Attack Of The Giant Starlets

holy cow

Posted by: diz at 10/01/04 12:16 AM | Reply
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No way, I have a 5'1" friend and a 5'10" friend and it's nothing like that.

Posted by: Jen at 10/01/04 12:51 AM | Reply
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the average supermodel is actually one inch taller than mandy moore.

do the olsen twins have midget parents? they look like wide-eyed raggamuffins, too. why the hell did they do milk commercials if they're 3 feet tall? i guess their eyeballs are the biggest things about them. that and their bank accounts.
did you hear they admitted they only receive 10 dollars a week allowance (IF they do all their chores)...

Posted by: nag at 10/01/04 4:43 AM | Reply
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well. um. someone tell me which one's better ~ being about 5ft or abt 6ft. i can't decide by the pic. makes me feel gd to be 5'6".. hehehee

Posted by: ash23 at 10/01/04 6:20 AM | Reply
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yeah, look at the Olsen eyes.

I am afraid to stare at them, lest they steal my soul.

Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it no matter what happens...

Posted by: ross at 10/01/04 8:39 AM | Reply
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Mandy doesn't have a giant head, she's normal! it's the Olsens that are bug-eyed midgets.

Posted by: carlomagno at 10/01/04 9:05 AM | Reply
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They ARE midgets! I saw them this week, and even though they were wearing serious heels I towered over them and I am only 5'8", so that Mandy Moore graph is spot on. They are a little disappointing, truth be known.

Posted by: bob at 10/01/04 9:09 AM | Reply
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I didn't even recognize Mandy. I don't think I've ever seen the left side of her face before.

Posted by: janine at 10/01/04 9:17 AM | Reply
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i would have to say mandy is more pleasant to look at (features and style). there's absolutely nothing wrong with being short (or tall), but to be a bug-eyed midget is something else.

it's true, the bug-eyes are really creepy...

Posted by: nag at 10/01/04 9:38 AM | Reply
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I would have imagined this pic was Photoshopped but it's in this month's Rolling Stone too.

Posted by: stereogum at 10/01/04 10:32 AM | Reply
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Yeah, Rolling Stone has waaaayyy too much credibility for that. Oh wait...

Posted by: the management at 10/01/04 11:36 AM | Reply
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Yeah, Rolling Stone has waaaayyy too much credibility for that. Oh wait...

Posted by: the management at 10/01/04 12:03 PM | Reply
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Uncle Jesse was right, they are munchkins!!!

Posted by: socalkid at 10/01/04 12:11 PM | Reply
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Here's another picture from that day where they're sitting so the height difference isn't noticeable, but the Olsens -- especially Ashley -- are still looking weird:

http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/51302394.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DE7F9CD95D11365232E4F615A2659A536A621B2AC3A62513D3

Posted by: snorky at 10/01/04 12:36 PM | Reply
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It looks as if Mandy has been superimposed into the picture. It's kind of scary.

Posted by: reagan at 10/01/04 1:52 PM | Reply
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It just dawned on me why they creep me out so badly. They look like fucking Oompa Loompas. Real live walking, talking Oompa Loompas.

Posted by: amy at 10/01/04 3:39 PM | Reply
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Where is the scale? 1 cm = 3 inches? 'Cause I know Mandy is not that freakishly large.

Posted by: fashionist at 10/01/04 10:10 PM | Reply
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Where is the scale? 1 cm = 3 inches? 'Cause I know Mandy is not that freakishly large. It look like one of those old timey pictues with the largest man in the world.

Posted by: fashionist at 10/01/04 10:11 PM | Reply
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The Olsens are human Blythe dolls..its fucking amazing

Posted by: brian at 10/01/04 11:22 PM | Reply
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In the second picture...look at the close one...pudgy little kid hands.

Posted by: nocomment at 10/02/04 12:10 AM | Reply
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Hahaah. Anyone know how they are doing with school at NYU? I wonder if MK is back from Colombia?

Posted by: Johnny B. Toxic at 10/02/04 1:55 AM | Reply
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they look like hobbits!

Posted by: nicole j at 10/02/04 1:09 PM | Reply
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Wait a minute! Isn't Ashley the one that's 5'2" and mary-kate the one that's shorter? Geezus! When you can't trust the Star to get their facts straight, who can you trust!

Posted by: Rachel at 10/04/04 1:55 AM | Reply
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lmao frightening....that's intense

Posted by: huh at 10/04/04 1:56 AM | Reply
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Why?

Why, god, why?

Posted by: FoShame at 10/04/04 1:58 AM | Reply
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its like lord of the rings or something!

Posted by: sara beee at 10/04/04 3:57 PM | Reply
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Those two small girls look like trolls. It's disgusting.

Posted by: fairest at 10/05/04 8:31 PM | Reply
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that is one ugly yellow purse...

Posted by: Oyboo at 10/07/04 11:55 AM | Reply
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Man! it's a good thing they made the majority of their profit when they were younger because they couldn't bank off those looks now..unless of course they'd played hobbits or trolls in some movie...but damn 5'1! I was 5'1 when I was 10

Posted by: sweetpea at 10/07/04 12:25 PM | Reply
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Mandy Moore looks like a kindergarten teacher in these pictures.

Posted by: Mancat at 10/11/04 6:46 AM | Reply
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