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February 21, 2006

Ashlee Simpson Is Hot In Person

I just ran into Ashlee Simpson in the lobby of my building. I wanted to give her a hug for all the traffic in November.

But how do you thank a celebrity for getting drunk at a Toronto McDonald's?

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I agree... she's much more cute in person. I saw her last summer at Park Tavern in Atlanta during a Snowden show. She had black hair at the time and was wearing big aviator sunglasses. It seemed like she was also drunk at the time. She walked up to two frat boys next to me and introduced herself as Ashley and flirted for a bit. The guys didn't pick up on who she was until after she walked away. Later, she seemed to be a bit distressed about something... I remember seeing her arguing on the sidewalk as I drove to the next bar.

Being young, rich, and famous... it's a hard knock life ya know...

Posted by: Preston Craig at 02/21/06 3:40 PM | Reply
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mcdonald's in canada rule...they walk around and refill your coffee
tres bien

Posted by: bethane at 02/21/06 3:57 PM | Reply
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I ran into some woman who was runner-up on The Bachelor (I forget the name.. Haley, maybe?) at Park Tavern in Atlanta last summer too (or was it the summer before?). I had no idea who she was, but she was getting a lot of attention and being really loud and obnoxious during this acoustic show I was there to see. Bah.

Posted by: Rich at 02/21/06 4:01 PM | Reply
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you could post this twice to thank her. check.

Posted by: KEN at 02/21/06 4:04 PM | Reply
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McPizza.

Posted by: adam at 02/21/06 4:23 PM | Reply
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i hate ashlee simpson with a passion, but i'd still hatefuck her.

Posted by: Jordan at 02/21/06 4:48 PM | Reply
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she makes me want to La La.

Posted by: Ned Hepburn at 02/21/06 4:53 PM | Reply
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you are all on crack. i was next to her and her little boy-thing in las vegas last year... she looks like a nut muppet on ugly drugs.

Posted by: ryan p at 02/21/06 5:26 PM | Reply
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I ran into Courtney Love last week. She looked pretty much like one would expect.

Posted by: Joey Headset at 02/21/06 6:59 PM | Reply
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They're NEVER hot in person. Models seem to be okay, but actresses and singers rarely hold up in person, at least the ones I've encountered. Not that Ashlee Simpson quite counts as either an actress or a singer (she can't even act at singing).
What I want to know is why Ashlee looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy, while her sister Jessica looks like Ricky Martin. Seriously, if Ricky Martin hadn't dropped off the face of the planet, people would notice by now that he and Jessica Simpson have the exact same face. Perhaps Ashlee needs to be sent to the same plastic surgeon so she can be less Poppin' Fresh and more La Vida Loca.

Posted by: ErrinF at 02/21/06 7:05 PM | Reply
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I actually bumped into her once way before she got famous. She was still an unknown on the 7th Heaven, and the WB was doing a promo tour across US college Campuses. They hit my college in Detroit during their tour and I decided to attend the event since we were promised free stuff. At one point I was standing in the crowd when this bitch walked into me on her way to the stage. Several years later I discovered it was Ashlee Simpson...

Posted by: Holla at 02/21/06 7:07 PM | Reply
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her best role in a movie is in The Hot Chick.

http://www.pondracket.com

Posted by: mike at 02/21/06 8:36 PM | Reply
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Jessica looks like a dude and Ashlee looks like an ugly chick. The guy who said Jessica looks like Ricky Martin was spot-on.

Posted by: JK47 at 02/21/06 11:57 PM | Reply
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did you remember to slip her my number? like we talked about?

Posted by: peter at 02/22/06 2:07 AM | Reply
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i saw ashlee in person and i didn't find her attractive at all. skinny? yes. attractive? no. her face is all squished together. yukk.

Posted by: helen at 02/22/06 3:21 AM | Reply
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i saw ashlee in person and i didn't find her attractive at all. skinny? yes. attractive? no. her face is all squished together. it's too small for her head. yuk.

Posted by: helen at 02/22/06 3:22 AM | Reply
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tonight at the les savy fav show in hollywood adam brody and the creator of the oc (basically twins) were sitting behind me in some fancy schmancy booth. looks exactly the same in person.

Posted by: kales at 02/22/06 4:13 AM | Reply
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i saw Charlize Theron and Mischa Barton the other night cause i accidently passed the Elle Style Awards and they were walking up and everyone was going crazy. they actually looked amazing in real life. i'd hate to work around famous ppl cause it makes you feel schlumpy and fat.

Posted by: rachel at 02/22/06 8:54 AM | Reply
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That easy, you give her tequila shots at Chuck-E-Cheese

Posted by: Dw at 02/22/06 9:09 AM | Reply
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one time i saw Sister Sister on the beach in hawaii. just sayin'.

Posted by: bethany at 02/22/06 9:11 AM | Reply
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That's easy, you give her tequila shots at Chuck-E-Cheese

Posted by: Dw at 02/22/06 9:19 AM | Reply
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ooh! she's skeeve-tastic! I wouldn't do her with your d*ck and somebody else pushing as my friend used to say...

Posted by: kowgurl at 02/22/06 9:28 AM | Reply
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HaHAHaHAha damn why is it not commonly known that Jessica Simpson and Ricky Martin look alike? That's amazing.

And is Ashlee's nose as beak-like in person?

Posted by: Brandon at 02/22/06 1:21 PM | Reply
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I SWEAR I saw Snoop D-o-double-gizzle at McDonald's once. It was during some event when all these famous ppl were in Detroit, and so I swear I was walking out of McDonald's and saw him driving some crap van with his hair in a nappy ponytail. Well, it could've been any Detroit schmoe. But still, I swear it looked just like him.

And yeah, Jessica looks like Ricky's mystic-tanned sister. Totally.

Posted by: alexis at 02/22/06 1:34 PM | Reply
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Aren't Jessica Simpson and Ricky Martin both Sony products? They were either sent to the same plastic surgeon, or are robots.

Posted by: ErrinF at 02/22/06 10:22 PM | Reply
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I live at 70044 Commonwealth in Seattle. Been up here before?

Posted by: Mike Flacklestein at 08/03/06 10:32 PM | Reply
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