Bigmouths Strike Again: Crazy Clever Edition
Shakespeare's alright, but c'mon, you know he never hooked shit up like this. In an interview with Radar, today's Bigmouth explains why he's smarter than the average pop star...
"It's harder than you think to write the sort of song that keeps your attention and entices you to sing it verbatim later. It's easy, if you're a poet, to write complex verses like, 'I'm coming after you like VWXYZ.' Just think about that. It's like, 'You, V does come after U! That's fucking crazy!' My mind thinks like that all the time, coming up with crazy clever metaphors and rhymery things."Guess the poet who knows it, and take the jump for the answer.
We knew well will.i.am had a punny name, but this takes the Black Eyed Peas rhymer to a new level: "It's like, if you and Tom Landry were doing the laundry, because, like, if you put a U in 'landry', in the right place, it spells 'laundry.'"
Dude needs his own episode of Sesame Street.
Posted at 12:41 PM in Bigmouths Strike Again
i hate this guy.
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i always assume its Kanye West
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hahahahahahaha
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"rhymery things" = amazing. until that little nugget i thought it could be kanye, too.
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what a idiot
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"But, don't you get it?
my name is William, but my rhymery name is will.i.am. Which is complex because people also call me will. So, therefor will is who i am.
I'm as brilliant as Fergie is ugly."
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ahh, damn you retarded.i.am!
how can i try to make fun of will.i.am. after that post?
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Will - I - Am! I can break my name apart and sound like Yoda! I'm a genius!
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"I'm coming after you like VWXYZ" is neither metaphor nor "rhymery"
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lmao
I guessed Kanye, but Kanye can actually write, so I was skeptical.
Go away will.i.am.
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Sadly, that's one of the best rhymes I've heard him create - AND IT DIDN'T EVEN RHYME.
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What the....
Whatch out Michael Jackson, there's a new guy on the playground taking inspiration from the kiddies.
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