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March 7, 2007

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Big developments since last we checked in with our favorite actor/singer. For one, the 30 Seconds To Mars bassist just quit. Sad news, music lovers! And in another crushing development, Jared's nose was broken during a stagedive at a 30STM show when nobody caught him. (Sounds like somebody's fans are starting to wise up.) But this post is meant to highlight the startling physical transformation Jared underwent for his critically acclaimed performance as Mark David Chapman in Chapter 27. Photos by Terry Richardson.

 

 

As much as everyone ridicules him, you gotta respect his commitment to the role. Or be disgusted by it. Either one.

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Jared Leto... with his hand down his Y-Fronts. Wikipedia needs to add this to their "what 30 Seconds To Mars sounds like" page pronto.

DwD

Posted by: Dw Dunphy at 03/07/07 12:07 PM  | Reply
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wait what?

Posted by: bryan at 03/07/07 12:10 PM  | Reply
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And now Jared Leto has gout (it's true).

Posted by: Lauren at 03/07/07 12:18 PM  | Reply
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please tell me he can do that stomach sucking thing because if not that's disgusting.

Posted by: a at 03/07/07 12:21 PM  | Reply
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what a tool. have they shut down his label yet?

Posted by: arfgoessandy at 03/07/07 12:27 PM  | Reply
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tighty-whiteys's.

How goth.

Posted by: yomomma at 03/07/07 12:33 PM  | Reply
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i will not rest until i find a video of him landing on his face. no sleep for me until then!

Posted by: annie onymous at 03/07/07 12:43 PM  | Reply
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thank you 30STM fans for unintentionally(?) bringing the funny lol!

Posted by: ave at 03/07/07 12:50 PM  | Reply
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Unngh, I think I'm gonna throw up.

Posted by: Paperslut at 03/07/07 1:30 PM  | Reply
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its infuriating enough that theyre makin a movie about that guy... but seeing mark david chapman in his skivies... that is...well.... im sure John would be proud.

Posted by: eechuta at 03/07/07 2:30 PM  | Reply
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ew. ew ew ew on so many levels. EWWWWWWW.

Posted by: omg at 03/07/07 2:41 PM  | Reply
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I can't help but wonder how long it took him to gain that weight v. lose it. Man was he chubs!

Posted by: Mat at 03/07/07 4:09 PM  | Reply
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The fact remains...no matter how much a motherfucker eats, he won't "gain" acting talent.

Posted by: KingHater at 03/07/07 5:17 PM  | Reply
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i don't know how he does it, but, man, he looks, like, 60 pounds heavier in the pictures on the right! that mother fucker can ACT!

Posted by: amazing at 03/07/07 5:29 PM  | Reply
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i think stereogum has managed to create an indescribable hate for jared leto in me.

Posted by: pearl at 03/07/07 5:34 PM  | Reply
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Vile.

Posted by: Julie at 03/07/07 5:41 PM  | Reply
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30 seconds to mars have been around for 9 years? wtf?

Posted by: Mario at 03/07/07 8:29 PM  | Reply
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Phuck it...I still think he's phuckin' awesome!

Posted by: Jess at 03/07/07 10:05 PM  | Reply
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the nose breaking thing happened in my town and i just found out about it today when i read it in the school paper.
i don't think el paso cares much for jordan catalano(sp?)

Posted by: janet at 03/07/07 10:11 PM  | Reply
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And through all that dedication, he still somehow manages to apply eyeliner.

Posted by: Allen at 03/08/07 12:43 AM  | Reply
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I'll always and forever hate Jared Leto. BOO!!!

Posted by: Ron at 03/08/07 1:32 AM  | Reply
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you jerks shouldve put that crap after the jump & WARNED US!!! i couldve lived without seeing that. yucky.

Posted by: 2 sheds at 03/08/07 1:44 AM  | Reply
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Where's the picture of him with the gun? That's the best one from the shoot.

Posted by: Sarah at 03/08/07 2:48 PM  | Reply
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Jared Leto is ace!! all you people that think he is a freak or gay or something are out of your minds!! he is SOOOOOOOOOOO FN HOT... how could you think otherwise?
the poor guy he got his nose broken you assholes should have caught him.. i would have!!

xxx
Bree

Posted by: bree at 04/18/07 12:25 AM  | Reply
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YOU GO!,BREE. SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT HIM. I STILL THINK HE IS HOT. HE'S REALLY A GREAT GUY WHO'S CONCERNED ABOUT SAVING THE PLANET. YOU KNOW WHAT???? ONE DAY WHEN ALL OF YOU BECOME"FAMOUS" , NO ONE IS GOING TO CATCH YOU IN THE LOW PERIODS OF YOUR LIFE. NOW....THE POOR GUY JUST HAD HIS NOSE BROKEN. AND...SINCE YOU ARE SUCH JERKS,I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU GOT YOUR NOSE BROKEN AS WELL... JUST...STOP CRITICIZING HIM,JERKS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ashley at 07/05/07 3:55 AM  | Reply
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people that talk trash about Jared Leto and everything he does just piss me off whats it to you if a guy whos committed to his acting career is just as committed to making music and who gives a fuck if hes goth or whatever the fuck atleast hes passionate about what he does nobody ever ridicules all the other idiotic celebs in the media like paris hilton for example Jared might be a whore but atleast hes got talent and passion as an excuse what the fuck is snobby rich no talent slut paris hiltons excuse yet talentless idiotic celebs seem to be more accepted by people than true talent

well FUCK that and for your information JARED LETO didnt get his nose broken because his fans didnt catch him he got his nose broken because his fans overpowered security They were dying to get their hands on JARED thats how MOTHERFUCKING POWERFUL A CROWD CAN GET WHEN THEYRE GOING FUCKING NUTS AT THE BEST GOD DAMN CONCERT

I WAS THERE IT HAPPENED IN MY HOME TOWN EL PASO TEXAS 2007 MARCH 15 AT TASTE OF CHAOS I WAS ON THE FLOOR FRONT STAGE BITCHES SO DONT BELIEVE THE FUCKING HYPE BECAUSE ELPASO FUCKING LOVES JARED AND 30 SECONDS TO MOTHERFUCKING MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ANGEL at 04/18/08 3:07 AM  | Reply
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people that talk trash about Jared Leto and everything he does just piss me off whats it to you if a guy whos committed to his acting career is just as committed to making music and who gives a fuck if hes goth or whatever the fuck atleast hes passionate about what he does nobody ever ridicules all the other idiotic celebs in the media like paris hilton for example Jared might be a whore but atleast hes got talent and passion as an excuse what the fuck is snobby rich no talent slut paris hiltons excuse yet talentless idiotic celebs seem to be more accepted by people than true talent

well FUCK that and for your information JARED LETO didnt get his nose broken because his fans didnt catch him he got his nose broken because his fans overpowered security They were dying to get their hands on JARED thats how MOTHERFUCKING POWERFUL A CROWD CAN GET WHEN THEYRE GOING FUCKING NUTS AT THE BEST GOD DAMN CONCERT

I WAS THERE IT HAPPENED IN MY HOME TOWN EL PASO TEXAS 2007 MARCH 15 AT TASTE OF CHAOS I WAS ON THE FLOOR FRONT STAGE BITCHES SO DONT BELIEVE THE FUCKING HYPE BECAUSE ELPASO FUCKING LOVES JARED AND 30 SECONDS TO MOTHERFUCKING MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ANGEL at 04/18/08 3:07 AM  | Reply
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people that talk trash about Jared Leto and everything he does just piss me off whats it to you if a guy whos committed to his acting career is just as committed to making music and who gives a fuck if hes goth or whatever the fuck atleast hes passionate about what he does nobody ever ridicules all the other idiotic celebs in the media like paris hilton for example Jared might be a whore but atleast hes got talent and passion as an excuse what the fuck is snobby rich no talent slut paris hiltons excuse yet talentless idiotic celebs seem to be more accepted by people than true talent

well FUCK that and for your information JARED LETO didnt get his nose broken because his fans didnt catch him he got his nose broken because his fans overpowered security They were dying to get their hands on JARED thats how MOTHERFUCKING POWERFUL A CROWD CAN GET WHEN THEYRE GOING FUCKING NUTS AT THE BEST GOD DAMN CONCERT

I WAS THERE IT HAPPENED IN MY HOME TOWN EL PASO TEXAS 2007 MARCH 15 AT TASTE OF CHAOS I WAS ON THE FLOOR FRONT STAGE BITCHES SO DONT BELIEVE THE FUCKING HYPE BECAUSE ELPASO FUCKING LOVES JARED AND 30 SECONDS TO MOTHERFUCKING MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ANGEL at 04/18/08 3:07 AM  | Reply
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people that talk trash about Jared Leto and everything he does just piss me off whats it to you if a guy whos committed to his acting career is just as committed to making music and who gives a fuck if hes goth or whatever the fuck atleast hes passionate about what he does nobody ever ridicules all the other idiotic celebs in the media like paris hilton for example Jared might be a whore but atleast hes got talent and passion as an excuse what the fuck is snobby rich no talent slut paris hiltons excuse yet talentless idiotic celebs seem to be more accepted by people than true talent

well FUCK that and for your information JARED LETO didnt get his nose broken because his fans didnt catch him he got his nose broken because his fans overpowered security They were dying to get their hands on JARED thats how MOTHERFUCKING POWERFUL A CROWD CAN GET WHEN THEYRE GOING FUCKING NUTS AT THE BEST GOD DAMN CONCERT

I WAS THERE IT HAPPENED IN MY HOME TOWN EL PASO TEXAS 2007 MARCH 15 AT TASTE OF CHAOS I WAS ON THE FLOOR FRONT STAGE BITCHES SO DONT BELIEVE THE FUCKING HYPE BECAUSE ELPASO FUCKING LOVES JARED AND 30 SECONDS TO MOTHERFUCKING MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: chad at 04/18/08 3:09 AM  | Reply
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