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May 19, 2005

Bob Saget Raps

"You are now about to witness the strength of Bob Saget..."

I was perfectly prepared to ignore The Stone Movement, a comedy/hip-hop project from Stu Stone and Jamie "Malibu's Most Wanted" Kennedy. But when I heard about their 15-years-too-late joke song "Rollin' With Saget" I had to hear it. Stone Movement invited the Full House has-been to lay down a few unfunny profanity-laced verses about rolling blunts and Paris Hilton.

The song ends with Saget's "Goodnight Michelle" (as in Michelle Tanner presumably). MK and Ash -- steer clear of this man (as if you weren't already).

Stream The Stone Movement's "Rollin' With Saget" here.

Posted at 11:26 AM




8 Comments

he had me at "i sucked cock for cocaine" and lost me at "goodnight michelle". damn you for toying with my fragile psyche, bob saget.

Posted by: kat at 05/19/05 1:34 PM | Reply
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have you ever seen saget's stand-up?
those who have, this is not surprising.

Posted by: jen at 05/19/05 2:05 PM | Reply
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The cultural juxtapostion reminds me a lot of Neil Patrick Harris in 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.' Hearing Doogie Howser say things like:

"Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers."

Posted by: drake at 05/19/05 4:53 PM | Reply
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Drake, have you heard the NPH rap on the Harold and Kumar website? It's amazing. But sadly, it's edited.

Posted by: kyle at 05/19/05 8:52 PM | Reply
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From a recent New York Observer article on him (if you haven't already read this):

"In comedy circles, there’s a famous Saget story about the night his first daughter was born. After a very difficult birth, during which Sherri Saget and her baby almost died, a friend showed up to find Mr. Saget looking utterly destroyed, unshaven, unrecognizable, but holding his newborn. 'Oh my God, Bob, she’s beautiful,' the friend said. 'For a dollar, you can finger her,' Mr. Saget replied."

Posted by: Zach at 05/20/05 12:30 AM | Reply
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I'm trying to get in contact with Bob Saget. I saw his show the other night and want to send him an email or write him a letter. This is driving me crazy.. can anyone help me out?

Posted by: kathy at 10/04/05 11:19 PM | Reply
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I LOVE BOB!

Posted by: mon at 10/25/05 9:50 AM | Reply
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Bob Saget once told Chuck Norris that he had nothing on him. Following that statement Chuck Norris gave him a round house kick to that face, while fucking his wife...THE END

Posted by: legend at 12/11/05 8:42 PM | Reply
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