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June 30, 2005

Ben & Jen: Married & Pregnant

Confirming what we've suspected for months, publicists for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have revealed their clients wed yesterday in the Caribbean and are pregnant with their first child.

Asked for comment, Jenny exclaimed, "This baby really gets me going!! It's really great! Makes me want to dance!!!"

In related but equally boring news, Bo Bice got married (and according to Perez Hilton) Pink is engaged.

Posted at 1:20 PM




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J.Lo must be pulling her hair out right now...

Posted by: dp2.0 at 06/30/05 1:49 PM | Reply
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or pulling out her ovulation predictor, thermometer and marc anthony's, um, well you know...

Posted by: Inside Hollywood Agent at 06/30/05 2:31 PM | Reply
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isn't it fascinating that this story has less than zero buzz?

Posted by: josie at 06/30/05 3:14 PM | Reply
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countdown to pics of her looking all preggo starts now.

Posted by: Mat at 06/30/05 3:25 PM | Reply
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ooh i can't wait for trashy pregg0rz pics of j-garn! well, at least with a belly she will look less like a man, right?

and whoever said something about the lack of buzz is right. bennifer version 2.0 is totally the most boring celebrity couple (real or fake) right now.

Posted by: lollerskates at 06/30/05 3:35 PM | Reply
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She will look great pregnant she is so fit.

Posted by: Gabi at 06/30/05 3:52 PM | Reply
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So... what about Alias next season?

Posted by: rOCKY at 06/30/05 3:52 PM | Reply
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I'm happy for her.

Posted by: John at 06/30/05 4:45 PM | Reply
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Asked for comment, Jenny exclaimed, "This baby really gets me going!! It's really great! Makes me want to dance!!!"

LMFAO!!! I've been laughing about that for the last 10 minutes, haha, Oh my, it's just too good, hahaha... gets her going, haha, dance, hoohoo, haha, hehe, Oh my god, my stomach hurts...

Posted by: Kiks at 06/30/05 4:47 PM | Reply
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i think alias might be hooped because of her pregnancy. i remember reading that she is busy filming movies now, and becuase she delayed informing the producers of alias of her pregnancy, they weren't able to rush filming for the next season. not a huge deal, but because the character of sidney had her eggs harvested in season 3 (i think), it seems to be a real plot dilemma how to write her pregnancy into the script (assuming they could...)

poor j.j. abrams who produces alias and is also slated to direct M:I3... if bennifer2 didn't screw him with alias, tom and katie and their scientology surely will.

Posted by: shaun at 06/30/05 5:43 PM | Reply
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whoa... i need to spend less time online.

Posted by: shaun at 06/30/05 7:39 PM | Reply
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I'm also happy for them. Guess he made an honest woman out of her, and I think she'll be cute preggers. Besides, even preggers, she'd kick all of our asses.
I did hear somewhere that they were going to write her pregnant in the script.
Congrats Ben and Jen...good luck with the baby.

Posted by: Melissa at 06/30/05 9:50 PM | Reply
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Haha, her iTunes list never fails to make me laugh. Thanks, Gummy.

Posted by: Alex at 07/01/05 8:05 AM | Reply
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i hope Bo Bice married the other girl from Dawson's Creek ... she must be so lonely

Posted by: Clashed at 07/01/05 10:57 AM | Reply
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Hey Clashed...Michelle whatsherface is preggers with Heath Leger's baby. Guess no one's lonely except Dawson.

Posted by: Melissa at 07/01/05 2:52 PM | Reply
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I'm sure that Dawson will find a fellow for him and live happy ever after.

Posted by: Gabi at 07/01/05 3:07 PM | Reply
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Who the F is Pink's Carey Hart?

Posted by: memememe at 07/01/05 7:19 PM | Reply
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I agree with the boring aspect of Bennifer II. I mean, the original Bennifer was so much more fun to watch. It was pure entertainment: the drama, the constant public show off etc..It was like a soap opera with suspense, glamour, and spice. All the ingredients were there: betrayal, lies, cheating, strippers....But Garner seems to be too plain and simple, too discrete, too average , too low-key and too boring for us to pay attention or to care about it. She doesn't have the "drama queen" factor, the glow or the Diva attitude that J-lo had.

Posted by: tess at 07/02/05 3:44 PM | Reply
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She also doesn't have the raging slut factor either.

Posted by: Stephanie at 08/10/05 12:12 PM | Reply
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