Ashlee Simpson Drunk At A Toronto McDonalds
A customer caught it all on tape. Watch the video! Hilarious.
In her defense, she had acid reflux.
Posted at 10:46 AM
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November 4, 2005
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I do that kind of stuff all the time! I can relate to Ashlee!
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awesome, not only is she the dog ugly simpson, uglier than santa's little helper even, but she's a drunk. this is better than the bush twins getting busted for underage consumption.
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it's official. talking down to the poor is in.
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i feel dumber than a simpson daughter ... I can't get this shit to play
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Poverty is the new hip trend. Everyone's doing it, hell the entire city of New Orleans is the new Williamsburg.
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When Ashley bet the girl behind the counter five million dollars, did she mean American dollars or Canadian dollars? Could someone call her publicist and find out please?
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I wish Ashley Simpson was "not available to Canadians."
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Haha she drinks to compensate talent.
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This just makes me want to hang with Ash even more. Come on girl, the first round of Fuzzy Navels are on me!!!
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Joey Headset,
As someone who lives in an American city that looks south to see Canada (Detroit), your comment made me laugh out loud. Canadian money is so cute! It's a shame their dollar is gaining on ours as fast as Ashlee's career is going down the toilet.
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FYI Team Simpson has already gone into spin control. Ashlee just apologized for the incident this morning and blamed the whole thing on her drummer... and then she made this really cute 'Me so sorry face.' God love her.
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Eww, get the hell out of my city skank.
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If she tried that at a McDonald's here in Montréal, they'd throw her ugly ass in the deep fryer and turn her into a poutine.
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"blamed the whole thing on her drummer"
priceless
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oddly enough, she looked like she was lip-syncing even there...go figure...
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Oh my God I'm so happy, I thought I'd never see it after I heard about it.
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But see...if Ashlee gets that drunk and hangs out at McDonalds, that can only mean one thing.
I have a shot at her.
(And yes, I would. Absolutely.)
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Well, I guess that means that I have to stop showing up to McDonalds drunk, since Ashlee ruined it for the rest of us and it will never be cool again. Whos down for bong rips and Hardees?
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In all honesty has anyone else ever seen anything MORE american than that video?
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Montreal is bad a**. How do you add an accent over a letter when typing?
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Only a "Don't mess with Texas" shirt would make that more American
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freaken amazing. that's all i have to say. i saw it on the news last night and nearly died. long live the camera phone, long live ashlee simpson and her acid reflux.
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whoa, that shit went down just a few blocks from my place. I'VE EATEN THERE. I feel blessed.
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hahahahaha! that's so funny! yay ashlee! wow, that brought back a great (non-memory) of a 2:00 a.m. downtown san diego burger king drunken stop back in '98.
maybe they were trying to see if the manager had some prilosec.
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god what a talentless drunken whore! I love her.
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countdown to ashlee simpson playboy spread = 4 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 17 hours.
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You know what I realised? This could of happened a whole lot earlier. I mean did she had a clue that she could of pulled more drunken shit up here since the age is 19 for drinking? 18 for Montreal, but whoever said they would of turned her into Poutine is true.
The french don't fuck around.
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I live in Toronto and i can easily say this....
ONLY IN TORONTO YEAH but seriously, how can she still be able to make music
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She drinks until her singing sounds good to her, about 30 beers.
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i love reading the jealous rants of unsigned artists. you guys are so clever, so indie.
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Not an artist, just know crap when I hear it, unlike ashlee love, don't spend your whole piggybank on this ugly fake.
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OMG I totally eat there when I go home for Xmas.
Next time I'm there I will take photographs.
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The McDonald's employee should've let that no-talent skank ho fall on her ass!...and didn't that cow have dinner beforehand?
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Heeey, I've been to that McDonald's, it's the big one on Bloor Street just down from all those swanky niteclubs and high-end stores.
I wonder if Ashlee gave the ever-present homeless guy sitting outside some spare change... or maybe just threw up on him.
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Ashlee drunk at a McDonalds? Amazing.
This? " Scott said...
the newer version of extraordinary machine sucks compared to the Brion sessions. Fact. And your style of writing is annoying and too opinionated. "
WTF is that shit?
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i gotta get me a bodyguard/manager to assure everyone that everything is under control and all right when i get wasted and roll into mcdonald's. my friends usually just leave me to fend for myself. :(
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i didn't steal your burger
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I'm just as speechless as anyone else, yet I fear this thread will get flooded with "OMG Go Ashlee, be independent gurl, y'all don't know what ur talkin about" comments.
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When is this going to appear on the news.. or does nobody see the humor in this. She's a riot and keeps lowering her standards of being human every single year... poor little rich girl
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The comment that Ashlee blamed it on acid reflux made me laugh, even though that joke is getting old. I can't believe she got drunk, in public, at a MCDONALDS. Classy.
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hmm trust ashlee to be five weeks behind everyone else. didn't she know it's all about being drunk in convenience stores while on a ciggarette run rather than being drunk in macdonalds while on a munchies run?
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ashlee drunk i never thought this day would come
what was she doing up that late?If i was her body guard i would have strap her to that be and put tape around her mouth till she aint drunk anymore.
now my mom has to go somewhere else when we get drunk.
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what's her excuse now ha ha ha
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Ashlee looks like the backside of my balls. She is one stupid bitch, use the drive through you are too low class for McDonalds.
Anyone who buys her music will look at their cds in a couple years and not believe what stupid kids they were when they bought it.
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She is so gross even her Father won't sleep with her any more.
And there are two little things that will keep her from ever doing Playboy and they are not her nose or her ass.
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hey, i can't hear any sound. can anybody tell me what is said?
besides y'all r juss jellus u can't sing like her
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Trust me nobody is jealous of Asslees singing, since she can't sing at all. Kevin Federline has more talent of the two.
What is "Jellus" by the way? is that like Jello, when you are older than 10 you will realize that she sucks.
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Trust me nobody is jealous of Asslees singing, since she can't sing at all. Kevin Federline has more talent of the two.
What is "Jellus" by the way? is that like Jello? when you are older than 10 you will realize that she sucks.
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k, i forgot to put the quotes around it, i was being VERY VERY VERY sarcastic.
jellus is how the moron fans of her and britney types spell jealous. just like they can't spell just. it's now juss.
it's hard to convey sarcasm online huh? i guess the name retardo doesn't do what i thouhgt it would.
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Ashlee simpson still rockss! its good to get out and have fun once in a while. leave the girl alone.
i still love ya ashlee..
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wow, i knew she was a cocky diva! it just takes alcohol for her to be honest about how she really feels. i guess u can screw up on national television and still think that the world would worship you, kiss your foot and mangers nice to you.
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That makes me L.O.V.E Ashlee more than I already do.
She rocks. So what, she got drunk? she's legal in both Canada and US. Just cuz she's a celeb doesnt mean she cant do that.
Joey Fatone from NSYNC did the same thing, too....drunk and went to McDonalds and stuff....
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Ashlee is probably a light weight. (Light Weight = Someone who gets drunk off very little, usually a first timer. Light Weights usually make idiots of themselves too.)
I hope she doesn't think making an ass out of herself is cool and why are her fans on this blog rooting her on? Like she's just acomplished something admirable.
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since ashley can't get any good publicity for something decent she has acomplished...i guess a little media is good for the girl...we woundn't want jessica having ALL the brains in the family.
i reckon the whole simpson family are very stupid people. ashley would absolutly suck at school if she actualy had a decent education when she was young. I can see a reality T.V coming form this...
dummest celebrities
dummest celebrity family
are you dumber that ashley simpson
lip syncing like your favourite stars!...madonna...ashley simpson
sh*t, she's on the radio now. Word Up to Australia..."hollywood sucks you in, but it won't spit me out"....whhaaaa?! does that mean your going to be staying in hollywood...if so...get the fuck outta toronto...generally macca's...
nah just completly f**k off!
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ashley prob has nothing betta to do so i'm not at all suprised if she reads this shit here...
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CANADIANS SUCK!!!! YOU ROCK ASHLEY!!!
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The video didn't look that bad...so she was a little drunk, i've been worse lol. The problem is when Americans come up to Canada the don't realize we have real beer. So they drink like they are still at home drinking thier watered down beer/shit, then WHAM, it hits them haha
Cut the girl a break you've all been there, you know it.
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You know, the poor little rich girl CAN'T SING, CAN'T DANCE, HAS A FUGLY SISTER THAT SHE WANTS TO BE JUST LIKE, and HAS A BOY-BODY.....I THINK I'd BE A DRUNK TOO!!!! Save you Mickey-Dee money for a NOSE JOB....and SINGING LESSONS!
WHAT ARE WE DOING even paying this matter ANY ATTENTION!! I MUST BE BORED TO TEARS to even CARE enough to POST!!!
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Why?
She blames everyone else for her screwups.
Its not what she did its what came out of here mouth, she thinks shes gods gift to us.
if her voice gets anymore dubbed shes going to need a sound crew the next time she goes to macdonalds.
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i have been that drunk before, and so have all of u. i mean who r we to judge her for getting drunk and having a good time in canada! just give her some space she has had a hard time. the reason she is a recording artist is cuz she loves it not cuz it pays well. i give her props for standing up to the WHOLE WORLD... i expected this kind of reaction form americans but not canadians come on if a cleb cant have a good time here can they have a good time anywhere? i say the first person that can say they have never acted out when they were drunk can cast the first stone!!!!!
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If i had that nose i probably be drunk too...
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Yes i have been drunk and foolish as most of us have.
But i take responablty for my action drunk or otherwise.
I was there and got the up close and personal version now the tape you saw and if this is a refecltion of who she really is then she needs a spanking.
She acted like a spoiled little brat and here behavior after shows this is just that.
She has not once taken responablty for her action and this is hardly the first time shes has blamed others is it now.
Props for standing up?.. your kidding right?
Her dads the one reason shes in the news and not her.
She is a product of her dads press work and not her own talent, she got this handed to her on a plate and didn't have to work most of her life for it like most singers have (heck even her own sister).
What i say that night was a spoiled little brat who ripped into some poor guy on his birthday who wanted nothing more then a picture with someone he looked up too.
And did she take responablty for her actions or apoligize to the guy no.
She blamed the drummer and acid reflux, neither of which i saw mouthing off or climbing on the counter.
If i behaved so badly i would be kissing ass all over for treating people that way and hoping they would forgive me.
Stop making excuses for her for heaven sake, some people think beinf famous makes you above the rules as i sure russel crow did for hitting that poor guy with the phone.
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Sure we have all been drunk before, and made asses of ourselves but never would I think to tell someone to kiss my foot especialy if I was famous and it was a fan asking. That fan is the one that has made you who you are whether you deserve it or not. I am sure you would all agree if Jessica wasn't her sister none of us would know who the hell she is , never would she have gotten a record deal.
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Just because your sister can sing does not mean you can. to many people try to use the families concections to become famous
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Okay so many of us have been this drunk before but there is really no excuse for this in public especially when she is trying to build her reputation as a good singer after the whole SNL episode. While I do enjoy having fun, I do not consider fun as getting so drunk as making a fool out of yourself in public this should be in the confines of your own home. I wonder what her dad's past church members are thinking now, a daughter that rumor has it has slept around and can't seem to wear her wedding ring for the life of her and another daughter that is a lip syncing drunk. I sure hope they can get their family back to where they should be out of the gossip papers and doing music where their voices belong.
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I don't blame the guy... I mean who the hell would kiss Ashlee Simpson's foot? That's her Daddy's job!
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I still love Ashlee, no one is perfect, she got a little drunk, WHO DOES'NT??? Goooo Ashlee U ROCK.
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She's such a slut.
Lipsyncing, being drunk in mcdonald's what's next?
A sex tape with Ryan!?
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Woo,Ashlee is my world.So what she got drunk!Haha,I've probably done worse.Still love her!
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To you who said give her a break she has had a hard time? That is a load of bull. Wah wah poor little recording artist who makes more money than most of us could ever dream. She's had it sooo hard. She does it for the music not because it pays well? You need to wake up and join the real world. If she did it for the "music", all of hers wouldn't sound like it does: garbage.
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Ashlee is really annoying...Even more so than her sister Jesica...At least Jessica is attractive and can SING, even if she's a bimbo...Looks to me like a serious case of Prima Donnaism. Ashlee needs to get a life, that was totally lame. You'd think that being a millionare with acid reflux she would eat somewhere better than McDonalds.......Zoe
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Emily shaddup. You know she's a hack, just admit it :)
And I XDed hard at "In her defense, she had acid reflux."
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WHERE'S MY MCFLURRY DAMMIT?!?!?!
IWANNASEEYOURMANAGER BIYATCH!
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She is so gross even her dad won't sleep with her anymore, even though he L.O.V.E.s to screw her big nose.
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Dear o deary me!!!! What a tragic skank. We can only pray that she chokes on her burger. The McDonalds worker shoulda gone to town on her "live in my sisters shadow" ass. Im sooo glad that she isnt Aussie..
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Ashlee Simpson is the perfect example of white trash with money (Britney Spears, Tara Reid..etc.). It is not such a bad thing that shes drunk, even though she rants on about how she wants to be a role model for young girls. The video shows you how lame and ego-centric the bitch really is. She should honestly be thankful someone actually wants her autograph, because if it wasn't for her 15 fans she wouldn't even be on tv in the first place. Its really sad when you have to belittle a Mcdonald's employee who is probably 16 years old by betting them 5 million dollars (which should really go towards a nose job and vocal lessons). She better save her money because god knows her career is failing quicker than her sisters. I really don't mind her music, however its obvious that shes a fake and a poser trying to fit into a genre she knows nothing about. Until I saw this video I thought she was okay, but the fact that she thinks she's some fabulous celebrity that can belittle any mortal "peasant" as she wishes is lame. Ashlee Simpson needs a reality check and real artists who deserve to be famous need to take her place (Liz Phair). I hate both Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, they are both the most untalented human-beings ever. I'd rather read about Paris Hilton getting banged in a dumpster while eating Taco Bell off of Terri Hatchers Vagina before seeing either Simpson sister on tv or on the radio. Further more they are both ugly and have the most ugly facial features I've ever seen. Honestly they both look like Sloth from The Goonies.
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if ashlee did that in sydney (australia), she would have copped a slap in the face by one of the customers for taking so long...
bloody yankees.... theres nothing that amazes me from you lot anymore.
ashlee simpson is the perfect example of an american. its not the fact that she was drunk, hell, i drink every second night. its the fact she asked to have her feet kissed for her autograph.
why is it that for every proper singer that comes from you lot, you seem to dish out another 20 pathetic wanna be's who have all their songs written for them and cannot sing even if it killed them?
a bunch of pathetic degenerates if you ask me...
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so yeah, acid reflux...
Doesn't greasy food (like the kind you'd get at a mcdonalds) irritate that condition?
hmmmm
you'd think she's watch out for that stuff.
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Good on Ashlee, ok you may of wanted to hide your head the next morning after it all sank in what you did BUT that's life no one is perfect. No one in this world can say you have never done anything to put someone down or make a idiot out of your self. Ashlee there are alot of jealouse people in this world which is very sad.
Keep having fun in life as your along time dead.
Cheers Mate (Australia)
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Good on you Ashlee, ok you may of wanted to hide your head the next morning after it all sank in what you did BUT that's life no one is perfect. No one in this world can say you have never done anything to put someone down or make an idiot out of your self. Ashlee there are alot of jealouse people in this world which is very sad.
Keep having fun in life as your along time dead.
Cheers Mate (Australia)
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I don't understand why some people are saying that we should give her a break because she's had a "rough time." Does that give her a reason to be an egotistical idiot who thinks that just because she's famous and has a lot of money that she can talk to regular people like that? There is no excuse for her behavior, because if she were a "role model," she wouldn't have tried to degrade the pride of a poor young fan. She is forgetting that it's her fans who make her rich.
Basically, it's like you're saying that since she's famous, it's okay for her to tell people to kiss her feet. I don't think so. Famous or not, that's not very polite, especially for someone who's "supposedly" had a bad year and wants to prove herself to others. And what I don't understand is why is it whenever someone has an opinion that doesn't agree with someone else's opinion, they are automatically a "hater"?
That's why it's called "Freedom of Speech." This has nothing to do with me being a hater or whatever. It's about what's right and what's wrong.
Oh yeah, and by the way, not ALL Americans act that way. A lot of us actually have manners.
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My goodness, look toward thy gene pool. Another trashy self-aggrandizing flavor of the month trying to impress the impressionable with her "cutting edge" material. Hey Ash, I liked it better when you were lip-faking on SNL. At least your mouth was attempting something beneficial. Here's a novel idea, when you wake up in the morning and have nothing to offer, stay under the covers. Have a point you ignorant bitch!
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She should get nose lipo, hey Beyonce can get her stomach done every month why not her nose.
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LMAOOO is that for real?? oh dear hehehe mannn that bitch is lucky anyone even pays attention to her shes got nooo talent n never woulda been noticed if it werent for her older sis... stupid girl lol n yahh i cant get it 2 play either
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Ashlee, you go girl. We have all been there at some point in our life. Nothing taste better than a greasy burger at 1:30 in the morning when you are drunk. That's why we still love ya!!!
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I still love the bitch! I think shes awesome and seriously I bet everyone else here has done something of this nature while under the influence. Everyone seems to forget that shes still a real person with real feelings..... Who cares if she cant sing we'll leave that to her sister. Keep doing your thing Ashlee. Peace out Girl Scout!
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Wow, some of you on here are really retarded. Like you were never drunk in your life. Please, from now on, tell us about YOUR retarded incidences involving the public drunkenness, cause I'm sure you've been there. Frankly, if you took the time just to stick up nasty comments about someone who acts like every other human being, then I suggest you start laughing at yourselves from now on... I'd dare anyone who speaks bad about Ashlee to put themselves in her shoes, and have the general public mock them. I'd love to see them trying to not care about it. At least Ashlee's already been there and has gained strength from her weaknesses.
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Have you ever told anyone "Fuck You you wouldn't kiss my feet"?
If you did you would get punched in the face, Asslee looks like she has been punched many times, but she could use a few more stiff punches.
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hahaha! i think this is classic. If mcdonalds was open that late where i live i would go and eat there every time i drank. Its fine that she drank in my opinion, its funny that she made a fool of herself, but the betting thing and the foot kissing was not cool at all. lastly, i dont think shes a "horrible" talent, but shes doing something right since shes one of the few who could hold to a 5 million dollar wager. peace late. by the way, this video makes me want to get hammered and go to del taco.
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I'm with Mel - she's the drunken whore I never had - that being said, if I were a manager at McDonalds and Ashlee Simpson told me I could become a roady in her band and leave my job if I kissed her foot, I'd toss the apron down and say "the Lady's foot reigneth over the dirty french fries from the floor".
can anyone find another episode like this in a hurry before my mind goes back to the reality of my job here at McDonalds?
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I dont get what the big deal is. Im positive people have done worse things when drinking! I've seen it!~ mello out people. its FUNNY!
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Blames her drummer? why is it that little Ashlee blames all her problems on someone or something else? Got caught lip syncing on SNL- blames her band for playing the wrong song, then blames her acid reflux condition, gets boo-ed at some football game-blames the band again. Why can't this girl just fess up and take responsiblity for her actions. I highly doubt her drummer forced liquor down her throat and forced her into a McDonald's.
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Did she ever get her burger by the way? Most people like to drink, hell, get trashed (I know I do). But the thing is, if I were to do that,(which I wouldn't) I would probably be arrested. I think she was just rude. Even for all of you girls who "just loooove" this girl and even talk about emulating her should really take some time for a reality check. Wow, you're pretty cool, huh? I wish America could deport her!
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I don't like ashley anymore than ya'll do, her music is low quality for sure, but, everyone lip-synchs shows, its industry standard, even eminem stopped singing and let the lyrics keep going when he was on SNL to make a point of it to people. That's not even an issue. As for being drunk in Mcdonalds, funny but not damning, I've been drunk in public and if you haven't, then you haven't lived, 'cause it happens. She still sucks though.
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The Aussie's comments are really funny.
She's an "ugly American." Her actions are what make us hated around the world, like wearing cargo shorts in Paris. Please don't judge all American's by our celebs-they tend to be under-educated about everything that doesnt directly affect them. There are a few good people in this country.
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The Aussie's comments are really funny.
She's an "ugly American." Her actions are what make us hated around the world, like wearing cargo shorts in Paris. Please don't judge all American's by our celebs-they tend to be under-educated about everything that doesnt directly affect them. There are a few good people in this country.
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OK: she can't sing, she's rude to people (including her fans), alot of people think she's ugly (although I don't - I mean ugly? Come on...), she's been caught lipsyncing live on tv in front of millions, so why is she a star? Are people that into the cult of personalty, are people so hungry for someone to worship? Go back to church.
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what a loser, she has no talent no class and she's fucking ugly.
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ashlee is a slut
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Ashley's acid reflux Dr. should have warned her that the consumption of alcolhol only makes the reflux problem worse. Her next excuse will be that Canada's high alcohol percentage ruined her voice, call up papa Joe and whine and cry to someone that cares!!!!!
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why in the fu**** world u ppl mention britney here as a white trash etc etc, ashlee isnt like britney, britney is a diva, so plz dont compare brit (she may not sing, but trust me she is a show girl n she knows how to entertain ppl, n thats what an artist is for) with ashlee keep brit out of ur comments
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I think Ashlee really screwed up and never takes any responsibility for her actions.
She may be an idiot - but is still really hot looking!!! She is the best looking singer out there. Hope she stay famous, so her pictures will be out there!
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She is so stupid, that just makes all Americans look bad in Canada, shame on her life.
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Ashlee will look beautiful, only if she gets a HUGE NOSE JOB, then she'll look normal, like me.
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Ashlee will look beautiful, only if she gets a HUGE NOSE JOB, then she'll look normal.
I AM SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just when I thought it was OK to like Ashlee again, she acts like a stupid spoiled whore! What a great career move! What's next, a home porno or a season on "The Sureal Life"? Thank god that her parrents have Jessica to fall back on!
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whats funny is that i was at that mcdonalds 2 hours before.. what a small world. yes my favourite part would have to be when she says 'bitch stop talking to me, i'm nice" HAHAHA. classic.
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I am so relieved to have someone like her representing my country, destroying the greedy arrogant American stereotype. Seriously, can you guys keep her?
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All complaints are to be directed to Max Rothstein, aka Sumner Redstone, CEO of Viacom, who owns MTV, who made her famous, i.e. shoved her down our throats until we couldn't help but swallow.
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HAHA! That was awesome. What a dumbass. I saw that comment about her apologizing with a "me so sorry" face, kinda like the one she made on SNL, huh? Talk about trying to pour some sugar on the wound. WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!!!!
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ashlee is a disgrace and a spoiled bitch. she should have been BEAT DOWN and arrested. i still can't believe that someone actually wanted a picture with her. wow.
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OMG!!!!!!
OKAY....WHO HASN'T BEEN DRUNK AND CRAWLED INTO A MCDONALDS BEFORE???
WHO FUCKING CARES!?!? IT'S HUMAN. EVERYONE'S DONE IT!!! (if you haven't, you need to get out more!)
If anything, this makes me like Ashlee more! It makes me feel less bad about the mistakes I've made seeing how even the world's most famous, richest and beautiful people do things like this too!
Those of you from Toronto, ya know Fran's Restaurant on Church St.? I've totally barfed all over it on a drunken night...Embarrassing, yeah, but so what. I have high grades and im in University. It's all about the balance!
Leave Ashlee alone!
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Nothing like a future VH1's "Where Are the Drunk Morons Now?" episode.
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I agree with the comment above, yes we all make mistakes, yes we've all been there. Yes, to err is human, however, it's what we do afterwards that makes us a good person or not. Blamming anyone but yourself and refusing to take responsability for your actions is where Ashlee is at fault. That's what she should be ashamed for. Just like the SNL fiasco. She needs to learn to say sorry. But hey she's still a kid, maybe that will come later. Hopefully she learns from this.
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u kno, it's quite disappointing that she did something like that, but it's her life, not yours. or mine. and think about it, she's only 21. most 21-year-olds do stupid things. she'll prolly learn. and if not, oh well. it's her business and if she wants to get drunk and go trash a mickey d's, that's her business.
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Hey, Katie, tell me how Canada sucks. At least we have a leader that knows what he's doing. I think it was going a little extreme that Ashlee's more talentless than K-Fed. Have you heard HIS "song" yet?
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Hey, Not funny! My sister is pretty, talented, and beautiful.. oh, pretty and beautiful mean the same thing right? Well, anyways, she is all of those things and more. What more you ask???
Ok, well, she can dance... she invented her own style , not immitating others, she jerks around with her butt crack hangin out... that is so cool. So, quit being mean to my sister or I will sign up for a second season of the newlyweds! Or better yet, I will start a new reality show called the simpsons... oh, it won't be a cartoon either! So there!
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Oh my gosh! Do people have too much time on their hands or what? There are far more important things to be worrying about than Ashley Simpson's drunken episodes at Mcdonalds.. for instance, Was it right for American to take all that land from Mexico in 1848?
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Who the hell cares like no one has ever been drunk before and done something dumb. Everyone needs to get over themselves and worry about there own lives. Anyone who has all shit to say is just jealous of her and her lifestyle you all know you would take her talent, her money, and her looks if you could. I am sure that everyone can find something on them they would like to change so you all need to get real and stop hating on her. Or go get a drink because you have obviously not ever had a good drunken night where you did or said something stupid. BOTTOMS UP!!!!!!!!!!!! CHHERS AHSLEY!!
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whatever its all good. i work there. no biggie. o shit a celebrity came in..:O drunk..and acted drunk.. you know.
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Cmon. Every Canadian knows Toronto shouldn't count as Canada. Anyone whos ever met anyone from there knows what im talking about. Plus they all like Darcy Tucker. Probably Brett Hull too. Alaska for Southern Ontario straight across!
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dammit ashlee not only have you made a complete ass of yourself again, but you've also make a shitpoor impression on the Canadians...how do you think that makes the rest of us Americans look. You stupid talentless waste.
(Canada...you sure you don't want to keep her...?....please?...anyone...China? you want her?...come on ANYONE?)
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get over it she's human like the rest of us and you guys wouldn't guve a shit if she wasn't a celebrity
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Do you know what fast food workers do to the food when people are obnoxious and rude to them? If I was wasted beyond belief in a McDonalds or any other greasy dive I would be saying please and thank you because I wouldn't want any "special" sauce on my sandwich! Something to think about for all of those who say I've done that too who hasn't! Maybe if you're waking up sick the next day it's not from the alcohol!
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wow, i like her hair colour...it really matches her brain.. :|
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TO ME IT SHOWS THEIR IS SOMETHING BOTHERING HER,HER FATHER USES BOTH HIS GIRLS TO MAKE MONEY AND HE SUPPOSED TO BE A CHRISTIAN. THE WHOLE FAMLIY HAS SOLD THEIR SOULS.
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Thats just hilarious. Thats all I have to say.
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Not that i have anything against blonds, but why are they always the ones to be drunk at mcdonalds and walk out with nothing but puke on their shoes. Only if she was at Montreal Mcdonalds, i would throw my apple juice at her.
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ALEXIS..... Stop wishing Ashley is gonna see what you write and call u up and ask to be her friend so you both can go trash a Mcdonalds like the cool people do.
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Can you play the Ashlee Simpson video from McDonald's on this site?
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That should help her career! Way to go!
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I would kiss that bitched foot either, so Fuck you too.
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Too bad Ashley didn't get her meal afterall . .
she could've Burger-sinc it, without actually eating it, in a vain attempt to revive her sinking "sinc'n" career!
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"(Canada...you sure you don't want to keep her...?....please?...anyone...China? you want her?...come on ANYONE?)"
Ha ha! Good stuff. Don't worry Ashlee - life will evolve on another planet or maybe another country.
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This just in: Ashlee and K-Fed doing a "retard-for-grabs" duet.
classic
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This just in: Ashlee and K-Fed doing a "retard-for-grabs" duet.
classic
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I found this by just screwing around, and WOW!!! some people have WAY WAY too much time on there hands! WHO CARES! worry about your own lives!!!
who cares about Simpson!
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ashlee rules i dont know why they pick on her so much!!!! shes still the same fab singer i mean if i got drunk and did the same thing they wouldnt be as dicky and piss weak as this JUST COZ SHE HAD A FEw!!!! the press needs 2 go and stop stalking everyone heres a message 2 da press: STOP STALKING PEOPLE JUST COZ UR JELOUSE THAT U DIDNT MAKE IT AS A SINGER OR WATEVA!!!!!!!! so yeah whos wit me????? ashlee STILL rocks and no video iz gonna change that fact and plus thay deserve 2 kiss her feet shes sooo COOL!!!!!! i fully relate 2 her cyas em
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get screwed all u dumb fucks that say ashlee sucks! us r weeners crall back up ur mothas cunts!!!!!!!
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jeez i never knew all you yanks and canadians were so beautifull for all of you to be able to all say she is ugly, you say she cant sing ...like thats a new concept in mass manufactured singers, most of the others like her cant sing either, even funnier she seems to be probably making a lot of cash from "not being able to sing " , for each of you that bag her theres another ten that love her ... and drunk in mcdonalds ???? shock horror - thats a regular occurance in any mcdonalds around australia on any saturday night, personally, im not into her music but so what, i dont care if she gets pissed , i dont care if she can or cant sing . it's sad that all of you have so little time to look after each other and so much time to criticise anyone who's doing something you cant .
all of you ....get a life , ignore celebrities and they will go away , you turned on their celebrity status by commenting on all this crap and you can just as quickly turn it off by simply ignoring them and their normal behaviour.
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"bitch stop talking to me i'm nice"? thats almost an oxymoron :D HAHAHAHA.............. she's funny
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Blamed it on the drummer???
HAHAHA Good on ya mate, real mature
Australian radio stations cant get enough of your new low!!
WE LOVE YOU! HAHAHA You've made my afternoon drive home!
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I thought you had to either be good looking OR have talent to be in show biz, she is just an out of pitch, pimply nose on a boy's body.
I would buy a ticket to her show just to pelt her with Rolaids.
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I want to defect....help!
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i just love all the people who write long ass paragraphs about what a horrible person ashlee simspon is. and that all her fans are stupid for liking her. esp. when they add "she needs a nose job".
get over it. this makes me love her even more. she keeps it real.
i cant sing. i get drunk and go to mcdonalds. i want to be her best friend. :)
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its not like no one else hasnt done it!!everyone gets drunk now and then and makes a fool of them selves!! but i still love her shes still my favorite!!!
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wow ppl on here are mean shes really not that bad theres enough hate in the world if you dont like it its really not all that cool to rant about it just hush up oh and for that one who said she prolly has nothing better to do than read these, yeah you might want to think about that for a minute.
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THE POINT IS SHE IS SUPPOSE TO BE A ROLE MODEL, WHAT KIND OF A ROLE MODEL IS SHE IF SHE IS TREATING PEOPLE LIKE THIS, YOU MAKE ALL AMERICANS LOOK IGNORNANT, THANKS FOR REPRESENTING OUR COUNTRY...WILL SOMEONE ELSE TAKE HER?
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You know what? Everyone is making a big deal about what happened just because its "ashlee"! I mean, it happends all the time.. mabey not identically to that scene but seriously, How many of you have acually gone to mcd's wasted and acted stupid???
She's a regular teenager just like everyone else... shes not a saint. So get over it everyone!!!
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Oh she is so Ashlee! I just love her more, she is so her and not fake at all, she said so!
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I was totally serious....I really need help! I need to move out of this stupid country with it's stupid leaders and sorry excuses for entertainment! SOS!!! Get me outta here!!!
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i think she is still hot and a great singer..... one mistake...oh well!!!!! Rock on Ashlee
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I love Ashlee! and I think that it is soo funny about the whole Mcdonalds thing! (She's ASHLEE SIMPSON! she can do whatevr she wants!!!)
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I love Ashlee! and I think that it is soo funny about the whole McDonalds thing! (She's ASHLEE SIMPSON! she can do whatever she wants!!!)
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i think it was a bad thing and it wasnt a big deal.....the albulm is awesome and so is the video
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to the person that said she is "representing our country". i'm sorry but that is complete crap. who voted her "country representative"? cuz i demand a re-vote.
she didn't sign up to be a role model either. she is an ENTERTAINER. and if you choose to look up to someone you dont know one thing about. then maybe thats something you need to re-evaluate.
just because she is a celebrity doesn't mean she it better than anyone. and if you all are shocked that a 22 yr old acted like THAT then i would seriously LOVE to meet you.
should we be disappointed that she said what she said? and did what she did? maybe. but people all over the world act like this everyday. it's sad. but it's human. and if you expect celebrity's to act any different. than you seriously need a reality check!
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There is nothing in Ashlee Simpson that should be admired. For you fans, GET A LIFE, find better things to spend your money on, like helping others! And for you people that hate her, stop wasting your time use it on better things like helping others!
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I was actually at the McDonalds on Bloor at the time! Wow, is she screwed up or what! She wanted the guy to kiss her feet for an autograph!
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I did the exact same thing in an American Mc Donalds..............Where's my publicity?????
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hilarious - me and my friends drunk many times at Collins St Melbourne Maccas, shes on the Party programme!
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while i dont think its a big deal being drunk at maccas i do think its a big deal that she acted like a complete biatch. anyone who asks someone to 'kiss their feet' should be punched in the face- HARD.
so disrespectful- what an absolute dickhead. blaming it on something other than her own stupidity is also low.
shes not a teenager, shes 21- time to fkin grow up princess
btw so hilarious about the 'secret sauce' v true as well!
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Pelt the cunt with Rolaids and Tums.
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Ewww. Ashlee simpson is trash- nasty!!! I have been there drunk after a night with the girls..but I can safetly say I would never climb on countertops, demand to see managers or tell a fan to kiss my feet. How can some of you say this is great? She degraded the staff and her fan and she's a gross example of a human being. I'm sure the Smpson family will cover this up fast..as they did SNL and when dear ashlee literally got BOOED OUT at the halftime show at the superbowl. never really heard aboout that..they do well covering things up, Ill give them that.
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hahaha thats hilarious she seriously does know how to screw up in public and blames it on her drummer thats a classic i feel sorry for her cos shes so retarded so is the rest of her family i mean jessica simpson is just as bad i mean is it just me or is jessica simpson and ashlee simpson really ugly i mean its just make-up that makes them look half decent and they both have those fat nose i mean they are like millionaires cant they at least afford a nose job oh yeah and im an aussie and nobody really thinks americans are like all dumb and all i just dont get why everyone thinks we have like kangaroos and shit hopping round our streets i mean wtf i have never even seen a kangaroo oh yeah flodence i live in melbourne to ur right staff at collind st maccas are real vulnrable any way ashlee simpson is a un talented waste of space and she should stop thinking shes all that when she really is a fucked up hoe
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I smell a George Michael-inspired upcoming music video with actual footage, in a song against the trappings of fame and being criticized for it in the vein of Britney Spears (the resemblance to Britney is there with the blond hair) and Eminem (also a strking resemblance)...watch this space...
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The poor girls career is gone all she has left is getting drunk and hanging out at mcdonalds causing a scene, sad really...
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Sure everyone gets drunk and goes to mcdonalds, but most of us down crawl on the counter, or call the employees names ( i worked in fast food, thats not a good plan) and the worst part was she tried to make a fan kiss her feet, come on now why is she still famous??? Shes a nut case that cant sing\
p.s. punk is dead
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Ashlees a mad bitch,
thats the best thing i've ever seen what afrikken champ ahhahaa
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FUCK OFF EVERYONE RIPPING ON ASHLEE ATLEAST SHE AHS FUKEN MONEY ALL U PORE BITCHES U'S ARE SO JELOUS GET FUCKED!
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FUCK OFF EVERYONE RIPPING ON ASHLEE ATLEAST SHE HAS FUKEN MONEY ALL U PORE BITCHES U'S ARE SO JELOUS GET FUCKED!
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Ashlee Simpson is a whore. No, that's childish... Ashlee Simpson is a no-talent ass clown.
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what a fucktard.
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who wants to kiss her nasty ass fungus filled feet.
gross.
shes nasty.
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Everybody has to stop being haters. Some think she is hot, and others do not. Some love her singing and others hate it....etc. At the end of the day she is making her millions more than anyone here is going to see in their lifetime. So what, if chooses to relieve her stress by getting drunk. It's not like all of you out there are such saints. Oh by the way, none of really know her personally - so stop the madness, FOOLS.
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hmm.. i heard about this on the radio and decided to check up on it today, cos im so dayum bored!
but seriously, if she's a star she needs to act responsibly in public cos she's a role model for a lot of people out there, n if they see her acting like an idiot, theyll think its "cool", when it can get a lot of people in trouble.
i feel sorry for her.. almost... *emphasis on the "almost*
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In her defense,Canadian beer is by far stronger compared to that of the states.She's a dumb whore;her true colors really did shine through that night.Thinking she's all high and mighty because of her status.And the people saying "stop it you're all haters" ROFL at you.You should be ashamed.How old are you 12-13?She has no talent,she's only in the industry because of her sister,she is rather unattractive,her voice is shit,and her dad wants a piece.(ahem,pedo)
The fact that she said "everything is going wrong UP here" really rubbed me the wrong way.Canada doesn't want her ass so she can fly it back DOWN there.Mcdonalds must've been her last meal before she went on her starving strike just to measure up against hilary duff,lindsay lohan etc.Seems to be the trend,no?
Conclusion:I laugh at her misfortune and will continue to do so until she becomes a one hit wonder along with sis.
ROFL
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Ashlee laughs at the retarded fans that spend their money on her lame ass records and concerts. She and all her fans should be rounded up and pissed on by R Kelly.
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THX GUYS......(AMERICANS) WE WOULD LOVE TO KEEP HER CAUSE SHE ROCKS!!!!!! SHES JUST HAVING FUN SO LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!! lOVE U ASHLEE
PS CANADA ROXS AND U KNOW IT SO SHUT UP AMERICANS
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CANADIANS KICK ASS!!!!!!! ASHLEE U ROCK!!
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CANADIANS KICK ASS!!!!!!! ASHLEE U ROCK!! I BET ANYONE 5 MILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS SHE ROCKS!!!!
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I love mcdonalds
would u like fries with that??????
canada so does rock so shut up you stupid americans ass fuck!!!!!!
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WOOOOO! CANADA KICKS ASS!
Ashlee Simpson has a huuuuuuuuge nose and an ugly butt chin. She had Nick Lachey's nose!! she can't sing, and has a drinking problem cuz her daddy touches her, and its true she probably thought she was drinking watery american beer. Americans, welcome to Canada where we have REAL BEER!!!
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EVERYONE GETS DRUNK, BUT NOT EVERYONE GETS CAUGHT AND DISPLAYED ON TV. NO ONES HATING ON HER, SHE'LL JUST HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR THIS ANYWAY. THE SITUATION IS BENEFITTING HER CUZ ITS GIVING HER THE ATTENTION AND PUBLICITY SHE CRAVES
SHE'S ALRIGHT, IF SHE HAS A GOOD SONG i'LL LISTEN TO IT, WOULDN'T BUY THE CD, BUT I'D DOWNLOAD THE SONG ONTO MY MP3 PLAYA......
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She and her sister need to hang it up. Or get together and be the next Banger Sisters. Idiots
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WHAT A DUMB BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ur all dumb bitches and I don't know why all of you are ragging on her nose, ALL white people have big NOSES and flat butts and flat chests... Ya all stink and are ugly thats why you guys get all that plastic surgery. Stink ass bitch american whores....get a life!!! YUCKKKKK U FUCKKKKS.
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I think we broke her. Next step Suicide.
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A funny thing happened on the way to the inquisition: The Church of the SubGenius digest, The Stark Fist Of Removal, reports that their Reverend Doctor "Blowhole," AKA thewaymouth, an unabashed Ashlee Simpson fan, when asked to comment at first just shook his head. But then he removed the bottle from his lips only to replace it with his foot. It was hard at the time to deal with what his Blowholeship started going on about, while he drunkenly stumbled about the McDonalds dining room, with one shoe on and the other off, as he rambled on his removed dirty boot. Let us bear witness now to the videotape transcript testimonial:
"Oh, how thewaymouth aches. I most madly and gladly would have kissed to anoint and cool my drunken pop queen's hot foot. But then the king of fool's crown I'd wear it proudly...
"These boots by the way, taste great. Oh friends, humility tastes better than being conceited and not having a well-rounded personality. Lick a boot, man. You'll find by golly it'll make a difference in your life. I know it did in mine... You'll find a different color underneath. The polish of life comes off, the taste remains the same, but the tongue of the shoe can never be told a lie...
"And turn on any rock 'n' roll radio station in any city and listen closely, dear friends. The language in the song lyrics combines the slang of prostitutes and drug addicts... Hey, Ashlee, how I long to put your foot up in my mouth. You know I won't spit you out for I do have your back...
"Ashes to ashlee, dust to stardust, this megatop phoenix gonna rise above, she must... Little sister, you'll outrun both the sun and the son as you a hell of a lot more than outdo what your big sister done... Keep on rockin' in the freebird world...
"Dear friends, won't you help Ashlee sing her songs of freedom, by totally requesting 'Boyfriend' today and everyday. 'Whoa whoa...'
"Peace, Love & Anarchy to all who walk with fire up in Canabliss, and Power to the people down on Dupeya's Farm. And to the rioters across the pond burning Paris, Praise Bob."
Then with that thewaymouth bet the store manager 5 million dollars that he'd show him the way home.
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At least Britney made it on her own and her breast jiggles *lol*
I guess nowadayds its who you know in showbiz
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SHE ALWAYS COMES UP WITH SUM STUPID SHIT AND ALWAYS GETS CUAGHT ON CAMERA!!
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Who cares, shes young, people do stupid stuff like that all the time, just because shes famous people have to make a big deal. It's like people have to criticize a star just to confirm to themselves that stars arent perfect, so they can make themselves feel better.
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y is everyone making fun of are countries????????? Canada and America are almost the same so can eveyone be nice to each other and be great neighbours!!!!!! plz and thx!!!!love u
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"making fun of are countries?????????"
are countries? You're so cute hehehe
*sigh* ...Canadians
Just jokes! HAHAHA
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Ashlee demands that her fans kiss her feet, and the dumbasses would.
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"All white people have big noses" are you kidding? Blacks have those giant flat noses like apes, not to mention the woman have huge guts.
Q: Why do blacks have huge nostrils?
A: God had to hold them somewhere when he spray painted them.
No be hatins on ebonics dey be keepin it weel.
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"All white people have big noses" are you kidding? Blacks have those giant flat noses like apes, not to mention the woman have huge guts.
Q: Why do blacks have huge nostrils?
A: God had to hold them somewhere when he spray painted them.
No be hatins on ebonics dey be keepin it weel.
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I'm American and I hate Canada! But I hate Ashley even more!
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It's funny, but the whole reason that people like Ashlee Simpson believe she is entitled to have people grovel before her is that the West is full of celebrity worshipping dumb fucks who spend their time worrying about what people like her are eating and who they are screwing.
Stop watching ET and Access Hollywood and buying those ghey ass newspapers that go on and on about what these people are doing. Get on with your own fucking life and their undeserved stardom and prestige will disappear very quickly.
You have only yourselves to blame!
R
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Rich sucks camel dick, and blows men in caves.
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By the way your black joke was cute but corny - if you said it because you thought I was black. I AM NOT!!! Neither spanish, arab, chinese, etc.
So fuck off dumbass. I not no Kanye West. I kept it real - Out of all the races, white people, statistically, do get the most plastic surgery. I just don't get why all of you are talking about Ashlee's nose when she didn't get any work done like every other fake celebrity. Next time you want to address me and my comments try using your real name- you damn chicken shit. By the way, don't assume what race I am - you'll just prove yourself to be an asshole.
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The Big Noses Hall of Fame
Paris Hilton, Celine Dion, Adrien Brody, Tony Bennett, Howard Stern, Gwenyth Paltrow, and many others I could name. Lets not forget the fakers. Anyhow, I don't know why you guys aren't spreading your hatred around more. Pathetic losers.
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As a white person, I am being honest in saying this......we either have pig noses or big bird noses. But I don't hate, I am happy with myself and I don't have to put others down to feel good about myself. I am secure enough to say, I know I look good and I don't have conform into society's pressures in getting any work done. Everyone should stop putting Ashlee down she is nothing but a human-being making a living.
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How did the topic of a drunk ass celebrity (who happens to be caucasian) turn into racial stereotyping? You cant even rant about shit now days without race becoming an issue.:(
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It is obviously a racial issue between a white drunk and all these white bubblegum teeny-boppers that are attacking ashlee's god given right to make an ass of herself (if she chooses). It is white on white attacks if anything else. Lets all stick togther, go Ashlee, do whatever the hell you want.
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You know its true mostly everyone on this web site is white, 99.9%. Only white people would listen to this white crappy music... anyhow, this drink for you ashlee CHEERS!!!!!! Drink up.
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All u guys love tits, does Ashlee really matter. I know you guys would fuck anyone who looked like her or worse. You are all hypocrites. How old are you guys 6 yrs old. Grow up, girls, so you could all suck my big dick. I'm a great fucker. I'll get u one day, stupid cunts.
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I love big dicks, and I cannot lie. But I hate big ASSHOLES - grow up shit face.
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Who ever said the black jokes, you were so kindergarten. They were lame and real corny. Did u get them from a stupid joke book. You sound like an ugly angry big-nosed white girl. I am also white but I'm pretty and popular. I don't get offended by such racial remarks because of all the heads I turn. I'm hot and proud.
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oh man she is a biatch !
what the fuck you doeing ?
people get ther food from there and she is trying to dance ?
oh man !
that sucks !
WARLORD from germany !!!!!!!
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the manager should hav give her a right seeing to i know i would hav done and how can u say shes a dog when id fuk her silly
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"I not no Kayne West I keep it reel" That sounds like a mud duck to me. Rich sucks the big black dick.
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Q: Why are Black people tall?
A: Because they're Negros
Sound it out like Ebonics den it be funny no be hatins on me!
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Sure white people get more plastic surgery, because its something that blacks cannot steal.
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Is ashley a good role modle for our childern? acting like that? I dont think so. She better quit while shes ahead because she sucks!!!
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oh ya and all she is is a lip sinking fuck up!!
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[oddly enough, she looked like she was lip-syncing even there...go figure...
Posted by: powellie at November 4, 2005 01:24 PM ]
Ah, she still lip-syncs better than Jewell.
:-)
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[All u guys love tits, does Ashlee really matter. I know you guys would fuck anyone who looked like her or worse. You are all hypocrites. How old are you guys 6 yrs old. Grow up, girls, so you could all suck my big dick. I'm a great fucker. I'll get u one day, stupid cunts.
Posted by: Tye at November 16, 2005 12:34 AM ]
This message brought to you by the National Organization for Future Sex-Offenders.
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Simpson's week of fame is long overdue for an ending. To say she has no talent is a bit much. She has as much talent as any person. She does not maintain any extraordinary talent by any means. She is just an average girl with an excessive amount of financial backing to promote her "music" or noise. I think her father woke up one day last year and said, "I think I'll make another star today." I must admit, her noise is a bit odd.
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Mo funny- your jokes are really shitty. You're not even funny. Stop while you have a chance before you get mo & mo fucked up.
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No coons can fuck me up, they only fuck obese ugly white women because they are still more desired than mud ducks.
And now for a classic:
Q: What has 4 legs, runs fast, and screams HODEDO HODEDO
A: 2 Negros trying to catch an elevator.
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Either "Mo Funny" is a fat ugly white girl or a fat ugly white fag. Either way you must look busted, and by the way i'm a white girl saying this. In case you think only black people find your joke too "shitty"- I too think you should commit suicide before you ever tell another boring joke. Bang Bang.
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what a loser!!
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what a loser!!
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Here are some jokes for you racist folks.........
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass.
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What are 4 things a black man can't get?
A black eye
A fat lip
A pretty white girl
A job
Whats the fastest way to kill a nigger?
Give him a dollar and put him in a room with another nigger.
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Tabbi wrote: "white men will screw anything"
From CNN 11/17/05
But blacks are still eight times more likely than whites to be diagnosed with the AIDS virus.
Now that's funny, blacks are humping some nasty shit, as well as monkies.
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Tabbi wrote:
"How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months "
Tabbi you stole this joke from a white guy, like coons steal everything that's not nailed down.
What is the color of crap? Brown of course not white you dumb ape. Of course now most blacks abort their babies so it is often less than 9 months.
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What happened to the Ashlee talk! This site is about my favorite singer - not about this black/white junk. I think she has a beautiful, perfect nose.
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Wow! I am speechless. Like so many others, this make me LOVE Ashlee even more. I would kiss her foot anytime. This video made me buy her album in iTunes Music Store after I saw it and am considering sending her album to all my friends and family for Xmas. :-) Ashlee Rocks!!!!
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I so like ashlee now, I would just love to kiss her feet.
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Die "mo funny" die like the rest of the non-funny people in this world. You suck your own 1/2-inch weenie. Your vulgar, uneducated, and extremely gross. Mental freakoid.
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This is for you, ugly "Mo Fucky" - By the way I'm not a coon. You shit face. I'm just someone who hates pimple-infested geeks who should have never been born in the first place. I guess pigs give birth to pigs. Oink Oink greasy lardo.
4 Things Mo Fucky will never have......
A fucking real life
A good-looking lover
A heart
A beautiful face
I smell bacon grease-May you live in utter HELL and Burn!
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Oh by the way, I said those racial jokes to bring balance to the web site not because i'm black. I'm white telling white jokes. What black person would be named Tabbi anyway. You are the dumbest fuck to ever live. Don't forget to kill yourself soon!!! PIG FAT.
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hahaha! that just makes me love her more! shes awesome! we all know how those drunken public times go! what a rockstar! id kiss her feet anyday! keep up the awesome moments ash! LOVE U!
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Ashlee rox!
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ashlee in a Mcdonalds??
i wonder if she told the counter what she wanted, or just mouthed the words.
oh dear, im horrible.
and anyone who claims that were just jealous... um.... i am. i wish I was that drunk right now.
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Tabbi? What did you name yourself after a cat because you try to lick your own balls? You know you got a little nigger in you maybe your in jail or unemployed or just like the fatties.
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No be hatins Tabbi mo funny be keepin real Homi just beacuse your mom fucks the spooks doesn't mean that you have to defend them, they would kill you in a minute for a quarter.
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wow, this is a really ugly spot, with some horrible racist frosting. just goes to show the simpson family is demonically oppressed and will always produce something disgusting.
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Ashlee Simpson aint bad for getting drunk because I know not alot of young adults get drunk but where im from, Its natural to us so.
The McDonalds thing was kinda Big headed though, Its wrong to walk into any public place drunk and I even know that because Im a drunk and only 16 and from Minnesota.
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Why are u still breathing, die already - you parasite. If you can't do it yourself, hire someone to do it - you have a pathetic life!!!!
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Yes we are speaking to "mo funny" the person too scared to use its real name.
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The only good Simpson is Homer. Even though he's only a two-dimensional drawing, he's got more depth than either of the Simpson sisters. Boo-urns!
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OMIGOD..YOU PEOPLE MUST BE THE BIGGEST LOSERS IN THE WORLD..THE ONLY REASON YOU WOULD WANT TO RAG ON HER AND BRING HER DOWN IS BECAUSE YOU SUFFER FROM NEUROTIC INSECURITY,LOW SELF ESTEEM,ENVY,LOSERNESS HAHA,OR ALL OF THE ABOVE AND ANY OTHER AILMENT LOSERS LIKE YOU PEOPLE SUFFER FROM TO WANT TO BRING HER DOWN SO BADLY. SHE IS HAVING FUN AND YOU ALL PROBABLY GET DRUNK..SHE IS A NORMAL PERSON..WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS TRY MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER... FUCK IF SHE CARES SHE IS MAKING MORE MONEY THEN YOUR SORRY ASSES COULD dream OF..
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GOOO ASHLEE...YOUR PUSSSY TASTES YUMMYUMM MMMMI WANNA LICK YOUR NOSE AND CLIT YuM!!!I LOVE YOU PUSSY DO YO THANG MMMM! ASHLEE OHH ASHLEE I WANNA FUCK YOUR YUMYUM PUSS AND ASS YUM MY SLUT!AHH YOUR SO FLIPPIN SCENE OOOOOH YAAAYAAA...YOUR NOSE GIVES ME AN ERECTION OOH BABAYYYYY
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You can see 4 Ashlee videos at
http://music.yahoo.com/ar-304318-videos--Ashlee-Simpson
and a photo slideshow of the little hottie at
http://music.yahoo.com/ar-304318-photos--Ashlee-Simpson
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All you aussies talking smack about americans...isn't russel crowe australian? He seems like a nice punk ass bitch...i don't see a lot of difference in his actions but i guess he's australian and therefore better than the rest. Dumbasses.
As for the people saying jesica is ugly...chances are you are not attractive and you are bitter because good looking people get more attention. Bottom line is ashley = average, jessica = very pretty. Whether or not either can sing is not important. Their style of music is meant for the ignorant.
Where do canadians get off bagging on other countries? I mean what does canada give to the rest of the world? Don't get me wrong...america sucks, it's just time for everyone to realize that their respective countries suck as well.
The reason these women are so popular is because all you other countries buy all things american because you are all just sheep. You all talk crap but then you all want to come here...stay in your own country.
Now to the meat, i don't care who you are, talking like that to anyone because you have money is unacceptable. Someone should slap the crap out of that tart.
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OMG u guys are retards!!!!!!!!!!! just for ur info this site is about making fun of Ashlee i dont knoe why u would want to cuz she rox but u guys are being stupid and making stupid racist jokes that arnt even funny..................And one more thing if ur gunna make fun of her plz spell her name right its making me really mad!!!! Ashlee u rock!!!
Canadaians kick ass!!!!! peace out
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Canada rocks!!!! And canadaian guys are soooooooooooooooooo hot!!!!! lots more than americans!!!!
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Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
Whoa kiss my feet
Whoa your a bitch
Whoa I'm so me
Whoa buy this crap
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My real name is Malcom X, now no race mixing.
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I LOVE CANADAINS!!!!
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drunk ungrateful ass
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What is the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family.
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What is the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family.
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Aaaaaaand....she's done.
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Shut Up!
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Leave Ashlee ALONE!
You all SUCK.
Sucky People!
What is your problem!?
She was having a good time,and who cares!!!!
Only Immature crap-like people would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stupid! I don't even like Ashlee, but this is wayyy tooo far!!! How can you go around dissin someone you don't even no!? didn't yo mama teach you better? I hope so. Shut Up!Shut Up! Shut Up!
SHUT UP!
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I don't know how I got to this page but HOLY F*** I can't beleive all of these people care what A.S. does!!!!ahh whatt song does she sing! this is so minor why are we even posting incidents like this online! I didnt even know who she was til SNL! all i have to say to A.S. stay away from your dad he even gives me the creaps!!!! and yeah i would f***in party like its me birthday if i had that kind of $$$ who would'nt!!!!! The best place to party and meet friendly nice people and drink the best of the best beer is fu&*in Canada
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Don't like her music, understand getting drank and doing stupid ass things, this actually was kind of weak, she at list could of womit or take the close off. Screw canadians, australians and what ever.... USA ROCKS!!!
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People
just listen to what i have to say
Y r u being so rude,so harsh,so cruel, to ashlee?
She's a person just like you and me....
No one deserves this kind of treatment....
NO ONE AT ALL
Just let her b and leave the girl alone...
well that is my opinion and you can laugh at it,,
i don't care!!!! But not one person should be teated like that. there is NO excuse i don't care if u hate her dancing her singing whatever!
She's a real person and no one understands!!!!
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AMERICANS ARE IGNORANT!!!!!!!!!! Y DONT U LOSER RUN TO STUPID GEORGE BUSH WHAT A LOSER!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THAT AMERICANS THINK THAT CANADIANS HAVE POLAR BEARS AS PETS AND THAT WE LIVE IN IGLOO'S! ARE U THAT RETARTED? U NO CANADA ONLY LIKE 2 HOURS AWAY FROM THE US SO I THINK U GUYS ARE ALL STUPID!!!!! GO TEAM CANADA!!!!
HOCKEY ROXS!
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Sorry, Ashley! They didn't steal your french fries!!!!
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Ashlee is my FAVORITE entertainer of all time. I'm not saying she has great talent or is a great singer, and with her McDonalds excursion, probably not the nicest or smartest.
I LOVE her looks, which probably make me love her music and dancing.
Even her TV show was really dumb, but I would always watch it because I like looking at her.
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Wow you all talk about how ugly she is or how fast her career is going down the toilet but her albums are selling really fast and shes on all the top 20 countdowns hmmmm I guess her career is bad.....your just jealous and to into your image that you cant see shes SUCCESSFULL and RICH unlike you
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ash is a great talent, so please leave her alone...and i can swear to god i've never popped her in the pooper. now buy the new cd amber rae, emily, and tell your friends. thanks.
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she fucking rox so back off!!!!
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The MacDonalds story is really overhyped - she was drunk and i'm sure Ashlee now regrets the incident. But I must admit, if Ashlee asked me to kiss her feet, I'd drop down on my knees and kiss them until she told me to stop - I love her. I would glady kiss her feet for a photograph anyday.
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OMG! I love your music Ashlee, but you need to behave yourself or soon your career will be over!!! 1st the SNL disaster! 2nd your got booed off the stage at the Orange Bowl and not you are drunk at a fast food restaurant distubing people? Are your parents mad at you? Follow your big sister's example! What is going to be next Ashlee? a sex video?
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Ashlee, I admire you very much and love your music! Please, don't let this happen again!!!
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come on people. why are u all giving ashlee such a hard time over this minor incident?
i have seen much more badly behaved celebrities than ashlee.
colin farrell, russel crowe, eminem etc.
but no-one ever says anything about them.
i'll tell u why.
its because those stars who i mentioned have a more tougher character than ashlee. if anyone criticises their behaviour, they would simply punch them or tell them to go to hell.
so therefore, no matter what people like colin farell does, he would be seen as cool and be allowed to get away with it.
the public will kiss his ass because they are AFRAID OF HIM.
whereas stars like ashlee are seen as physically harmless and weak. and if the public wish to pick on her, there is nothing she can really do about it.
what ashlee done is only a trivial matter. there are a lot worse things she could have done when drunk.
so for all you people who deride her, stop giving her such a hard time just because she is female and easy to pick on.
go and criticise people like eminem or russell crowe if u really have the balls.
but i guess they are just too tough for chicken shit assholes like you and you will just carry on licking their ass.
u sad weak pathetic humans.
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Oh shoot I work at there.. its right across the Royal Ontario Museum; next to Varsity Stadium. In downtown Toronto. It has a ramp that leads up to the counter and is three stories large.
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lol. i worked at that same mcdonald's before. known for getting celebrities. even the founder of mcdonald's canada goes there. i can't believe footage was actually sold and given to the media. that really made ashlee look bad.
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Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...
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