Bigmouths Strike Again: Gay Kids Edition

I knew it. The ponce...

Posted by: J. at 11/06/06 11:20 AM  | Reply
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I love the man, but that's really random.

When do you have that conversation with yourself exactly? And where does this get released to the public???

Posted by: kibbe at 11/06/06 11:28 AM  | Reply
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I'm gay, but I would have hated to have Moby as a parent. Ugh.

Posted by: pageblank at 11/06/06 11:31 AM  | Reply
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I really like Moby's concern about how parenthood could possibly affect his ego. Stick to Dial soap, buddy.

Posted by: Ryan W. at 11/06/06 11:34 AM  | Reply
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I thought it was Madonna. Eh, whatever.

Posted by: Jeff at 11/06/06 12:01 PM  | Reply
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I thought it was Madonna too.

Posted by: Matt at 11/06/06 12:07 PM  | Reply
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If you were his homo kid, you could drink free Teany all day long!

Posted by: Blair at 11/06/06 12:18 PM  | Reply
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Ack, I thought it was Margaret Cho.

Posted by: Rina at 11/06/06 12:22 PM  | Reply
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Is it possible he may mean "straight, curious"?

Posted by: someblogger at 11/06/06 12:37 PM  | Reply
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It's true..
I've never date raped anyone!

Posted by: Dan at 11/06/06 12:37 PM  | Reply
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Wow guyz Moby is so edgy

Posted by: Erik at 11/06/06 12:42 PM  | Reply
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there are capital letters all over that thing. i call bullshit!

Posted by: nick at 11/06/06 12:51 PM  | Reply
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moby's straight?

really?

Posted by: mattshu at 11/06/06 12:58 PM  | Reply
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Wait, so John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer, both gay,are superior to Gandhi and Martin Luther King JR, both straight. Way to generalize Moby. I am not saying that there aren't gay people who are better than straight people, but to say that they're all better is not really intelligent.

Posted by: ian at 11/06/06 1:24 PM  | Reply
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See, I was headed toward J-Tim & Cam-D land here, but I suppose Moby fits in.

I like Moby's trance music, but every time the man opens his mouth, buckets of sun-dried crapola come out.

Just an idea here: good parenting would probably make for better humans, be they straight, gay or incredibly philosophically ponderous.

DwD

Posted by: Dw. Dunphy at 11/06/06 2:21 PM  | Reply
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i didn't guess 'cause it wasn't written using all small case letters

will

Posted by: Will at 11/06/06 3:11 PM  | Reply
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since when does the mobe-ster use capitals?

Posted by: punkphoto at 11/06/06 5:00 PM  | Reply
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My guess was Sharon Stone. She has a lot of "pearls of wisdom". Remember teen girls, If you MUST have sex, make it oral....

Her words NOT mine.

Posted by: Courtney at 11/06/06 8:45 PM  | Reply
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Is it the whole vegan thing that's making him say things like that?
If so, the man needs to eat a steak, or fish, or chicken, or pork, or something other than friggin' grains and rice!

Posted by: Blu at 11/06/06 10:28 PM  | Reply
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Moby is like the Female Madonna. Yes, that's a diss on both sides. Damn, I'm good

Posted by: jj at 11/06/06 11:44 PM  | Reply
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He's just too silly.

If he weren't vegan I suppose he'd recommend fucking farm animals-- and I'm sure he has no problems with part time female genital mutilation? Sexual immorality is beyond justifying, no matter how much of a crisis losing your personal right to be immoral is.

Generalizations are just as bad as oversimplifications,but when immorality is perfectly acceptable (or "relative") while milk and cookies are an absolute outrage-- where are we, guys?

Posted by: toby at 11/07/06 12:49 AM  | Reply
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Moby's shift key is still broken; this was a direct quote from an interview! He probably does think in lower case letters, though, so we'll keep that in mind for next time.

Posted by: amrit at 11/07/06 2:21 AM  | Reply
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Yeah, well Moby also said, "We're convinced that if we have children, we're going to do everything in our power to make them gay. Like maybe drinking a lot of extra soy milk while she's pregnant, or anything that would work to make that happen. I'd just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead."
I dont know if you know this, but no gay man was ever big and dumb. True story.

Posted by: Justin R at 11/07/06 7:08 AM  | Reply
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What an absolute wanker

Posted by: Sonny Bill at 11/08/06 6:35 AM  | Reply
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and we pay attention to this guy because...?

Posted by: Mark S. at 11/13/06 12:08 PM  | Reply
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gacy jr. wasn't gay, he was an in the closet bisexual

and moby is awesome. it's ridiculous to be ripping the man apart for a personal preference.

Posted by: raychel at 01/08/07 7:03 PM  | Reply
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