they'd throw her ugly ass in the deep fryer and turn her into a poutine.
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"blamed the whole thing on her drummer"
priceless
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oddly enough, she looked like she was lip-syncing even there...go figure...
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Oh my God I'm so happy, I thought I'd never see it after I heard about it.
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But see...if Ashlee gets that drunk and hangs out at McDonalds, that can only mean one thing.
I have a shot at her.
(And yes, I would. Absolutely.)
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Well, I guess that means that I have to stop showing up to McDonalds drunk, since Ashlee ruined it for the rest of us and it will never be cool again. Whos down for bong rips and Hardees?
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In all honesty has anyone else ever seen anything MORE american than that video?
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Montreal is bad a**. How do you add an accent over a letter when typing?
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Only a "Don't mess with Texas" shirt would make that more American
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freaken amazing. that's all i have to say. i saw it on the news last night and nearly died. long live the camera phone, long live ashlee simpson and her acid reflux.
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whoa, that shit went down just a few blocks from my place. I'VE EATEN THERE. I feel blessed.
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hahahahaha! that's so funny! yay ashlee! wow, that brought back a great (non-memory) of a 2:00 a.m. downtown san diego burger king drunken stop back in '98.
maybe they were trying to see if the manager had some prilosec.
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god what a talentless drunken whore! I love her.
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countdown to ashlee simpson playboy spread = 4 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 17 hours.
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You know what I realised? This could of happened a whole lot earlier. I mean did she had a clue that she could of pulled more drunken shit up here since the age is 19 for drinking? 18 for Montreal, but whoever said they would of turned her into Poutine is true.
The french don't fuck around.
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I live in Toronto and i can easily say this....
ONLY IN TORONTO YEAH but seriously, how can she still be able to make music
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She drinks until her singing sounds good to her, about 30 beers.
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i love reading the jealous rants of unsigned artists. you guys are so clever, so indie.
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Not an artist, just know crap when I hear it, unlike ashlee love, don't spend your whole piggybank on this ugly fake.
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OMG I totally eat there when I go home for Xmas.
Next time I'm there I will take photographs.
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The McDonald's employee should've let that no-talent skank ho fall on her ass!...and didn't that cow have dinner beforehand?
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Heeey, I've been to that McDonald's, it's the big one on Bloor Street just down from all those swanky niteclubs and high-end stores.
I wonder if Ashlee gave the ever-present homeless guy sitting outside some spare change... or maybe just threw up on him.
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Ashlee drunk at a McDonalds? Amazing.
This? " Scott said...
the newer version of extraordinary machine sucks compared to the Brion sessions. Fact. And your style of writing is annoying and too opinionated. "
WTF is that shit?
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i gotta get me a bodyguard/manager to assure everyone that everything is under control and all right when i get wasted and roll into mcdonald's. my friends usually just leave me to fend for myself. :(
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i didn't steal your burger
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I'm just as speechless as anyone else, yet I fear this thread will get flooded with "OMG Go Ashlee, be independent gurl, y'all don't know what ur talkin about" comments.
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When is this going to appear on the news.. or does nobody see the humor in this. She's a riot and keeps lowering her standards of being human every single year... poor little rich girl
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The comment that Ashlee blamed it on acid reflux made me laugh, even though that joke is getting old. I can't believe she got drunk, in public, at a MCDONALDS. Classy.
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hmm trust ashlee to be five weeks behind everyone else. didn't she know it's all about being drunk in convenience stores while on a ciggarette run rather than being drunk in macdonalds while on a munchies run?
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ashlee drunk i never thought this day would come
what was she doing up that late?If i was her body guard i would have strap her to that be and put tape around her mouth till she aint drunk anymore.
now my mom has to go somewhere else when we get drunk.
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what's her excuse now ha ha ha
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Ashlee looks like the backside of my balls. She is one stupid bitch, use the drive through you are too low class for McDonalds.
Anyone who buys her music will look at their cds in a couple years and not believe what stupid kids they were when they bought it.
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She is so gross even her Father won't sleep with her any more.
And there are two little things that will keep her from ever doing Playboy and they are not her nose or her ass.
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hey, i can't hear any sound. can anybody tell me what is said?
besides y'all r juss jellus u can't sing like her
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Trust me nobody is jealous of Asslees singing, since she can't sing at all. Kevin Federline has more talent of the two.
What is "Jellus" by the way? is that like Jello, when you are older than 10 you will realize that she sucks.
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Trust me nobody is jealous of Asslees singing, since she can't sing at all. Kevin Federline has more talent of the two.
What is "Jellus" by the way? is that like Jello? when you are older than 10 you will realize that she sucks.
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k, i forgot to put the quotes around it, i was being VERY VERY VERY sarcastic.
jellus is how the moron fans of her and britney types spell jealous. just like they can't spell just. it's now juss.
it's hard to convey sarcasm online huh? i guess the name retardo doesn't do what i thouhgt it would.
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Ashlee simpson still rockss! its good to get out and have fun once in a while. leave the girl alone.
i still love ya ashlee..
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wow, i knew she was a cocky diva! it just takes alcohol for her to be honest about how she really feels. i guess u can screw up on national television and still think that the world would worship you, kiss your foot and mangers nice to you.
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That makes me L.O.V.E Ashlee more than I already do.
She rocks. So what, she got drunk? she's legal in both Canada and US. Just cuz she's a celeb doesnt mean she cant do that.
Joey Fatone from NSYNC did the same thing, too....drunk and went to McDonalds and stuff....
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Ashlee is probably a light weight. (Light Weight = Someone who gets drunk off very little, usually a first timer. Light Weights usually make idiots of themselves too.)
I hope she doesn't think making an ass out of herself is cool and why are her fans on this blog rooting her on? Like she's just acomplished something admirable.
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since ashley can't get any good publicity for something decent she has acomplished...i guess a little media is good for the girl...we woundn't want jessica having ALL the brains in the family.
i reckon the whole simpson family are very stupid people. ashley would absolutly suck at school if she actualy had a decent education when she was young. I can see a reality T.V coming form this...
dummest celebrities
dummest celebrity family
are you dumber that ashley simpson
lip syncing like your favourite stars!...madonna...ashley simpson
sh*t, she's on the radio now. Word Up to Australia..."hollywood sucks you in, but it won't spit me out"....whhaaaa?! does that mean your going to be staying in hollywood...if so...get the fuck outta toronto...generally macca's...
nah just completly f**k off!
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ashley prob has nothing betta to do so i'm not at all suprised if she reads this shit here...
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CANADIANS SUCK!!!! YOU ROCK ASHLEY!!!
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The video didn't look that bad...so she was a little drunk, i've been worse lol. The problem is when Americans come up to Canada the don't realize we have real beer. So they drink like they are still at home drinking thier watered down beer/shit, then WHAM, it hits them haha
Cut the girl a break you've all been there, you know it.
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You know, the poor little rich girl CAN'T SING, CAN'T DANCE, HAS A FUGLY SISTER THAT SHE WANTS TO BE JUST LIKE, and HAS A BOY-BODY.....I THINK I'd BE A DRUNK TOO!!!! Save you Mickey-Dee money for a NOSE JOB....and SINGING LESSONS!
WHAT ARE WE DOING even paying this matter ANY ATTENTION!! I MUST BE BORED TO TEARS to even CARE enough to POST!!!
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Why?
She blames everyone else for her screwups.
Its not what she did its what came out of here mouth, she thinks shes gods gift to us.
if her voice gets anymore dubbed shes going to need a sound crew the next time she goes to macdonalds.
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i have been that drunk before, and so have all of u. i mean who r we to judge her for getting drunk and having a good time in canada! just give her some space she has had a hard time. the reason she is a recording artist is cuz she loves it not cuz it pays well. i give her props for standing up to the WHOLE WORLD... i expected this kind of reaction form americans but not canadians come on if a cleb cant have a good time here can they have a good time anywhere? i say the first person that can say they have never acted out when they were drunk can cast the first stone!!!!!
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If i had that nose i probably be drunk too...
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Yes i have been drunk and foolish as most of us have.
But i take responablty for my action drunk or otherwise.
I was there and got the up close and personal version now the tape you saw and if this is a refecltion of who she really is then she needs a spanking.
She acted like a spoiled little brat and here behavior after shows this is just that.
She has not once taken responablty for her action and this is hardly the first time shes has blamed others is it now.
Props for standing up?.. your kidding right?
Her dads the one reason shes in the news and not her.
She is a product of her dads press work and not her own talent, she got this handed to her on a plate and didn't have to work most of her life for it like most singers have (heck even her own sister).
What i say that night was a spoiled little brat who ripped into some poor guy on his birthday who wanted nothing more then a picture with someone he looked up too.
And did she take responablty for her actions or apoligize to the guy no.
She blamed the drummer and acid reflux, neither of which i saw mouthing off or climbing on the counter.
If i behaved so badly i would be kissing ass all over for treating people that way and hoping they would forgive me.
Stop making excuses for her for heaven sake, some people think beinf famous makes you above the rules as i sure russel crow did for hitting that poor guy with the phone.
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Sure we have all been drunk before, and made asses of ourselves but never would I think to tell someone to kiss my foot especialy if I was famous and it was a fan asking. That fan is the one that has made you who you are whether you deserve it or not. I am sure you would all agree if Jessica wasn't her sister none of us would know who the hell she is , never would she have gotten a record deal.
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Just because your sister can sing does not mean you can. to many people try to use the families concections to become famous
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Okay so many of us have been this drunk before but there is really no excuse for this in public especially when she is trying to build her reputation as a good singer after the whole SNL episode. While I do enjoy having fun, I do not consider fun as getting so drunk as making a fool out of yourself in public this should be in the confines of your own home. I wonder what her dad's past church members are thinking now, a daughter that rumor has it has slept around and can't seem to wear her wedding ring for the life of her and another daughter that is a lip syncing drunk. I sure hope they can get their family back to where they should be out of the gossip papers and doing music where their voices belong.
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I don't blame the guy... I mean who the hell would kiss Ashlee Simpson's foot? That's her Daddy's job!
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I still love Ashlee, no one is perfect, she got a little drunk, WHO DOES'NT??? Goooo Ashlee U ROCK.
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She's such a slut.
Lipsyncing, being drunk in mcdonald's what's next?
A sex tape with Ryan!?
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Woo,Ashlee is my world.So what she got drunk!Haha,I've probably done worse.Still love her!
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To you who said give her a break she has had a hard time? That is a load of bull. Wah wah poor little recording artist who makes more money than most of us could ever dream. She's had it sooo hard. She does it for the music not because it pays well? You need to wake up and join the real world. If she did it for the "music", all of hers wouldn't sound like it does: garbage.
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Ashlee is really annoying...Even more so than her sister Jesica...At least Jessica is attractive and can SING, even if she's a bimbo...Looks to me like a serious case of Prima Donnaism. Ashlee needs to get a life, that was totally lame. You'd think that being a millionare with acid reflux she would eat somewhere better than McDonalds.......Zoe
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Emily shaddup. You know she's a hack, just admit it :)
And I XDed hard at "In her defense, she had acid reflux."
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WHERE'S MY MCFLURRY DAMMIT?!?!?!
IWANNASEEYOURMANAGER BIYATCH!
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She is so gross even her dad won't sleep with her anymore, even though he L.O.V.E.s to screw her big nose.
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Dear o deary me!!!! What a tragic skank. We can only pray that she chokes on her burger. The McDonalds worker shoulda gone to town on her "live in my sisters shadow" ass. Im sooo glad that she isnt Aussie..
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Ashlee Simpson is the perfect example of white trash with money (Britney Spears, Tara Reid..etc.). It is not such a bad thing that shes drunk, even though she rants on about how she wants to be a role model for young girls. The video shows you how lame and ego-centric the bitch really is. She should honestly be thankful someone actually wants her autograph, because if it wasn't for her 15 fans she wouldn't even be on tv in the first place. Its really sad when you have to belittle a Mcdonald's employee who is probably 16 years old by betting them 5 million dollars (which should really go towards a nose job and vocal lessons). She better save her money because god knows her career is failing quicker than her sisters. I really don't mind her music, however its obvious that shes a fake and a poser trying to fit into a genre she knows nothing about. Until I saw this video I thought she was okay, but the fact that she thinks she's some fabulous celebrity that can belittle any mortal "peasant" as she wishes is lame. Ashlee Simpson needs a reality check and real artists who deserve to be famous need to take her place (Liz Phair). I hate both Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, they are both the most untalented human-beings ever. I'd rather read about Paris Hilton getting banged in a dumpster while eating Taco Bell off of Terri Hatchers Vagina before seeing either Simpson sister on tv or on the radio. Further more they are both ugly and have the most ugly facial features I've ever seen. Honestly they both look like Sloth from The Goonies.
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if ashlee did that in sydney (australia), she would have copped a slap in the face by one of the customers for taking so long...
bloody yankees.... theres nothing that amazes me from you lot anymore.
ashlee simpson is the perfect example of an american. its not the fact that she was drunk, hell, i drink every second night. its the fact she asked to have her feet kissed for her autograph.
why is it that for every proper singer that comes from you lot, you seem to dish out another 20 pathetic wanna be's who have all their songs written for them and cannot sing even if it killed them?
a bunch of pathetic degenerates if you ask me...
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so yeah, acid reflux...
Doesn't greasy food (like the kind you'd get at a mcdonalds) irritate that condition?
hmmmm
you'd think she's watch out for that stuff.
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Good on Ashlee, ok you may of wanted to hide your head the next morning after it all sank in what you did BUT that's life no one is perfect. No one in this world can say you have never done anything to put someone down or make a idiot out of your self. Ashlee there are alot of jealouse people in this world which is very sad.
Keep having fun in life as your along time dead.
Cheers Mate (Australia)
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Good on you Ashlee, ok you may of wanted to hide your head the next morning after it all sank in what you did BUT that's life no one is perfect. No one in this world can say you have never done anything to put someone down or make an idiot out of your self. Ashlee there are alot of jealouse people in this world which is very sad.
Keep having fun in life as your along time dead.
Cheers Mate (Australia)
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I don't understand why some people are saying that we should give her a break because she's had a "rough time." Does that give her a reason to be an egotistical idiot who thinks that just because she's famous and has a lot of money that she can talk to regular people like that? There is no excuse for her behavior, because if she were a "role model," she wouldn't have tried to degrade the pride of a poor young fan. She is forgetting that it's her fans who make her rich.
Basically, it's like you're saying that since she's famous, it's okay for her to tell people to kiss her feet. I don't think so. Famous or not, that's not very polite, especially for someone who's "supposedly" had a bad year and wants to prove herself to others. And what I don't understand is why is it whenever someone has an opinion that doesn't agree with someone else's opinion, they are automatically a "hater"?
That's why it's called "Freedom of Speech." This has nothing to do with me being a hater or whatever. It's about what's right and what's wrong.
Oh yeah, and by the way, not ALL Americans act that way. A lot of us actually have manners.
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My goodness, look toward thy gene pool. Another trashy self-aggrandizing flavor of the month trying to impress the impressionable with her "cutting edge" material. Hey Ash, I liked it better when you were lip-faking on SNL. At least your mouth was attempting something beneficial. Here's a novel idea, when you wake up in the morning and have nothing to offer, stay under the covers. Have a point you ignorant bitch!
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She should get nose lipo, hey Beyonce can get her stomach done every month why not her nose.
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LMAOOO is that for real?? oh dear hehehe mannn that bitch is lucky anyone even pays attention to her shes got nooo talent n never woulda been noticed if it werent for her older sis... stupid girl lol n yahh i cant get it 2 play either
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Ashlee, you go girl. We have all been there at some point in our life. Nothing taste better than a greasy burger at 1:30 in the morning when you are drunk. That's why we still love ya!!!
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I still love the bitch! I think shes awesome and seriously I bet everyone else here has done something of this nature while under the influence. Everyone seems to forget that shes still a real person with real feelings..... Who cares if she cant sing we'll leave that to her sister. Keep doing your thing Ashlee. Peace out Girl Scout!
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Wow, some of you on here are really retarded. Like you were never drunk in your life. Please, from now on, tell us about YOUR retarded incidences involving the public drunkenness, cause I'm sure you've been there. Frankly, if you took the time just to stick up nasty comments about someone who acts like every other human being, then I suggest you start laughing at yourselves from now on... I'd dare anyone who speaks bad about Ashlee to put themselves in her shoes, and have the general public mock them. I'd love to see them trying to not care about it. At least Ashlee's already been there and has gained strength from her weaknesses.
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Have you ever told anyone "Fuck You you wouldn't kiss my feet"?
If you did you would get punched in the face, Asslee looks like she has been punched many times, but she could use a few more stiff punches.
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