Bigmouths Strike Again: Blasphemy Edition

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WAHAHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!

(and look at those weird nipples!)

Posted by: Louie at 11/15/06 10:16 AM  | Reply
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Lovely, assymetrical lady lumps. Fucking ew. She looks more and more like Charro every day, I swear. JESUS IS RISICULOUSLY FERGALICIOUS.

Posted by: xombievox at 11/15/06 10:21 AM  | Reply
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why do heterosexual men think she is in any way attractive? she looks like a lazy transexual with ballons shoved down her shirt. or your average new jersey mall skank. oh, wait, did i just insult god, again?

Posted by: KT at 11/15/06 10:22 AM  | Reply
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i couldn't believe the picture of her they put on rolling stone , and the "hot" issue at that , every picture i see of here (especially that one up there) she looks hella cracked out . i guess 14 year olds dig that kinda shit

Posted by: keaton farquhar at 11/15/06 10:31 AM  | Reply
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i love her

Posted by: cl at 11/15/06 10:34 AM  | Reply
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I tell my wife the same thing about my sexual prowess.

Posted by: Andy at 11/15/06 10:47 AM  | Reply
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Meth face!!!

Posted by: LK at 11/15/06 11:22 AM  | Reply
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Praise Jesus for Fergie. Praise him then crucify her.

Posted by: Warren at 11/15/06 11:45 AM  | Reply
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Someone tweak the right one, I'm only hearing her god-given voice out of the left one.

Posted by: christopher at 11/15/06 11:45 AM  | Reply
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Somebody tweak the right one, I'm only hearing her God-given voice out of the left side.

Posted by: christopher at 11/15/06 11:58 AM  | Reply
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Somebody tweak the right one, I'm only hearing her God-given voice out of the left side.

Posted by: christopher at 11/15/06 11:58 AM  | Reply
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She's a man, baby!

Posted by: Matt at 11/15/06 12:24 PM  | Reply
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Does nobody understand the comment-spam-catcher?

Posted by: G at 11/15/06 12:28 PM  | Reply
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Is it me or does she kinda look like Yaddle, the chick Yoda. In any case, she is truly a gift from God, you know like tsunamis or cancer. The old testament God, but God nonetheless.

Posted by: Deano at 11/15/06 1:04 PM  | Reply
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It's sad that whenever Fergie comes up, people feel the need to say that she's a dog. I think the Black Eyed Peas and their periphery are awful too, but there's a giant irony to a bunch of Cheeto-stained-fingertips sweatpant wearing blog dorks dumping on a girl that is likely leagues hotter than any girl that drunkenly, mistakenly hooked up with them. Let's just go back to ripping on the music, delusions of grandeur and public urination shall we?

Posted by: Bobby at 11/15/06 1:13 PM  | Reply
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god didn't make them boobies, did he?

Posted by: maya lucia at 11/15/06 1:15 PM  | Reply
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It's sad that whenever Fergie comes up, people feel the need to say that she's a dog. I think the Black Eyed Peas and their periphery are awful too, but there's a giant irony to a bunch of Cheeto-stained-fingertips sweatpant wearing blog dorks dumping on a girl that is likely leagues hotter than any girl that drunkenly, mistakenly hooked up with them. Let's just go back to ripping on the music, delusions of grandeur and public urination shall we?

Posted by: Bobby at 11/15/06 1:17 PM  | Reply
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For the record Bobby, I don't eat Cheetos, I don't wear sweatpants and of the women I've dated I can assuredly say every last one is far more attractive than Fergie. Having big boobs and blonde hair does not automatically equal attractiveness. The girl is nasty, and why anyone in their right mind thinks she's hot is totally beyond me. It's called taste mate, no irony need be involved.

Posted by: Sean at 11/15/06 3:06 PM  | Reply
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Taste: possibly. Fully formed sense of humor: no.

Posted by: Bobby at 11/15/06 4:19 PM  | Reply
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Oh that's why I wasn't amused by your comment, I don't have a fully formed sense of humor. Yes, clearly that's it. Thank you for clearing that up.

Posted by: Sean at 11/15/06 5:29 PM  | Reply
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nice to see that perez totally jacked your shit.

perez and stereogum sittin in a tree k i s s i n g!

Posted by: pk at 11/16/06 1:56 AM  | Reply
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Quick, call the jihad hotline! Let's get Fergie into hiding for a few years, so we don't have to suffer any more...

Posted by: The Goblin King at 11/16/06 9:11 AM  | Reply
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I am certain God gave her the voice but he sure as hell didn't mean for her to get a record deal

Posted by: Oliver at 01/25/07 10:51 AM  | Reply
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