Ashlee Simpson says no to Playboy, yes to Victoria's Secret. The "singer" will be the "face" of Pink, the lingerie retailer's brand aimed at a younger demo.
We were hoping for a t-shirt line!
Meanwhile, big sis Jessica is holding out for a jelly bracelet endorsement.
Posted at 4:09 PM
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I hope she gets her leftover beak meat transplanted onto her lack of an ass area
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If her sister's recent spread in Maxim is any indication, Ashlee will model in nighties and grandma bloomers.
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It is a proud day for feminism everywhere.
http://www.musictimes.com.au
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Ditto on that J. Simpson Maxim comment. That was the most lackluster spread I've ever seen.
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
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Ewwwwwwwwww
The first runner-up was Kelly Clarkson, though, so I'm not sure I'm complaining...though Kelly is so much cuter. :(
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