Babyshambles Banned From Festival For Scientific Reasons Doherty's boys are not welcome at Westbury's Moonfest after British intelligence officials offered this detailed analysis of the band's effect on audiences: "They speed up and then slow down the music and create a whirlpool effect in the crowd. They [the crowd] all get geed up and then they start fighting" (via Guardian). Analysis is the best. (Thanks to our British readers for all the tips. Your reward: Pete and Lee Mavers make a video. Watch out for geed up whirlpools though.)
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that's just scientific talk for "they do too much cocaine"
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Dude. everyone knows Doherty is nothing compared to the Libertines. And those guys aren't even as good as Pretty Girls Make Graves or any of those other bands in that scene.
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saw them perform at Budapest last week. all they did was make the crowd snore. they were ridiculously boring.
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