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July 7, 2004

ATTN: Hollywood Photoshoppers

The Internerd won't let you get away with anything! Too bad the movie's not as interesting as Keira Knightley's boobs.

Posted at 6:06 PM




9 Comments

good... i'm glad that finally, folks are realizing that most pics in magazines, movie posters et.al are Photoshop creations.

but it's sad that a generation of young men still prefer "fake" more than " the real thing"... *sigh*

Posted by: astralgirl01 at 07/07/04 6:20 PM | Reply
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They did it to Catherine Zeta Jones for the Intolerable Cruelty poster too:

Marketing pic:
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/CFW/details_Pop.aspx?iid=2728848&cdi=0

Original pic:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0138524/Ss/0138524/2292-K826-8a.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0138524

(OK, not exactly the same pic, but the same scene... And you can totally tell they photoshopped her chest.)

And they did it for JLo in Gigli too, except they took away instead of added:

Comparison:
http://bushwhacked.net/forum/attachment.php?s=abdcaf7a3370f93e14cfbb93f6468ae4&attachmentid=10332

Posted by: Summer at 07/07/04 7:08 PM | Reply
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They tightened Keira's abs, too.

Posted by: Jazzy at 07/07/04 8:53 PM | Reply
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man, they even "fixed" her ELBOW.

Posted by: nicole j at 07/07/04 9:17 PM | Reply
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and reduced the shadow under her armpit!

Posted by: nicole j at 07/07/04 9:23 PM | Reply
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i read where keira knightley was disappointed they didnt give her boobs on the poster. thats sad to me.

Posted by: julie at 07/08/04 3:35 AM | Reply
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I read her comment about wishing she had boobs like the ones on the poster because she's so underendowed. To which I say, big deal! She's a beautiful girl.

Posted by: smith at 07/08/04 9:42 AM | Reply
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She is hot, boobs or not!

Posted by: Aaliyah at 07/08/04 2:00 PM | Reply
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that girl needs to eat a sammich.

Posted by: anon at 07/08/04 3:47 PM | Reply
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