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March 21, 2005

Ashton Kutcher Is Kevin Federline Yo

I look like I might stink yo.
But I don't.
Come over here, check it.
Federline yo.
You jealous? I think so.
Federline yo.
I'm bustin' out. Doin' my own thing.
Don't tell Britney yo.

Federline. Man panties for wiggers.

Related: Federline, the lyrics.

UPDATE: Watch the "Federline Yo" commercial (.wmv).

Posted at 8:39 AM




26 Comments

Oh man...saw this and it was TOO funny!

Posted by: Mandy at 03/21/05 10:51 AM | Reply
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I agree, it was definately one of the best SNL's of late...Finally.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 03/21/05 11:09 AM | Reply
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oh my...ah hopes he had some air freshener after that.

Posted by: dennard at 03/21/05 11:09 AM | Reply
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i was so not into this episode of SNL, it was one of the most disapointing episodes this season and i like ashton kutcher... the best part was demi moore during the opening monologue, later after the show failed to get better or even maintain the same level of goodness i found myself wishing that demi had hosted.

Posted by: Chris at 03/21/05 11:14 AM | Reply
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This skit was so funny. He really did look like Federline. The show was pretty bad, except for the news show segment. And Gwen I felt could have worn some hotter outfits.

Also, can anyone recommend some good news dance albums for me? I am sad with the Daft Punk, I got Annie's album and LCD Soundsystem & M83 but I want more. Any suggestions?

Federline yo.

Posted by: Carlolove at 03/21/05 11:17 AM | Reply
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Carlolove: As previously mentioned here on stereogum, get United States of Electronica's self titled debut. http://www.usemusic.com

Also, if you're into the vocoder thang, try Solovox's album: http://solovox.com

Posted by: Ariel at 03/21/05 12:36 PM | Reply
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That was the ONLY highlight of Saturday night's episode! The whole thing was just too painful to watch.

Posted by: I Am Wicked Awesome at 03/21/05 12:39 PM | Reply
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Thanks for the recommendations Ariel.

Posted by: Carlolove at 03/21/05 1:08 PM | Reply
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OMG!!! Please PLEASE someone have a link to that sketch, FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!

Posted by: Jill at 03/21/05 1:13 PM | Reply
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SNL isn't that bad, but only if you're watching it while preoccupied with something else.

Gwen and Eve were okay, but her 2nd song... something about "Ugh, my bananas" Wha?

I was actually expecting there to be some kind of vid of Chris Parnell performing that rap on Weekend Update, with Tina and Amy dancing... now THAT was hilarious!

Posted by: Blu at 03/21/05 3:38 PM | Reply
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link to the federline skit

http://justjared.blogspot.com/2005/03/ashtonkutcherfederlineunderwear.html

Posted by: eatsdirt at 03/21/05 4:56 PM | Reply
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i dunno. i thought that was one of the funniest SNL's I'd seen in a loooooong time. maybe they just lowered by expectations.

Posted by: schlarb at 03/21/05 5:54 PM | Reply
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i laughed my ass off when i saw that .. i love kutch .. hes a hottie

Posted by: ashlee at 03/21/05 8:56 PM | Reply
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OMG SNL WAS SOOO FUNNY!! I loved that part...yo yo yo..haha. Best SNL episode ever. LMAO...iight, i'm over it. :P

Posted by: Kelly<3 at 03/21/05 10:54 PM | Reply
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It's a sad thing that we complain about Kevin Federline trying to be a celebrity, but we forget that it's the celebrity that's trying to make him one. Brit wasn't even mentioned in the skit. That the producer of SNL think that Kevin Federline is a celebrity worthy of a skit on SNL is pathethic.

Posted by: Hope at 03/22/05 8:24 AM | Reply
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Anyone have a working link to the video?

Posted by: normal at 03/22/05 10:39 AM | Reply
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Hope, if you watch the skit he does kind of mention Britney and she "shows up" at the end. Anyone who knows him knows why he is famous so there's no point in really emphasizing Britney; it was all about his douche bag self and it was hilarious.

Posted by: Kris at 03/22/05 11:00 AM | Reply
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Funny stuff...and they even found a girl with downward/outward sloping, droopy, odd boobs just like Britney!

Posted by: LadyDay at 03/23/05 12:10 PM | Reply
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Why the hell are none of the links to watch it working?? I NEED IT!!!!

Posted by: jill at 03/23/05 1:01 PM | Reply
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I downloaded the Federline skit on Limewire

Posted by: Aiesha at 03/25/05 6:00 PM | Reply
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This was the effing funnies thing I had seen in a while. I could not stop laughing and my friends and I quote it everyday! lol. The links arent working, though, which is making me cry

Posted by: Tara at 03/26/05 3:44 PM | Reply
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omg that was one of the nest SNL's latley i love ashton kutcher so freaking much and he was just hilarious in the ferdelin add thing. and i also love gwen stefani and she sang 2 songs so i was like in heaven hahaha well yeah i loved it

Posted by: Jaclyn at 04/02/05 11:25 AM | Reply
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Does anyone have the link to that episode's Weekend update where Chris Parnell performs a rap for Ashton Kutcher?

Posted by: Laury at 06/18/05 7:47 PM | Reply
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Does anyone have the link to that episode's Weekend update where Chris Parnell performs a rap for Ashton Kutcher?

Posted by: Richard at 10/18/05 6:13 PM | Reply
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Inspired by the skit someone put up the some dope federline gear

www.cafepress.com\kfed

Posted by: Kev at 12/26/05 8:42 PM | Reply
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www.cafepress.com\kfed

Posted by: Kev Fed at 12/29/05 12:10 PM | Reply
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