ATTN: Hollywood Photoshoppers
The Internerd won't let you get away with anything! Too bad the movie's not as interesting as Keira Knightley's boobs.
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good... i'm glad that finally, folks are realizing that most pics in magazines, movie posters et.al are Photoshop creations.
but it's sad that a generation of young men still prefer "fake" more than " the real thing"... *sigh*
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They did it to Catherine Zeta Jones for the Intolerable Cruelty poster too:
Marketing pic:
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/CFW/details_Pop.aspx?iid=2728848&cdi=0
Original pic:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0138524/Ss/0138524/2292-K826-8a.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0138524
(OK, not exactly the same pic, but the same scene... And you can totally tell they photoshopped her chest.)
And they did it for JLo in Gigli too, except they took away instead of added:
Comparison:
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/attachment.php?s=abdcaf7a3370f93e14cfbb93f6468ae4&attachmentid=10332
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They tightened Keira's abs, too.
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man, they even "fixed" her ELBOW.
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and reduced the shadow under her armpit!
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i read where keira knightley was disappointed they didnt give her boobs on the poster. thats sad to me.
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I read her comment about wishing she had boobs like the ones on the poster because she's so underendowed. To which I say, big deal! She's a beautiful girl.
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She is hot, boobs or not!
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that girl needs to eat a sammich.
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