This person takes the High Road in defense of claims that they may be vocally challenged:
I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ‘cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.Take your guess, then take the jump ...
(via Vibe via MSNBC)
Posted at 10:09 AM in Bigmouths Strike Again
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WAHAHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!
(and look at those weird nipples!)
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Lovely, assymetrical lady lumps. Fucking ew. She looks more and more like Charro every day, I swear. JESUS IS RISICULOUSLY FERGALICIOUS.
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why do heterosexual men think she is in any way attractive? she looks like a lazy transexual with ballons shoved down her shirt. or your average new jersey mall skank. oh, wait, did i just insult god, again?
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i couldn't believe the picture of her they put on rolling stone , and the "hot" issue at that , every picture i see of here (especially that one up there) she looks hella cracked out . i guess 14 year olds dig that kinda shit
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i love her
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I tell my wife the same thing about my sexual prowess.
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Meth face!!!
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Praise Jesus for Fergie. Praise him then crucify her.
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Someone tweak the right one, I'm only hearing her god-given voice out of the left one.
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Somebody tweak the right one, I'm only hearing her God-given voice out of the left side.
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Somebody tweak the right one, I'm only hearing her God-given voice out of the left side.
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She's a man, baby!
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Does nobody understand the comment-spam-catcher?
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Is it me or does she kinda look like Yaddle, the chick Yoda. In any case, she is truly a gift from God, you know like tsunamis or cancer. The old testament God, but God nonetheless.
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It's sad that whenever Fergie comes up, people feel the need to say that she's a dog. I think the Black Eyed Peas and their periphery are awful too, but there's a giant irony to a bunch of Cheeto-stained-fingertips sweatpant wearing blog dorks dumping on a girl that is likely leagues hotter than any girl that drunkenly, mistakenly hooked up with them. Let's just go back to ripping on the music, delusions of grandeur and public urination shall we?
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god didn't make them boobies, did he?
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It's sad that whenever Fergie comes up, people feel the need to say that she's a dog. I think the Black Eyed Peas and their periphery are awful too, but there's a giant irony to a bunch of Cheeto-stained-fingertips sweatpant wearing blog dorks dumping on a girl that is likely leagues hotter than any girl that drunkenly, mistakenly hooked up with them. Let's just go back to ripping on the music, delusions of grandeur and public urination shall we?
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For the record Bobby, I don't eat Cheetos, I don't wear sweatpants and of the women I've dated I can assuredly say every last one is far more attractive than Fergie. Having big boobs and blonde hair does not automatically equal attractiveness. The girl is nasty, and why anyone in their right mind thinks she's hot is totally beyond me. It's called taste mate, no irony need be involved.
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Taste: possibly. Fully formed sense of humor: no.
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Oh that's why I wasn't amused by your comment, I don't have a fully formed sense of humor. Yes, clearly that's it. Thank you for clearing that up.
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nice to see that perez totally jacked your shit.
perez and stereogum sittin in a tree k i s s i n g!
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Quick, call the jihad hotline! Let's get Fergie into hiding for a few years, so we don't have to suffer any more...
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I am certain God gave her the voice but he sure as hell didn't mean for her to get a record deal
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