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May 16, 2007

Avril Does Blender, Likes Cigars

Remember when the Blender folks fed Avril whiskey and had her pose for photos and answer your questions working a sweet Jack Daniels buzz? Well, watch and remember. The pics are in, and her fucking seegars made the cut. As did her bottle of JD. As did Blender's wish that she "be revealing."

  

Click 'em to enlarge. More to make Deryck Whibley cringe here.

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She's not even faux-hot.

Posted by: Josh H. at 05/16/07 12:26 PM  | Reply
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desperate on all sides

Posted by: JackO at 05/16/07 1:12 PM  | Reply
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People still read Blender?

Posted by: Bianca at 05/16/07 1:30 PM  | Reply
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nobody ever READ Blender

Posted by: bobfrombob at 05/16/07 1:38 PM  | Reply
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ew

Posted by: bleep at 05/16/07 1:57 PM  | Reply
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what a fucking.....cunt. jesus.

Posted by: Ben at 05/16/07 2:13 PM  | Reply
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Ugh. go away already.

...avril, too.

Posted by: Rygun at 05/16/07 2:16 PM  | Reply
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Ugh. go away already.

...avril, too.

Posted by: Rygun at 05/16/07 2:19 PM  | Reply
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Quote:

"I could be Britney, I could be BETTER than Britney. And if I were selling my body, I would wear that stuff but I'm selling my music."

"One thing being a woman that I don't do, though, is sell my body. I want people to respect me, and I don't go around shaking it or wearing a push-up bra."

Posted by: LovleAnjel at 05/16/07 2:43 PM  | Reply
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Go away Avril. You're married.

Why don't you sell your music to the Bratz movie instead?

Posted by: ahshutup at 05/16/07 3:01 PM  | Reply
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her music is crap. plain and simple.

Posted by: snapcase07 at 05/16/07 3:07 PM  | Reply
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Do you think Derrrryck puts cocaine on her cooter?

Posted by: Tony G at 05/16/07 3:45 PM  | Reply
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You're welcome, in advance, for the best interview of all time.

"People have heard me play Bob Dylan's 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door.'"

http://www.rollingstone.com/artists/avrillavigne/articles/story/6085406/avril_in_action

Posted by: Sweet River Baines at 05/16/07 3:47 PM  | Reply
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I, for one, think she is hot as hell.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at 05/16/07 4:03 PM  | Reply
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Is this an expose on tube boobs?

Posted by: dannygutters at 05/16/07 5:08 PM  | Reply
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She and what's-her-face-doing-on-Marilyn-Manson's-junk should both be hired for a new version of The Simple Life, cause it appears these two just couldn't get any simpler.

DwD

Posted by: Dw Dunphy at 05/16/07 5:45 PM  | Reply
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