Ashley Olsen's Eyes
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September 21, 2004
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i want to touch mko.
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why? she's so hott. they're both hott! I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!
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i'm more into mandy moore over there. what a woman.
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If you shaved their heads, dyed their skin grey, and put black contacts in, you might think differently.
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So, what cult did she join?
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MKO looks like she's totally eating up the attention; good to see her happy and a little heavier.
Ashley's totally gonna start fucking up paparazzi once the school year gets under way. She's got the wild camera-smashing look in her eyes.
Hey, speaking of the school year: since when do college freshmen have time to go to fashion shows? I'm totally waiting for them to fail out of NYU now.
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the blond one should stick to one line of coke per day
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there is nothing wrong with her eyes and her sister.. they are both so HOT
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Thems the crazy eyes!
I can picture her opening her mouth and having those really sharp little shark teeth and going straight for my jugular veins
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Her eyes remind me of michael jackson's.
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is it just me or does there seem to be some sort of wierd gravitational pull going on between those two?
seems like in every picture i see of them (and i'm not just talking about the ones at that link - though they do help to illustrate my point) they're being invisibly pulled towards one another.
i mean i know they're close but i didn't realize they were dating... each other
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Just my default suggestion when I see authors who regularly post non-media posts via the aggregator at mp3blogs.org ... There's an easy way to configure MT to only syndicate music posts, so that cranky people don't come here expecting music on one of yr non-music posts. I've had this happen when I've posted non-music audio, so I presume others who have posts without any music at all are opening themselves to this sort of crankiness.
Here is how to create an RSS feed for a MT Category of posts:
http://www.elise.com/mt/archives/000458simple_rss_customizations.php
Seems like the utility of mp3blogs.org decreases if a significant portion of front-page posts are non-mp3...
Just a suggestion!
=darwin
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Incidentally, Dave Coulier gets very upset when people mention that Mary-Kate and Ashley are hot. Very upset. I wouldn't push that button!
;D
=darwin
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Who's scared of Dave Coulier? Not even Alanis Morrissette.
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Also, how lazy are people who rely solely on aggregators?
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Why is it that MK and Ashley always look like greasy little kids who got into their mom's makeup and clothes? I can understand the 'dewy-fresh' look, but it's like they just walked out of the sauna...ALL OF THE TIME! Are they being stored in something to retain their moisture?
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The doe eyes have changed on us...from adorable to scary as hell.
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She also has the Derrick Zoolander pouty lip thing too...
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That's so fucking choice that Mary Kate brings her blythe doll with her everywhere. "I bought her on EBAY for fifty dollars. Rehab had wireless!"
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but wait... it was the other one that was in rehab right? was there a mistake? she looks coked out.
hot... but still coked out.
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Mary- Kate and Ashley Olsen - America's most beloved underfed greasy monkeys.
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I can't stand that vapid, insipid expression she's always got on her face. GOD. Completely devoid of any emotion or intelligence. She looks like the personification of tabula rasa.
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her eyes are HUGE!!!!
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When did the blonde one (or whatever the hell that hair is) turn into Bo Derek?
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you know that rich socialite lady who has had way too much plastic surgery, so much so, that people call her "the cat lady," since that's what she most resembles?
well, ash here could be her daughter, or maybe her grandaugther, who could tell.
oh, and i would like to touch mko as well.
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Funny how people with too much money can't pull of the "carefree bohemian-chic" look no matter how hard they try. These twins need less clothes, less money, and less plastic surgery. I recommend chilling out in some cool places like New Zealand, Italy, India, Africa to see what the world is really like.
btw-blond chick needs to find a new look. You look plastic, girlfriend.
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why hasn't anybody cast ashley olsen as an evil alien bent on world domination in a film yet?
she'd be perfect cuz of them eyes.
or she should be the new terminator; tell me that isn't scary.
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Paul: web-based aggregators are a useful resource, especially for people who don't have the sophistication to use RSS readers. I'm not one of them, but I appreciate that they find aggregators useful. It's not just a matter of laziness, it's signal-to-noise ratio in a public gateway to many semi-public sites.
Just my opinion! Obviously I don't have any control over what people do! :D
=darwin
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i bet mandy moore feels like queen latifah next to those girls.
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openeyesandsaweeww
JOCELYNE WILDENSTEIN! i was thinking the exact thing when i saw that scary wide-eyed pouty zoolander pose (the "magnumn"?)..
compare: http://website.lineone.net/~a1/jocelyne/12.htm
i think these gals overaccessorize. i don't want to think about how their closets are probably bigger than the whitehouse, because they have too much jewelry and way too many outfits and "bohemian" shoes.
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Jeezus, the more I scroll down, the worse her eyes get! And what's with the whole constant 'purse-lipped' thing? Hell MK, you probably got caps/bleaching/veneers, at least show them more than once.
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it looks like MK had her entire top row of teeth removed.
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yeah...at least ashley is a bit more "natural"...mk is always posing with that pursed pout, which she obviously thinks is becoming...it's not.
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to me, she's channeling Helena Bonham Carter, circa Fight Club.......
http://www.kinoweb.de/film99/FightClub/pix/fc4.jpg
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she's got betty davis eyes
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Word around the campfire is that these girls had some sort of eye surgery several years ago. Looks like Ashley's took a little too well. Yikes.
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cocaine is one hell of a drug...
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Yeah, those are classic coke eyes.
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Actually they're not classic coke eyes at all. Your eyes don't get wider or whatever the hell Ashley's are doing in those pics. The pupils get bigger. Her pupils are perfectly normal. She just looks permanently surprised.
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Don't be fooled by the frocks, they's still Shelly-shelly Tanner from the block
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Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!
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perhaps that isn't ashley but an ashley life size doll where when you lay her down her eyes closed? don't her eyes look like that?
oh and btw, okay mandy we get it! your right side is your "good" side.
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what's wrong with a couple of botox shots to the eyes byatch?
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"I call this look Blue Steel"
Wait, didn't these girls used to look alike?
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Repeat after me girls, kohl is not your friend.
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King Kong, Mighty Joe Young, Monkey Trouble, Monkey Shines, La Femme Monkita...
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Aha..she does look like Gollum.
And props to the poster who pointed out Mandy Moore's obsession with right faced pix only.
Their poses remind me of the sullen version of when I used to practice my "school picture face" the night before school pix in middle school
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gahwd! has she had a facelift already? she looks like a wax dummy on crack!!
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Its so sad that MK has to keep her coat on when Ashley can take her's off. she def is still incredibly skinny to the point that people would be thrown off if she exposed herself. BTW, most kids don't do any work at college, especially at NYU, its such an easy goddamn school.
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I'm pretty sure that's MKO and Jaye Davidson.
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For some reason, Ashley looks like one of the girls in TLC.
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which one is ashley? the fat one?
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She looks like she is rolling (on X) especially in the photos where she is sitting down next to mandy moore her eyes are bugging out of her head really bad! They have never looked like that before....
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Ashley's eyes are huge in those pictures! BUt the main thing I can't get over is how bad both of them look. Ashley's outfit is really nice, oh and I love her shoes!, but her hair and make-up makes her look like a crackhead. Oh and that coat, how awful, what the hell! MAry-kate, her outfit just looks like shit, thats the only thing we all can say about it !
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There's a Kim Carnes cover waiting to happen in this blog subject.
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those are the scariest pictures i've seen of them yet. their heads and eyes are enormous. totally creapy. and they do look like those dolls with the big plastic lids that shut when you lye them down! there is just something really creapy and weird about twins in general, no offense to any twins.
mady moore is absolutely adorable in my opinion.
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Proving even further that NYU is simply -loaded- with poseurs.
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http://groups.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotos_GetPubPhoto&PhotoID=nGwAAALwHflFbnELiAiONS9GnBr7laQvJu97krP9UCjjgfQRIzbmB7ud
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re-goddamn-riculous.
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Compare to: http://groups.msn.com/SweetOlsenTwins/sailmetmka.msnw
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I think Ashley might be on Crack. Crackheads always have their eyes wide open like that. She just didn't get caught by her dad yet. MK's got busted in the bathroom, that's why her parent's sent her directly and publicly to rehab. So she'll have her lesson ( I mean, the cravings, the humiliation must have been hard...). But Ashley's still sniffing some white powder...
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well, i guess we have come to the conclusion she is def. on something!
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this is not a malicious comment by an abusive user!
ergh!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, already, she must be on drugs! take that!
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Forget the Olsens, I can't get over how stunning Mandy looks.
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Yeah, man. Why is she all bug eyed? That's freaky.
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http://groups.msn.com/SweetOlsenTwins/cotys100thanniversaryparty.msnw
She is wearing the same dress...
That's a little faux pas for an elite NYC socialite *cough-POSEUR-cough*, now isn't it?...
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It's me again...
but check this out:
http://img81.exs.cx/img81/751/91302.jpg
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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did anyone else notice they got a nose job>?
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They don't look like natural, young girls. By the way, after having read some information on Hollywood actresses, I'm now MORE than convinced that most of them are fake. Most have had plastic surgery. And then, such fake people are being adored by the public...holy shit...I wonder, are Americans so keen on this Hollywood-people? In the country where I live, this wouldn't be happening, those fake buggers wouldn't even stand a chance. Pouty lips, new jaws, tits...shit! This is just not normal anymore.
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I just looked at some new pics of the twins on Getty Images. Holy shit!!!!!!! They look stoned indeed. Mary-Kate poutes whenever she possibly can, Ashley looks like she just emptied her last pack of coke. It's sad.
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dont you know why the got milk ads they shot were never published? apparently it was not such a good idea to have mary kate with a white substance on her upper lip.
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looks like she's copping angelina jolie's trademark creepy expression.
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OMG! Seriously, what is she doing? She looks like a crazy person with those eyes in every gosh darn picture.
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what are you people talking about, mary-kate and ashley are soooooooooooooooooo pretty there eyes are so pretty they are so lucky to have big eyes like that u's are just jelous.
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http://members.fortunecity.com/othertv/pics/articles/344.jpg
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I find they both look very pretty (and ashley a bit prettier). Mary-Kate looks more fragile and there is definetly this really strong force between both of them, almost magnetic. Ashley is simply making her eyes look bigger, i also do that on pictures sometimes, it makes the color of the eye stand out more. Her pupils are totally normal so she cant be on cocaine.
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shit, son.
the pouty thing is terrible. reminds my of gravy train!!!! for some reason - "how the hell can ya rap with a mouth fulla caps, girl?"
all in all, these pictures make me feel very beautiful indeeeeeeed. down with the fake youth!
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what is so wrong with her eyes there isnt anything wrong with them it is just the camera light i mean her and marykate have the same eyes there twins well not identical but still they look alike all my friends say i look like them so dont say that.
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what is so wrong with her eyes there isnt anything wrong with them it is just the camera light i mean her and marykate have the same eyes there twins everybody say i look like them.
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no there not scary there pretty her and marykate both have the same eyez i look just like them alot of people say because we have the same eyes and look alike but they are not scary get a life people!
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what here eyez are not scary all the time i get i look like them but marykate more anyways they have the same eyez it can be the camera light!
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why dont u all just fuck off leave them alone and get a life
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I think all of you who don't like their eyes or whatever are just jealous you are probaly big fat ugly bitches who have no lives and only wish you were half as good looking as Mary-Kate and Ashley All you guys who are making fun of them are probaly the "Jealous Ugly-Bitch I never get a Date Type"
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ash has got amazing eyes! beautiful and green!
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I think that Mary-kate and Ashley are very pretty (ashley is prettier) so I dont care what you all say I think they are the most fantastic people in the world and i look like ashley so dont say mean things ok
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I think mary-kate and ashley are the most prettiest people in the world, and all of my friends say that I look exactly like ashley. So I dont care what any one else says about them because at least I know that they are the most beautiful people in the world so dont say nasty things
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i think mary kate and ashley r great theyve lived there lives in the spot light and while mk is recovering from anorexia people should just leave her alone and let her recover i support mk and ashley
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